My Gf's Bet

[VicunaBlue]

You have a girlfriend... be happy about that alone.

 

[WhiteRat07]

I say screw with her head.Tell her you met and slept with someone.Then tell her his name is fred.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

this would make a hilarious movie.

I'd watch it.

 

[x0ny]

So let me get this straight.
1) you feel you have no self esteem and can't get a new gf
2) Your gf bets that you CAN get a new gf
3) if you can't get a new gf in 3 months, she fixes your truck and stays as your gf

That's gotta be the stupidest gf I've seen in a while. Why do you feel the need to embarrass your gf like this? Dump her... think of the children.

 

[Freshman]

so if you don't meet other chicks, you get free money, and if you do, you get the penalty.

geez thats a toughy (sarcasm, get the free money, and keep your gf {highly doubt shes happy if you suceed})

 

[Xette]

Sex at the end of the day, is just sex. It doesn't really mean much, and plenty of couples and married folk are allowed to sleep around by their partners/spouses.

The first sentence is subjective but the rest is partly accurate. Before flames from hellbent atheists fall down on my head, I'm agnostic but I still think sex should mean something.

Humans are sometimes stupid and don't realize that complicating themselves with multiple romantic or fookbuddy affairs just complicates their lives even more. I realize for some sex is just sex. I am just +1 female who actually gives a damn if my partner mucks about.

I understand your viewpoint, but people make too big a deal out of sex. That's what i was trying to make.

It may make more sense, and be better and numerous other things with someone who means something to you. However, we all know it's more complicated than that. It's one of those things. It is complex, but sometimes a bit of random sex makes everyone feel better, no?

No ones taking advantage of anyone, and it's not for those who have closed relationships obviously.

A monogamous relationship can get complicated admittedly so. One partner strays or the other becomes bored. It happens.

Sometimes random sex can be a great de-stresser but once it forms into a habit or addiction that's where stuff really gets fooked up and even more complicated than that of someone who chooses to be monogamous. I should know.

 

[Chewster]

What I think is that you have a very bizarre relationship with your girlfriend and that this will inevitably backfire somehow.

 

[The Warden]

lolwut.
Bet makes no damn sense.

 

[yoyo13rom]

So me and my gf got into a really bad argument recently about the fact that i still have a low self esteem and outlook of myself (i firmly believe that i have the self esteem of a toaster and the charisma of a half eaten bagel). So out of nowhere she made this bet with me. She's making my half of the relationship "open", meaning i can go out and meet other chicks. Why? To apparently prove what she says is true as far as my looks/heart. However, if i fail to do so in a matter of 3 months, she'll pay for my truck to get repaired in full (needs alot of major repairs, so that's pretty ballsy on her part). However if i do succeed, ....well, that's too private to speak of but lets just say it's going to hurt. Alot. But i figure i can make some money off of this, so im takin bets from my friends as to whether or not im going to succeed, so either way i think im gonna come out on top lol but what do you guys think?

Ok, so it's been over 3 months, how does the story end?

 

[Shannon Baber]

Spoiler: You don't need women

Exactly, this is an important lesson to the OP. The only way to properly get women is to follow the so-called "Tony Montana Theorem of Acquiring Wealth and Companionship in Contemporary America":

Step 1: Acquire Currency
Step 2: Acquire Power through tactical use of this now acquired currency
Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bhahahahahaha that's an awesome theory

OT I don't see this bet going well, but good luck

 

[child of lileth]

The rewards sound a bit backwards, and you also control your own profit either way (by deciding to not do anything at all). There's also no lose situation on your end of things (from how you act about it).

To be perfectly honest, I think you made the whole thing up. But that's just how it sounds to me.

 

[shadowstriker86]

So me and my gf got into a really bad argument recently about the fact that i still have a low self esteem and outlook of myself (i firmly believe that i have the self esteem of a toaster and the charisma of a half eaten bagel). So out of nowhere she made this bet with me. She's making my half of the relationship "open", meaning i can go out and meet other chicks. Why? To apparently prove what she says is true as far as my looks/heart. However, if i fail to do so in a matter of 3 months, she'll pay for my truck to get repaired in full (needs alot of major repairs, so that's pretty ballsy on her part). However if i do succeed, ....well, that's too private to speak of but lets just say it's going to hurt. Alot. But i figure i can make some money off of this, so im takin bets from my friends as to whether or not im going to succeed, so either way i think im gonna come out on top lol but what do you guys think?

Ok, so it's been over 3 months, how does the story end?

well, no luck in getting another girl to fall for me HOWEVER we did get to do a threesome with this damn hot asian chick. That and since my truck's repairs are over 2 grand, she's getting me a new computer instead. Ever since then my friends wont stop telling me to write a damn book -_-

 

[Composer]

ummmmmm

does this help?

 

[Keepitclean]

well, no luck in getting another girl to fall for me HOWEVER we did get to do a threesome with this damn hot asian chick. That and since my truck's repairs are over 2 grand, she's getting me a new computer instead. Ever since then my friends wont stop telling me to write a damn book -_-

The book could possibly be your step one to the "Tony Montana Theorem of Acquiring Wealth and Companionship in Contemporary America":

Step 1: Acquire Currency
Step 2: Acquire Power through tactical use of this now acquired currency
Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I guess the important thing out of all this is you self esteem. Did it imporove?

 

[ethaninja]

Good luck with that mate. And cheers for making me hungry.

 

[lockeslylcrit]

Definitely not a healthy relationship. She's pretty much saying that you're not good enough for anyone else and that you had to settle for her.
Get out while you still can.

 

[thatstheguy]

So, you basically can do nothing for 3 months and your girlfriend will pay to repair your car?

<spoiler=Logic>"http://virgotex.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/logic-youre-doing-it-wrong.jpg"

 

[shadowstriker86]

well, no luck in getting another girl to fall for me HOWEVER we did get to do a threesome with this damn hot asian chick. That and since my truck's repairs are over 2 grand, she's getting me a new computer instead. Ever since then my friends wont stop telling me to write a damn book -_-

The book could possibly be your step one to the "Tony Montana Theorem of Acquiring Wealth and Companionship in Contemporary America":

Step 1: Acquire Currency
Step 2: Acquire Power through tactical use of this now acquired currency
Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I guess the important thing out of all this is you self esteem. Did it imporove?

actually it did as a matter of fact lol. if i had a pic of the asian chick we had the threesome with, it'd be cold hard fact lol