My Gf's Bet

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Uhhh you realise you actually need to be charming wih self esteem to GET a girl friend in the first place right...?

Not if you buy one from Russia.

 

[ezeroast]

i always find it easier to find women when i already have one, if you actually working at it you'll have no problems getting someone else..
But if you want your truck fixed up just hang low for 3 months

 

[MiracleOfSound]

This is insane.

She wants you to meet other women?

Seems to me she's either the most confident person in the world, or wants to get rid of you.

 

[Hazy]

Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is it wrong that I immediately pictured Coach Z saying this?

Anyway, yeah, you have as good of a chance as any.
Though I am a little confused as to what you are hinting at while mentioning "pain."

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

sounds like an unhealthy relationship, but good luck whichever way it turns out.

Yeah I was going to go with this, I'd actually be really hurt if my girlfriend did that. Then again that's me, emotions like frigid glass...

The best relationships are the ones that are nominally open yet which no-one feels the need to act upon. As far as I can make out the OP has achieved this state, and is in all likelihood going to get a truck fixed to boot, if he plays his cards right.

For you, maybe...

I dont understand - in what way is this not a good scenario?

I just don't like the idea of open relationships. I have eyes only for my girlfriend and I'd expect the same from her. I guess we just have different ideals.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is it wrong that I immediately pictured Coach Z saying this?

Anyway, yeah, you have as good of a chance as any.
Though I am a little confused as to what you are hinting at while mentioning "pain."

Perhaps a particularly violent blow-jorb?

 

[Hazy]

Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is it wrong that I immediately pictured Coach Z saying this?

Anyway, yeah, you have as good of a chance as any.
Though I am a little confused as to what you are hinting at while mentioning "pain."

Perhaps a particularly violent blow-jorb?

Oh man, +1 for you.

 

[Saul B]

This could be a massive bluff on her part to prove that you are loyal to her... Just thought I'd throw that into the mix.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Hookers my friend.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Wow, she's really confident in you isn't she? Makes me slightly wonder while she still stays with you. Seeing as she does, you must have at least something working for you, right? Even the harshest cynic can't ignore that fact.

Hookers my friend.

I think that can be defined as 'using 1337 hax'.

 

[ChaosGenesis]

This doesn't seem like a good position to be in...

You 'Win': She says it doesn't count because you didn't try (whether you did or not) so she won't pay a cent. Also if you did try, its another blow to your self esteem.
You Lose: Painful things happen to you and she probably won't be too happy about you actually going out (or whatever you're going to do) with other chicks.

Either way its not good for your relationship. I say, if you care about it, call the bet off and realize "Hey wait a minute... I have a girlfriend. I guess I can't be that bad after all."

But that's just me

 

[shadowstriker86]

i don't get it

shes betting you that you CAN'T meet (or... perhaps... MEAT?) another woman, for if you fail, reward, and if you succeed, unspeakable pain?

I'm confused.

no she's betting that i CAN, thus the reason for inflicting the unspeakable pain, i know she wont dump me though, cause if she didnt dump me when i called her mother a "dumbshit whiskey tango" (which she rightly deserved) i dont know what i could do to get her to leave me lol

YOU CALLED HER WHAT?!!!
Ok I thing you should go for the win and cheat on her and try to get a new gf.
I mean, if she didn't dump you after insulting her mom, either her mom is that horrible that she hates her, too, or something's incredibly wrong with your gf. So cheat on her! + Maybe she'd live you to find someone else so you won't be vulnerable when she dumps you.

I tell you dude, girls are weird but this one is either bat shit crazy, or really twisted and evil. Don't trust her! This bet is too fishy!

dumbshit = dumbass

whiskey tango = white trash

her mother said that i was turning my gf evil and into a moron because i took her to go see the new harry potter movie. im not kidding. and considering what they say about women turning out like their mothers....well...its caused me some worry...

 

[shadowstriker86]

this would make a hilarious movie.

I second that.

It would probably be somewhat of a chick flick, though. I think I'll save my money and buy Avatar when it comes out on DVD (ooof, that's gonna hurt me)

EDIT: Does OP believe his Charisma score is 1?

nope. -7

 

[Macgyvercas]

this would make a hilarious movie.

I second that.

It would probably be somewhat of a chick flick, though. I think I'll save my money and buy Avatar when it comes out on DVD (ooof, that's gonna hurt me)

EDIT: Does OP believe his Charisma score is 1?

nope. -7

But that's impposible. According to the Player's Handbook, "Any creature capable of telling the difference between itself and things that are not itself has at least 1 point of Charisma. Anything with no Charisma score is an object, not a creature. Anything without a Charisma score also has no Wisdom score."

So you're saying you are an object?

 

[shadowstriker86]

this would make a hilarious movie.

I second that.

It would probably be somewhat of a chick flick, though. I think I'll save my money and buy Avatar when it comes out on DVD (ooof, that's gonna hurt me)

EDIT: Does OP believe his Charisma score is 1?

nope. -7

But that's impposible. According to the Player's Handbook, "Any creature capable of telling the difference between itself and things that are not itself has at least 1 point of Charisma. Anything with no Charisma score is an object, not a creature. Anything without a Charisma score also has no Wisdom score."

So you're saying you are an object?

truth be told i have no idea where my stat card went, so i just go with my gut

 

[teisjm]

So either you stay faithfull to your GF, and she'llpay for your truck to be repaired, OR You sleep with some random chick, something bad hapens and even though it apparently was her idea, don't be too sure about how she'd ract if you happen to sleep with another chick. Maybe she's testing you to see how high you'd value sex with some random chick (hence the truck-fix if you don't)

So? do you want to:
keep your GF
Get your truck fixed for free
OR
sleep with some random chick,
possibly loose your GF
something bad which you don't explain happens to you (unles´s by hurt you mean you like S/M, and your girlfriends gonan whip for your effords)
Your truck remains broken.

I wouldn't try to find some random chick. I wouldn't trust my GF to actually be fine about it even though it was her idea, and she thought she would. But then again, it's really different from person to person, and it could also depend a lot on how long you've been together.

Also, free truck fix = less chance of having to ditch driving and start walking, and it's not really the seaon for walking.

I wish i had a truck...

 

[Fwee]

Seduce her mom. And possibly her dad as well.

 

[Dajmin]

Calling women 'skirt' is very offensive. Unfortunately the sort of jackass that uses such terms is often rewarded by women with low self-esteem and a desperation for validation.

Someone needs a sense of humour. It's not something I'd actually use when describing an actual person.