Name one character from any medium that pisses you off, and describe how you would beat them.

[Hectix777]

Sasuke Uchiha. How you ask? Well I would gather up a horde of anime fangirls, administer the T-Virus to the lot of them, and surgically replace their fingertips with scalpels, pneumatic punches, drill bits, electrodes, and rusty razorblades. Then I would castrate the little sod and tie him to a chair before releasing the zombie fangirls into the same room and video taping it from 4 angles using security cameras. Then I would sell the tapes and make a fortune.

Wait that was that douchbag I wanted to kill's name! Thank u

 

[loc978]

Cersei f#^@ing Lannister. I would beat her to death with my bare penis.

Or my bare hands.

Probably both.

Y'know, I've been coming back to this thread on occasion for awhile now, and I just can't seem to find anything to add to that. Cersei Lannister is probably the most loathsome character from any piece of fiction ever... yet she's physically desirable, hence the usage of the penis.
So... ninja'd, I guess.

 

[Hectix777]

Cersei f#^@ing Lannister. I would beat her to death with my bare penis.

Or my bare hands.

Probably both.

Y'know, I've been coming back to this thread on occasion for awhile now, and I just can't seem to find anything to add to that. Cersei Lannister is probably the most loathsome character from any piece of fiction ever... yet she's physically desirable, hence the usage of the penis.
So... ninja'd, I guess.

Are you implying he's a homo sex will.

 

[loc978]

Are you implying he's a homo sex will.

I've no idea what a "homo sex will" is, aside from being related to homosexuality... and I'm also unsure why you ended a question with a period. Speaking of periods, Cersei Lannister is a female character... so beating her with a penis would hardly be homosexual.
An interesting thought occurs, though... Cersei Lannister + homosexuality. I'll just let that be.

 

[Hectix777]

Are you implying he's a homo sex will.

I've no idea what a "homo sex will" is, aside from being related to homosexuality... and I'm also unsure why you ended a question with a period. Speaking of periods, Cersei Lannister is a female character... so beating her with a penis would hardly be homosexual.
An interesting thought occurs, though... Cersei Lannister + homosexuality. I'll just let that be.

Now im hoping that she's a homo sex will(homo sex will=homosexual)

 

[loc978]

Now im hoping that she's a homo sex will(homo sex will=homosexual)

Then why'd you call her "he"? I figured you were talking about the earlier poster.
...do you have gender confusion issues?

 

[Hectix777]

Now im hoping that she's a homo sex will(homo sex will=homosexual)

Then why'd you call her "he"? I figured you were talking about the earlier poster.
...do you have gender confusion issues?

Hey! I don't know shit from shinola when it comes to anime! Mainly because it brings back the nightmares of what that woman did to me when I was ten.... WHY?!? I WAS SO YOUNG, no I'm just dirty....

 

[loc978]

Hey! I don't know shit from shinola when it comes to anime!

wow... just... here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Cersei_Lannister

Sorry about the feeding and the derail, folks.

 

[Hectix777]

Hey! I don't know shit from shinola when it comes to anime!

wow... just... here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Cersei_Lannister

Sorry about the feeding and the derail, folks.

No my fault, it just an easy transition from anime to porn, hats why i hate it

Okay I understand now, sorry everyone.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Sasuke Uchiha. How you ask? Well I would gather up a horde of anime fangirls, administer the T-Virus to the lot of them, and surgically replace their fingertips with scalpels, pneumatic punches, drill bits, electrodes, and rusty razorblades. Then I would castrate the little sod and tie him to a chair before releasing the zombie fangirls into the same room and video taping it from 4 angles using security cameras. Then I would sell the tapes and make a fortune.

LOL, dibs on a signed copy!

OT: Uh, once again Gaius Baltar from BSG. Tie him down in a chair and grow bamboo underneath his arse. Then, gradually shoot his limbs off from the ends to his torso with a shotgun (shooting once every hour). I'm sure I can come up with something more imaginative, but I'm tired right now...

 

[Creepybard]

Superman. Way too overpowered. And I'd beat him with a kryptonite yo-yo, just to spite him.

 

[AndersRU]

I would kill everyone from evangelion by riping out there spine and beat them with it because the ending makes no sence...

Did you see End of Evangelion? If you have not, I humbly ask you do so. I ties up quite a few loose ends. I'm not asking you to like it, just to finish it.

I did watch the end of evangelion. But i didn't get anything out of the main charecter talking to him self for 40 F***ing minutes!

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Cersei f#^@ing Lannister. I would beat her to death with my bare penis.

Or my bare hands.

Probably both.

Bare penis hands?

A character from any medium...myself? Can I choose myself? How would I beat myself...well, not so much beat, as change. Gender, that is. I might do better if I was born a guy.

But then I'd be a sexually and physically aggressive guy.

Or maybe if I can just grow a penis. That would solve everything.

I am so confused right now.

Maybe bear penis?

But whats wrong with being a sexually and physically aggressive girl? And I heard that if you do grow one, it sprouts from the inside of the elbow. Origin at the olecrannon process.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Cersei f#^@ing Lannister. I would beat her to death with my bare penis.

Or my bare hands.

Probably both.

That sounds like an encounter of homosexual sexual encounters

You do know that Cersei Lannister is a woman from a book right? I mean, does Cersei sound like a guy's name? Maybe to some anime addict, but it's a woman's name. And if I'm using my own male genitalia that kinda implies heterosexual encounters of the third kind.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Yoshi, yeah that's right that "adorable" wittle dinosaur from the Mario games. I don't know why but everytime I see him I just want to punch him in his big friggin nose. Plus everytime he jumps he sounds like he's passing a damn kidney stone.

I would probably hit him with a time ray and age him so fast that he'd turn into fossils. I'd then use those fossils to make superfuel for my go-kart. I would then bring Yoshi back to life and whoop his ass in a Mario Kart race with my super fuel go-kart...and then after my gloating was done I'd probably shoot him in the face...with a shotgun...repeatedly...until there was nothing left.

 

[Kelethor]

Nathan Drake. Id lock him in a safe (the size of which forces him to curl up in a ball) Then toss said safe into the ocean. Id tell him the Key is inside his stomach, and he must force himself to throw up, only for him to then realize that the key is useless from inside the safe.

Then I laugh. Smug bastard.

 

[Aetera]

Gwen, from Torchwood. I hate her SO MUCH. Her complete lack of anything resembling professionalism and lack of any useful skills compared to the rest of the team, along with the fact that she's pretty much a Mary Sue from a poorly written fanfic dropped into the Who-verse, fuel my hatred. I even refuse to even have Merrill from Dragon Age 2 in my party, since she's voiced by the same actress that played Gwen.

I would sic the weeping angels on her.

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WHY WAS SHE THE ONLY CHARACTER, ASIDE FROM JACK, TO SURVIVE? SHE SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD OF IANTO. IANTO WAS AWESOME.
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[EkurioX]

Grammar faireys....

They have magical wands lodged somwhere the sun doesnt shine

Write in circles... Call them selves journalist but do not understand a news article from a blog ...

They have yet to understand the term editorial... Nor Fragmented paragraphs... An they dislike the way everyone types even though they only under stand what a comma and period is, on their keyboard--while not understanding what any other punctuation mark is for...
Read their blogs or news articles you can spot them as they use punctuations or big words, improperly.


To demolish these creatures... I would construct a canon and shoot them into the Sun.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Cersei f#^@ing Lannister. I would beat her to death with my bare penis.

Or my bare hands.

Probably both.

Bare penis hands?

A character from any medium...myself? Can I choose myself? How would I beat myself...well, not so much beat, as change. Gender, that is. I might do better if I was born a guy.

But then I'd be a sexually and physically aggressive guy.

Or maybe if I can just grow a penis. That would solve everything.

I am so confused right now.

Maybe bear penis?

But whats wrong with being a sexually and physically aggressive girl?

As much as it's so very attractive in anime, it doesn't really translate as readily into real life.

And I heard that if you do grow one, it sprouts from the inside of the elbow. Origin at the olecrannon process.

I better watch my old elbowing habit when I'm around my female friends.

Re-enacment:

During a sleepover...

"Let's act out a Monty Python Sketch! Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Say No Mo-...oh, shit."

"What? What's with that panicked look on your face?"

"I...I think I just accidentally your uterus with my penis-elbow."

End re-enacment.

And that's what really happens during sleepovers.