Negativity: A game for pessimists.

[Dr.Susse]

I always reminds me of the episode of Friends where they stole an old lady's cheese cake.
That makes me sad.

Christmas.

 

[xmbts]

Oh good, another excuse to burn through my money, lie to children, and then spend all day with people I don't like.

xmbts.

 

[username sucks]

What? WHAT!? How dare you make kids idolize a fat guy that works one day a year! Do you want our children to be fat and lazy?
NNNIIIINNJAS!!!!

What, you're such an attention whore that you put yourself as the target of negativity? Well I got one thing to say to you, buddy: You suck worse than my username.

Iced tea.

 

[xmbts]

What the hell is the point of a hot drink with ice in it?

Food.

 

[Neuromancer]

You may need it to survive, but that don't mean you have to like it.

Christmas.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You're over 300 days too early to even be wondering about that horrible thing.

Grass.

 

[xmbts]

You mean that stupid stuff stuck in the dirt? Who even cares?

Bacon.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ham's idiot brother.


An afterlife.

 

[Headsprouter]

Tch. An afterlife. I'd rather just hurry up and get this one over and done with.

Bunnies.

 

[xmbts]

Big eared pellet pooping jerks.

The internet.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Stopping me from doing everything I've ever wanted since the year 2000.
Also messed up my concept of time.


Kittens.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'd ask for a distinction between bunny kittens and cat kittens but it doesn't matter, they're both parasites, anyway.

Grammar.

 

[Neuromancer]

So few use it efficiently, it's a wonder it still exists.

The End.

 

[Headsprouter]

What a waste of effort.

Education.

 

[TheRiddler]

Costs a pretty penny after high school. College debts are gigantic, especially in the most prestigious universities.

Alan Moore's [i/]Watchmen[/i].

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Stupid mary sue blue looking character.

Chocolate Cake

 

[xmbts]

RED VELVET OR NOTHING.

Sweaters.

 

[Barbas]

Hot, uncomfortable and itchy, with no pockets. Burn them!

Slinkies.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Such boring toys, never understood why one earth anyone ever liked them. The most useless thing I have ever seen.

Lasagna

 

[Headsprouter]

I don't like it, because I don't like anything other people love.

Pokemon.