Nerd Boyfriends

[mrF00bar]

My girlfriend is much more of a gamer nerd than me, in the sense that she is better at almost every game we play. Its horrible when she gloats about destroying me on CS:S which is all the time x.x

Anyway, we went on a cruise boat and I had a chef prepare a candle lit meal on a beach of one of the islands the ship stops at. I think thats the most romantic thing we have done.

 

[Jirlond]

XD Okay, thought no better place to mention this than here, but I am now a nerdy boyfriend!

(One of my best friends wants a break from guys and them hitting on her so she's inventing a Canadian boyfriend and I get to be him online when she needs proof.)

Any suggestions on what I should do?

Assistant Manager of an independant comic shop with a passion for astrophysics and an impressive action figure collection.

Did you just try and get someone to become you???

My dream self yes. unfortunately the reality isn't as glamourous

Are you really an assistant assistant manager?

...im a stockguy at a chain liqour shop

Don't worry man - when people achieve their dream selfs its not all it's cracked up to be. Humility is the key to happiness. Just stick with your passions and your job can never get you down.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I still need myself a nerd girlfriend. Games, computers, intellect, and girl at the same time!?

Win.

With teh Bewbies! :O

..With the bewbies.

Now, if only I can get over my emotional intimacy issues (deficiency) and social ineptness, I'll be 10% of the way there!

..Yeah, I'm a cynic.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

i can't say i'm a great fan of nerd boyfriends, my ex's last was a real nerd and he broke down in tears repeatedly every time she walked past him. he's spent the last 8 months threatening suicide and texting her say "your all i had to live for" etc etc etc. its sad, pathetic and totally fucking pointless. all its done is driven her to block his number.

He doesn't sound like a nerd.
He sounds like an emotionally depressive idiot with a few nerdy interests.
Try not to confuse them.

 

[Froobyx]

My boyfriends pretty nerdy, though he'd hate me for saying that :3

Most romantic thing he's done was paint me a picture for my birthday

And for Valentines day he came downstairs while I was making dinner and hugged me, when I looked back at dinner there was a love heart shaped box with the necklace that I wanted (he didn't know I wanted it) in there

 

[Thaius]

Heh, I did something like that before I ever met my girlfriend in person. She was tired of having 13-year old boys hitting on her in the chat room, so she would always tell me when it was happening and I would go onto a secondary account and start PMing the person. I would pretend I was her father and tell the kid to stop talking to my daughter: I'd accuse him of all sorts of crap and intimidate him until he'd back off. It was rather entertaining at times. Then I got my cousin online to meet her and, while in the same room as him, got on and pretended to be her father again. He didn't figure it out for like an hour: it was hilarious.

You could always just do that: it works brilliantly.

sorry I know this is random but is your avatar the moose from ZIM?
I just have to know.

Haha, yes. It is indeed the moose, of the "Room with a Moose" episode. I love Invader Zim: one of the two things Nickelodeon has done right lately. Avatar, and Zim. But they canceled Zim, so I only give them credit for Avatar (favorite show of all time). But Nick is also responsible for Spongebob, so I give Mike and Bryan (creators of Avatar) credit for Avatar. Nickelodeon gets nothing.

All that to say, yes. Yes it is.

 

[Panzer_God]

What are these girls of which you speak?

 

[Thaius]

Haha, yes. It is indeed the moose, of the "Room with a Moose" episode. I love Invader Zim: one of the two things Nickelodeon has done right lately. Avatar, and Zim. But they canceled Zim, so I only give them credit for Avatar (favorite show of all time). But Nick is also responsible for Spongebob, so I give Mike and Bryan (creators of Avatar) credit for Avatar. Nickelodeon gets nothing.

All that to say, yes. Yes it is.

thanks I shell now leave you to your MOOSEY FATE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwait.

 

[Twilight_guy]

When I find "her"? Hijack a blimp and have it spell out "I love you, " as it flies over the Superbowl. She'd have to bail me out of jail but it's the though that counts.

 

[Cyberjester]

She massages my penis

I don't believe it.

What dont you believe? That he has a girlfriend? That she massages his penis? That he has a penis?

All 3? =P

 

[Sebenko]

OT
Nerdy boyfriends?
They're all the same, nerd/goth/emo/dick/etc. The only difference is the stereotypes behind them.

What you need to look out for is substance, not all nerds are "romantic" or whatever, most of them are obnoxious pricks. Don't believe me? World of Warcraft.

Hey, I'm nerdy and nice. Alright, nice is stretching it a bit. I'm nice to my boyfriend. I'm nigh-on murderous towards anyone else.

I can be romantic, too. A romantic evening roaming the steppes of Mount and Blade, and then another sort of "Mount and Blade", If you know what I mean.

 

[Cyberjester]

Haha, yes. It is indeed the moose, of the "Room with a Moose" episode. I love Invader Zim: one of the two things Nickelodeon has done right lately. Avatar, and Zim. But they canceled Zim, so I only give them credit for Avatar (favorite show of all time). But Nick is also responsible for Spongebob, so I give Mike and Bryan (creators of Avatar) credit for Avatar. Nickelodeon gets nothing.

All that to say, yes. Yes it is.

thanks I shell now leave you to your MOOSEY FATE!

:O

First a person with the moose as an avatar, then a person who recognises it? That's 2 people within a few comments.. I think I like this site.


Completely off topic. lol