My Gf's Bet

[Lolth17]

Look, as a girl, I will let you know right now, this is a trap. You're going to be fucked either way. My advice - if you want to keep her, call off the bet and tell her you're happy and secure with her.

 

[TheMatt]

Are you kidding? This is a license for fresh pussy while still getting home cooked dinner!!

If you screw this up so help me I will find you and destroy you.

Convince her to make out with the new chicks for extra bonus points.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'll bet ten millions dollars that your GF will smack if if you actually find another girl.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

i don't get it

shes betting you that you CAN'T meet (or... perhaps... MEAT?) another woman, for if you fail, reward, and if you succeed, unspeakable pain?

I'm confused.

I also... I say try to fail and get your truck repaired.

Of course if you suceed you could get a hotter girl who is more crazy in bed.

in which case...

Is your current girl hot?

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Uhhh you realise you actually need to be charming wih self esteem to GET a girl friend in the first place right...?

Not if you buy one from Russia.

In Russia, the girlfriend buys you!

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

I will wager five hundred hypothetical Dutch gold pfenigs that you lay with another woman!

I love this response.

 

[veloper]

she wants to get rid of him.

she's being oversensitive about not wishing the guy to be alone when she dumps him, so she comes up with this.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

If you have a girlfriend then why do you care about your self-esteem and charisma?

My self-esteem borders on narcissism, and my charisma won me a tiny fake election (but to be fair, I was the head of the Sean Connery Party, the party you just can't say no to without facing the dire consequences), and I have no girlfriend, much to my extreme happiness *forces smile*.

So seriously, do nothing.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is it wrong that I immediately pictured Coach Z saying this?

Anyway, yeah, you have as good of a chance as any.
Though I am a little confused as to what you are hinting at while mentioning "pain."

Perhaps a particularly violent blow-jorb?

Oh man, +1 for you.

Awesome, thanks ;D

 

[Binerexis]

This seems like a massive trap.

You realise that if you bed another woman, your girlfriend won't pay for your truck repairs as she'll pull the "I can't believe you cheated on me just to get your truck fixed" card.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Wait, so if you fail, you get your truck repaired, but if you succeed, something bad happens? You go out there, young man, and you fail miserably! Besides, your girlfriend's methods seem a little...iffy. I don't know if it's a good idea to cheat on her, even if she condones it.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

1) Guy makes thread craving for attention and for people to think he's an awesome stud.

2) Two hundred people reply in thread, bringing it up to 5 pages.

3) Guy successfully achieved what he set out to do, ego swells, guy wins.

Well done escapist.

 

[Rawker]

i don't get it

shes betting you that you CAN'T meet (or... perhaps... MEAT?) another woman, for if you fail, reward, and if you succeed, unspeakable pain?

I'm confused.

Agreed, and if so, why is this a problem?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok let me get this straight, she's encouraging you to seek out other girls for 3 months and if you fail, she'll pay for your truck; but if you succeed something private and unspeakable will happen. ...I'm confused.

 

[Jing the Bandit]

So what do you tell the girl if you succeed? "I have a girlfriend, and we just made a bet that I could lay someone within three months, nice using you, see ya later!"

Psh.
Just use the 'Barney Stinson form letter'.

 

[Jing the Bandit]

Uhhh you realise you actually need to be charming wih self esteem to GET a girl friend in the first place right...?

Not if you buy one from Russia.

In Russia, the girlfriend buys you!

No, it has to be SOVIET Russia.
Crap, Double Post.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Good Luck?, i dont know what to say here

 

[Asturiel]

Uhh...your situation is odd...To be honest im skeptical as to the ammount of truth in this thread. Seems a little too odd for my tastes. However if this is the case I would just let her pay for your truck and show your self esteem via means of HER.

 

[maninahat]

Let's face facts. Your self esteem must be really low if she is having to try and coax you into taking the bull by the horns. My advice...does she have a sister?