Negative Dark Knight Rises Review Results in Death Threats

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

 

[hazabaza1]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

 

[malestrithe]

Not that I agree with the sentiments of the commenters that much, but this is the first time I've ever said this in an online forum - get some perspective. These aren't death threats, and the outrage is so fake it hurts my head.

Sorry, but wishing death onto other people has always been considered a death threat. It counts as intimidation.

It may not be a death threat to you, but you do not get to make that call. The police are the ultimate arbitrators of that.

Outrage may be fake: the law, however is not.

 

[malestrithe]

"I hope you die" isn't a threat. Rotten Tomatoes should grow a spine. The internet says stupid things all the time, but it's when you let it get to you that you prove you're no better.

Yes it is. Death threats fall under Intimidation, which is a crime. How you perceive it is irrelevant, it is still a crime and can be prosecuted under the law.

Rotten Tomatoes may need to grow a spine, but I prefer them to follow the law in this regard. If they keep those things on their site, they my held accountable for any harm that comes to the Film Critic. That's the reality of the situation.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

What the fuck guys, Batman wouldn't want you to kill in his name. Missed the point of the entire movie, right there.


Batman would want you to avenge him SILENTLY.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Let's cheer up with some awesome metal remixes.

Everything that guy does is awesome.

OT: I'm not surprised by this at all.

 

[McMarbles]

Someone who doesn't worship Nolan? I wanna shake her hand and buy her a drink.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

You just ruined it for yourself! The beauty of a legendary forum troll is that you aren't supposed to know where they came from or why they are tolling. They just do.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

You just ruined it for yourself! The beauty of a legendary forum troll is that you aren't supposed to know where they came from or why they are tolling. They just do.

Agents of Chaos? Who are those guys?

OT: People value other people's opinions too much. Just enjoy the movie!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

You just ruined it for yourself! The beauty of a legendary forum troll is that you aren't supposed to know where they came from or why they are tolling. They just do.

Agents of Chaos? Who are those guys?

OT: People value other people's opinions too much. Just enjoy the movie!

I was just using the title as an alternative to awesome trolls, though I suppose they could be an official group. An official group of covert trolls!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Not surprising! It didn't look that good in the end. I mean, has anyone actually seen what Bane looks like?

 

[shrekfan246]

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

The Brovengers haven't been defeated. There just aren't any worthy foes currently. So I agree with you, there needs to be another overzealous douchebag who shows up one day with wildly ridiculous views, contradicting statements, and unsupported "facts" that do nothing to prove whatever he's trying to prove.

But now you can't do it, otherwise everybody would know it's you.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

You just ruined it for yourself! The beauty of a legendary forum troll is that you aren't supposed to know where they came from or why they are tolling. They just do.

Agents of Chaos? Who are those guys?

OT: People value other people's opinions too much. Just enjoy the movie!

I was just using the title as an alternative to awesome trolls, though I suppose they could be an official group. An official group of covert trolls!

Not so covert anymore

I feel that the hazing ritual would be getting a tattoo of the troll face all across your face.

Now that's hardcore trolling.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

You just ruined it for yourself! The beauty of a legendary forum troll is that you aren't supposed to know where they came from or why they are tolling. They just do.

Agents of Chaos? Who are those guys?

OT: People value other people's opinions too much. Just enjoy the movie!

I was just using the title as an alternative to awesome trolls, though I suppose they could be an official group. An official group of covert trolls!

Not so covert anymore

I feel that the hazing ritual would be getting a tattoo of the troll face all across your face.

Now that's hardcore trolling.

Holy hell that would be hardcore.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

The Brovengers haven't been defeated. There just aren't any worthy foes currently. So I agree with you, there needs to be another overzealous douchebag who shows up one day with wildly ridiculous views, contradicting statements, and unsupported "facts" that do nothing to prove whatever he's trying to prove.

But now you can't do it, otherwise everybody would know it's you.

...Fuck.
Hmm, maybe I should just change my loveable rogue demeanor and start randomly insulting irrelevant things on the forums.


BABYLON 5 IS A BIG PILE OF SHIT!

 

[Clearing the Eye]

The whole Batman reboot has blown goats (the Joker in the first film was perhaps the worst character in modern movies). Nice to see a review agree with me for a change.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

-Snip-

Run away from the banhammer! Don't look back! It's closing in fast!

Oh shit, mods!
They heard me say the N word! Run Fappy sa[sub]ve yo[/sub][sub][sub]urselll[/sub][/sub][sub][sub][sub]llllfff...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!

No Fappy, it's not worth it! You've only got warnings so far, you don't want a suspension! Leave me, I have other forums!
[sub][sub]Well okay I don't but I can pretend I do.[/sub][/sub]

Which reminds me, it's been over a year and my health bar has only improved one bar! Shenanigans!

Preposterous!
Maybe you're a few days off.
[sub]Or maybe it's a conspiracy.[/sub]
[sub][sub]Fuckin' mods, man.[/sub][/sub]

Keeping us down! Suppressing the voice of the people! Those!---- Well they do get rid of annoying trolls from time to time. Though, I do miss treasures like Zeel.

Yeah, him and Karutomaru were endless pools of hilarity.

Karutomaru seemed so sincere though! I prefer to think of him as a hopeless fanboy instead of a heartless troll.

I suppose. Still, he did seem to do some things just to aggravate.
Like, in those threads about 'annoying games' and someone would mention sections in a game that annoyed him, he would quote them and go 'The topic is about games not sections.'
That was funny.

I love how incredibly blunt and matter-of-fact he was about that kind of stuff. His demeanor was so rage inducing!

I just liked watching the inevitable debates between him and the brovengers. I replied a couple of times near the start of his reign, but I quickly realised it was pointless.

The Brovengers loved him! I see him discussed with dripping nostalgia in chat all the time! He was a gem. Sadly I haven't seen any good agents of chaos since.

Man, we need another Brovengers era in the forum. That thread with the big battles between the Brovengers and the Agents of Chaos was fun.

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

You just ruined it for yourself! The beauty of a legendary forum troll is that you aren't supposed to know where they came from or why they are tolling. They just do.

Agents of Chaos? Who are those guys?

OT: People value other people's opinions too much. Just enjoy the movie!

I was just using the title as an alternative to awesome trolls, though I suppose they could be an official group. An official group of covert trolls!

Not so covert anymore

I feel that the hazing ritual would be getting a tattoo of the troll face all across your face.

Now that's hardcore trolling.

Holy hell that would be hardcore.

It'd be kind of creepy

Good thing that no one isn't THAT crazy!

Or is there?...

Also, death threats and Batman don't go together. Bodily harm goes much better with Batman (NOT SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD THOUGH)

 

[shrekfan246]

See the mods defeated the brovengers before the agents of chaos did. What we need is one more seriously over zealous douchebag posting on forums about one topic angrily and douchebaggily, so much so that he puts all those before him or her to shame.
(That's right folks, women can be as bad as you!)

Hell, I'm tempted to make an alternate account called RampantAsshole and do it myself.

The Brovengers haven't been defeated. There just aren't any worthy foes currently. So I agree with you, there needs to be another overzealous douchebag who shows up one day with wildly ridiculous views, contradicting statements, and unsupported "facts" that do nothing to prove whatever he's trying to prove.

But now you can't do it, otherwise everybody would know it's you.

...Fuck.
Hmm, maybe I should just change my loveable rogue demeanor and start randomly insulting irrelevant things on the forums.


BABYLON 5 IS A BIG PILE OF SHIT!

Damn, Bablyon 5 really is irrelevant. But the bigger question here is do you really want to be banned? Because all of the great trolls are eventually banned... although I suppose the mark of a truly great troll would be being able to avoid the banhammer while still trolling.