Negativity: A game for pessimists.

[Kecunk]

Space is empty bro just get over it already.

Taco salad

 

[Dr.Susse]

I had a taco salad once.
It was more salad than taco.......I found it bland!


Laptop computers.

 

[theboombody]

Yeah, let's make a smaller version of a computer so it'll break down more often and be even harder to fix than desktops already are.

G-rated movies.

 

[xmbts]

At best, misleads children into thinking life is fair.

Emotions.

 

[kailus13]

Lead to you getting hurt. We should all be Cybermen!

Cybermen.

 

[xmbts]

Sexist bastards, where are the cyberladies.

Skin.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's the only reason we have sadness, tragedy and expectations.

This thread.

 

[Headsprouter]

*slams headphones* I'm done with this shit.

The new year.

 

[Zantos]

An arbitrary and meaningless point in our cosmic rotations used as a society mandated excuse to get irresponsibly drunk by those too immature to organise a healthy work/life balance.

Books

 

[Barbas]

Ain't nobody got time for that shit no more!

Helium.

 

[Teoes]

Making people look and sound like idiots since time immemorial. Also, Joe Pasquale. Fuck that guy.

Fingers

 

[Barbas]

I have too damned many. I still want more. Give me yours. Nom.

Hedges.

 

[Headsprouter]

Ugh, are we really that juvenile? We still have to grow a hedge as if to say "Cross that line and you're dead meat." to our neighbours?

Pennies.

 

[kailus13]

They weigh your pocket down and no matter what enyone says, you don't have enough patience to ever collect a hundred of them.

Glasses

 

[username sucks]

They break easily and are extremely expensive. I think. I wouldn't know because they are only for people with stupid eyes. So technically, glasses reward stupid things, and that is never a good idea.

Scatter plot graphs.

 

[Headsprouter]

"Line of best fit". How frivolous.

Drama.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It gave the world Neighbors.
*Shudders*

Houses.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Gotta love spending decades paying off a mortgage or being on the street

High school.

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

learning that's not useful or too useful for the greedy


greed that does not know its is greed probably a child

 

[Barbas]

Offspring? Who needs 'em? Incontinent midget cash vampires!

The teacup ride.