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Jedoro

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Danielle

Just not sure how it'd work, since she's a vegan and most of my food bled and died.
 

Slash Dementia

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I do have a crush and it's so good. I think it's just about my favorite.

Orange Crush

I stopped having a crush (Elizabeth) when she accepted to be my girlfriend.
 

Ambi

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Omey said:
My crush is a complete stranger!! and I believe it was love at first sight because i have never seen anyone more beautiful in my entire life,yet.
But I found out her name--And went ahead and told her i liked her! no introductions,no mutual friends,caught her one day in my college hallway and blurted it out!!
It was the Stupidest thing I have done in my life!!

Anyways ...she then just walked away and has been avoiding me since(...duh)...:(

Her name is Jaya btw
Doesn't it put you off that she just walked away like that? She might have an insufferable personality, for all you knew.

Imagine her doing something embarrassing. Imagine her at 55 with a pudgy waist and frazzled hair. Wait, imagine her with no makeup, in a fluorescent zip-up fat suit (if she's already obese and you're into that kind of stuff, you can just imagine her as a big ball) with a lovely pattern of snails and bold geometrical shapes printed on it, and some crocs* on her feet. Hell, her fatsuit may as well have "I love crocs" written on it with a sharpie. So she's standing there, and she does a strip tease coming out of her colossal fat suit and she's wearing "granny panties" and there are blow-up pictures of everything that could be considered remotely unattractive and unromantic about her duct taped around her body, like her face mid-vomit, or the corner of her eye when she's just woken up and has no makeup on, and the building blocks of the human body. Blood cells, neurons, bones, diagrams, bloody hearts, and the like. Oh yeah, and she's doing all this to Chacarron Macarron. Think of that whenever you see her.


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This is vile, isn't it? I'm just embarrassing myself, aren't I? I don't care, I don't care, I don't care xD
 

JemothSkarii

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My ex, Macky, though we could be patching things up...I can't tell....non real people/non ex lover crush would be Holo from Spice and Wolf. Don't judge meh!
 

Who Dares Wins

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Faren22 said:
Christine, though we've grown so close I'm not sure I can call it a crush anymore.

She's kind of like a sister I want to have sex with. In a good way.
Uuuumm, that's kinda fucked up.

OT: Never in my entire life, either I have way too high standards or everyone around me is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Your pick.
 

Ambi

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Who Dares Wins said:
Faren22 said:
Christine, though we've grown so close I'm not sure I can call it a crush anymore.

She's kind of like a sister I want to have sex with. In a good way.
Uuuumm, that's kinda fucked up.

OT: Never in my entire life, either I have way too high standards or everyone around me is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Your pick.
Not really. When you're married you're technically having sex with a family member only it's not incestuous.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame was adorable btw.

You might be better off for not getting crushes on people easily...
 

Viking Incognito

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Jessie.

I don't even have the guts to look her in the eye, much less talk to her. She probably thinks I am a creep. The worst part is, her boyfriend is a guy I get along with so she is pretty much out of my reach forever, seeing as how she graduates next year.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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Samantha, a friend from back home i haven't seen in about a year, but i still have really strong feelings for her.
 

Ekonk

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I don't have a crush, for I have a girlfriend, which is like the evolved form of crush.
 

Rofl-Mayo

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Carlie. Used to date her, thought I didn't want to date her so I dumped her. Then I wanted her more. Damnit.
 

MartianWarMachine

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As anonymous as this place is, there are too many people (more than none) that know who I am IRL. So I will not give their name. All that matters is that anyone reading this post knows that they exist. And that I want a lobotomy ASAP. Emotions are for fleshbags...
 

ipop@you

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Caroline. Tried, didn't work, didn't help. She's pretty much my ideal girl; cute, smart, funny and most of all is amazing at and interested in games. She's one of my oldest friends as well but she has a crush on one of my best friends (he has a girlfriend) but it still doesn't stop me from hoping. *sigh*
 

Not-here-anymore

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Tharwen said:
Katie.

She agreed to go out with me yesterday :)
Dammit, if I'd been paying attention to the escapist rather than being stuck on a train...

Ah well, congrats man! (and yes, I will comment here as well as facebook)

OT: Is it still a crush if you're going out with them?
Naomi, then.
 

New Frontiersman

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I used to have a crush on a girl named Amberly, I had asked her to the prom but she was already going with someone else. I was very sad that day. But now we've both gone off to college and I don't think I'll ever see her again.
 

windlenot

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Well, we're dating, but her name's Jennifer.

(Captcha - is it fair to have an accent over in e?)
 

Drakane

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Stacey... I had her in several classes and saw her around campus a lot, even had a few mutual friends so I hung out w/ her on occasion but I never had the stones to make a move on her. She quit school and joined the military, I've now been dating my then friend w/ benefits for over 1 1/2 years, so it worked out in the end. But I will always wonder what could have been if I just mustered up the set and made a move.