Negative Dark Knight Rises Review Results in Death Threats

[hazabaza1]

[sub][sub]Also everyone in a superhero/villain costume in this movie looks fucking dumb.[/sub][/sub]

Yeah.... and there's that. Nolan's Batman looks like he's wearing some kind of sex toy on his head.

Bwahaha, I never thought of it like that.
The main stupid looking people are Bane and Catwoman though. Just... why?

Catwoman just looks so bland and her head gear is way too goofy looking. Catwoman really should be one of the easiest to do right honestly.

As for Bane... he just looks like a not-quite-so-hardcore member of a 90's obscure metal band.

I know, right?

God, just look at him. Some stupid looking spider thing on his face and a jacket with a collar big and fluffy enough to make Leon Kennedy jealous.

But yeah, Catwoman just looks bland and dumb. Why not just copy what Arkham City did? She looked great in that.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

When you threaten people because a movie got 84%, not just any threats, death threats, without even seeing the movie, you have serious issues. Hell, even if you have, you still have issues with free-speech.

 

[Fappy]

[sub][sub]Also everyone in a superhero/villain costume in this movie looks fucking dumb.[/sub][/sub]

Yeah.... and there's that. Nolan's Batman looks like he's wearing some kind of sex toy on his head.

Bwahaha, I never thought of it like that.
The main stupid looking people are Bane and Catwoman though. Just... why?

Catwoman just looks so bland and her head gear is way too goofy looking. Catwoman really should be one of the easiest to do right honestly.

As for Bane... he just looks like a not-quite-so-hardcore member of a 90's obscure metal band.

I know, right?

God, just look at him. Some stupid looking spider thing on his face and a jacket with a collar big and fluffy enough to make Leon Kennedy jealous.

But yeah, Catwoman just looks bland and dumb. Why not just copy what Arkham City did? She looked great in that.

It looks too sexy. IT WOULD BE SEXIST! Haven't you been on these forums in the past like... month?

 

[Delsana]

I can't agree with a 3 for any thing other than... very few things, not even Battleship gets a 3, but death threats are a no no. Time for physical castration of the lamenters.

 

[hazabaza1]

[sub][sub]Also everyone in a superhero/villain costume in this movie looks fucking dumb.[/sub][/sub]

Yeah.... and there's that. Nolan's Batman looks like he's wearing some kind of sex toy on his head.

Bwahaha, I never thought of it like that.
The main stupid looking people are Bane and Catwoman though. Just... why?

Catwoman just looks so bland and her head gear is way too goofy looking. Catwoman really should be one of the easiest to do right honestly.

As for Bane... he just looks like a not-quite-so-hardcore member of a 90's obscure metal band.

I know, right?

God, just look at him. Some stupid looking spider thing on his face and a jacket with a collar big and fluffy enough to make Leon Kennedy jealous.

But yeah, Catwoman just looks bland and dumb. Why not just copy what Arkham City did? She looked great in that.

It looks too sexy. IT WOULD BE SEXIST! Haven't you been on these forums in the past like... month?

Oh yeah, that's true.
Excuse me while I suppress my penis, or else I am clearly expressing my desire to spread sexist propaganda.

 

[TheMagicLemur]

If you have ever responded angrily to a negative review on an review aggregation site, then congratulations on being everything that's wrong with the internet generation (granted, older idiots might do stuff like this too, but this level of psychotic fanboyism has blossomed into a hateful, horrid puberty in the past decade).

 

[TheMagicLemur]

I can't agree with a 3 for any thing other than... very few things, not even Battleship gets a 3, but death threats are a no no. Time for physical castration of the lamenters.

But, see, opinion is subjective like that. Honestly, even though numbers and stars are a nice "sum-up" of the general feel, this sort of thing is why I agree with Yahtzee about not using scores. Shitwits don't generally even bother reading the review anyway.

 

[Alssadar]

Somebody disagrees with my opinion?
They must obviously be wrong--and for such an offense against me, they must pay the punishment of DEATH!
...Really, people? How will this review affect your enjoyment or the movie? Unless you have read every notion and take note of this during the movie, you're going to be fine. So suck it up and let the movie rank in dramatic amounts of cash money.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Yeah, I heard that somewhere too... its totally true.

 

[wookiee777]

Her review...well...it's a review. I read it even though I haven't seen the film. She does bring up some things that concerned me based on the trailers and what not. What I've seen did make the film look a bit over-stuffed. But I really can't say anything more on her review until I see the movie.

The reaction? Typical. Typical internet idiocy. She didn't like the movie that much, some people can't stand a negative opinion against something they like (or think they will like) so they insult her. The solution? Ignore them, they are irrelevant.

 

[TheMagicLemur]

[quote post="18.382215.15080162"]--snip--

Oh yeah, that's true.
Excuse me while I suppress my penis, or else I am clearly expressing my desire to spread sexist propaganda.[/quote]

Yes, because even suggesting that maybe women are portrayed more as sex objects than people in games is just knee-jerk feminist overreaction.

Catwoman can get away with being overtly sexualized because that's sort of her deal; she frequently uses it to throw opponents off. But there's a character behind the sexuality, and therein lies the difference.

Anyhow, yeah, Catwoman's outfit looks pretty shitty from everything I've seen.

Honestly, I haven't been too excited about this flick in general. I just have a gut feeling it's going to be pretty mediocre, and compared to The Dark Knight, downright bad.

 

[hazabaza1]

God, just look at him. Some stupid looking spider thing on his face and a jacket with a collar big and fluffy enough to make Leon Kennedy jealous.

But yeah, Catwoman just looks bland and dumb. Why not just copy what Arkham City did? She looked great in that.

Someone said he looked like he had a permanent goatse on his face.

Yes, now you can't watch the movie.

Wasn't planning to, but now you gave me a better excuse than "but I don't wanna" when people ask me to.
Thanks!

[quote post="18.382215.15080162"]--snip--

Oh yeah, that's true.
Excuse me while I suppress my penis, or else I am clearly expressing my desire to spread sexist propaganda.

Yes, because even suggesting that maybe women are portrayed more as sex objects than people in games is just knee-jerk feminist overreaction.

Catwoman can get away with being overtly sexualized because that's sort of her deal; she frequently uses it to throw opponents off. But there's a character behind the sexuality, and therein lies the difference.[/quote]
Ever hear of something called a joke?
I got tired of all the discussion after about the second week so I spend my time not caring about any of it any more.

 

[somonels]

Please, death threats today are like people telling you annoy them in the '30s, unless it comes from islamists, then you are ****ed.

I'm not surprised. Some people treat the internet as the world?s biggest pissing contest.
They're idiots.

The worst part about it is that there are no generally accepted rules, judging methods or competition procedures. What I'm saying is that it's nothing like a contest and more like an Urinal free-for-all where everyone pees everywhere, including other participants and themselves but I guess it's okay because I hear they have cake there.

 

[Fappy]

God, just look at him. Some stupid looking spider thing on his face and a jacket with a collar big and fluffy enough to make Leon Kennedy jealous.

But yeah, Catwoman just looks bland and dumb. Why not just copy what Arkham City did? She looked great in that.

Someone said he looked like he had a permanent goatse on his face.

Yes, now you can't watch the movie.

Wasn't planning to, but now you gave me a better excuse than "but I don't wanna" when people ask me to.
Thanks!

[quote post="18.382215.15080162"]--snip--

Oh yeah, that's true.
Excuse me while I suppress my penis, or else I am clearly expressing my desire to spread sexist propaganda.

Yes, because even suggesting that maybe women are portrayed more as sex objects than people in games is just knee-jerk feminist overreaction.

Catwoman can get away with being overtly sexualized because that's sort of her deal; she frequently uses it to throw opponents off. But there's a character behind the sexuality, and therein lies the difference.

Ever hear of something called a joke?
I got tired of all the discussion after about the second week so I spend my time not caring about any of it any more.[/quote]
Looks like I got you in trouble! >

 

[WoahDan]

A lot of people, nerds in particular, need to stop taking review scores so seriously.

 

[KrossBillNye]

Alrighty so I read the review. She does have a decently written article regarding the movie. But from what I saw in the comments is that this woman HATED the Batman movie but LOVED Battleship, Snow White, and a few other movies that were to be honest? Not that good.

I mean I haven't seen Battleship but from what I heard from multiple folks that movie was horrible. The fact that they didn't even say: YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!!! not even once was a HUGE let down to me.

While I respect her opinions in taste in movies I just don't see why everyone is making this a huge ordeal. So she has different tastes, whats so bad about that?

Playing Devils Advocate though I feel when someone makes a review they need to maintain a unbiased opinion of a game/movie. Like I have seen reviews made on RPG games and the review dislikes RPGs in general. They will see the game differently than RPG gamers.

 

[TheMagicLemur]

A lot of people, nerds in particular, need to stop taking review scores so seriously.

To be fair, is anyone really that surprised that nerds are getting extremely worked up over numbers?

Batman is a terrible film

I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU TWICE!! AAAAAUGHGBGBGBGHG!!!!!

 

[Banana Cannon]

I guess it's okay because I hear they have cake there.

Cake, you say? Wonderful!! I guess we could ignore the damp patches on our clothes if we have some nice-smelling cake!

As for the topic of cancer-spreading internet retards, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52EnTtGstKg what Frank says at 2:02... If we kitted out modern computers along these guidelines, hospitals would suffer a pandemic of burn patients, true, but at least we'd know who's who in society.

 

[Zing]

This isn't exclusive to TDKR. I've seen those kind of empty "death threats" on so many reviews. In fact that isn't even a death thread, stop sensationalizing.