Rory said:
I was working in a meat counter at a supermarket and I and my co-worker were discussing what would be best to do if orcs would storm the building, fleeing was obviously not an option because that just for sissy's.
After some time we agreed that the best thing to was to try and get everyone into the storage area, which was at the back end of the building along with the meat counter, and close it off. Then we would make a fortress out of the meat counter, because it was the best position and there we had lots of knifes, and make our last stand Helm's Deep style.
That is
awesome.
In a similar fashion, one time at this one store I worked at, I thought about what would happen if a horde of zombies attacked the building. I figured we would be pretty well screwed - the front of the store was pretty much just all glass, so they could probably smash their way in pretty easily.
And there weren't many options about where to barricade and hide, either - the receiving and break-room area in the back had a locking door on one end, but swinging doors on the other. It'd be ok if we could somehow reinforce the swinging doors, I guess, and there'd be water and food in the breakroom.
The office upstairs would be pretty good, too, I guess - one locking door in front of an easily defended staircase. But, not a lot of room for survivors and maybe a little food in the manager's mini-fridge.
.... yeah, that was a really boring job.