My girlfriend gave me a hickie and I don't own any turtlenecks, how do I hide it?

[asiepshtain]

I only want to hide it because my parents are very over-protective and they'll immediately think that a hickie means I have an STD >_<

A. Large square band-aid and say you cut yourself shaving.

B. If you think your parent's don't know what a hickie is you're either naive or...no, just naive. Your parents have sex, that how you came around.

C. TALK TO YOUR FUCKING PARENTS!!!

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Smear it with loads of lipstick. Viola - hickey gone!

don't say smear


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[A Hot Hotpocket]

I blamed the one I had on getting burned at work. My mother believed it but my dad and step-mom saw right through it. So, for future reference, get her to put it somewhere other than your neck where it's easily visible. I'll leave it to your discretion as to where.

 

[Psyco Slim]

i hear a cold spoon helps

 

[B-lockdown080]

it sounds crazy but really cut yourself on the hickie(not to deep mind you). Then get a bandaid and when your parents asked you what happened show them the cut.

 

[Matronadena]

awh hickeys... in the days of youth a badge of sorts, over time a sign that ones mate is sloppy and needs more practice...



hehe...

anyway, pretty much makeup of some nature...were it closer to Halloween I'd say get fake boils, or vampire bites or something

 

[ae86gamer]

Wear and ascot. Then you'll look like Freddie from Scooby-Doo

 

[Brotherofwill]

I think I once said that something burned me, like coal from camping or something. Don't think anyone bought it, though

I'd try toothpaste.
If all else fails you have a hickie and and it smells like mint.

Then you'll just end up with 1 more the next few days

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Angry masturbation tends to cure 95% of my problems give it a go.

 

[Sparrow]

I only want to hide it because my parents are very over-protective and they'll immediately think that a hickie means I have an STD >_<

Buy a firearm, because thats just weird.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

erm...ask if you can use some of her foundation?

If she doesn't use foundation...buy some yourself

This. Or tell them to stop being so overprotective.

Or get a decent sized bandage over it and think of a story to go with it.

 

[Christemo]

maybe some make-up or paint that goes off by water.

 

[Aloran]

either:
a) wear a hoody
b) wear it proudly

I'd go for b
any hickey's i've got always result in a funny "IS SHE PREGNANT" off my mother, her face when she notices them is hillarious.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Wear a tie around your neck.

 

[RollForInitiative]

If anyone knows how to stop parents being over-protective, I need to know. ASAP.

Move out. Seriously. Make it a far enough distance that your parents can't pull the "Oh, we just dropped by because we're in the neighborhood" BS.

 

[Fairee]

If anyone knows how to stop parents being over-protective, I need to know. ASAP.

Move out. Seriously. Make it a far enough distance that your parents can't pull the "Oh, we just dropped by because we're in the neighborhood" BS.

Good idea. But I don't earn anywhere near enough money to do that yet.

 

[SimuLord]

Also woh, you really 17? Thats a mighty crap age for parents to be overprotective, i feel for you.

I'm almost 19 and my brother is 20, and our parents are still extremely over protective.

If anyone knows how to stop parents being over-protective, I need to know. ASAP.

Short answer: Get a job and move out. Preferably to another state. Nothing takes the edge off of overprotective parents like distance.

Edit: Damn, ninja'd.

 

[XJ-0461]

Put a plaster over it, say you cut yourself shaving.

rip off your nose, noone will notice the hickie

Or that.