Nerdy insults!

[uncle-ellis]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"

Actually I kinda assumed he was. What nationality is he anyways?

They never say. he just works for the UNITED NATIONS SPACE COMMAND!....OF DOOM!

Doe sent he come from a colonised planet or something like that?

 

[dududf]

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Hee hee....

No you're an idiot.

That was uncalled for :<

 

[AWAR]

"you noob"
its pretty weird when you hear this in real life..

 

[hittite]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"

Actually I kinda assumed he was. What nationality is he anyways?

They never say. he just works for the UNITED NATIONS SPACE COMMAND!....OF DOOM!

Doe sent he come from a colonised planet or something like that?

I think I remember from reading the books that he was from a space station in an asteroid field way off in the tail end of nowhere.

 

[The Paradigm]

I'm going to stick my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Noob! you're only level 1384569823745!!
I can't really think of one I'm also not very creative so that may be why

 

[D'eath]

You monosyllabic pleb.
Note:this tends to piss people off as it contains
long words such as you and pleb.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

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Hee hee....

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[dududf]

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Hee hee....

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God damn, can we type normally when responding?

It takes too long encoding that, took like 37 minutes @.@

Dam I suck at binary coding >.<

 

[A Raging Emo]

"Oh no... You're here and I left my Portal Gun at home!"

 

[ShadeOfRed]

"You're so zetta slow!"

"You're outta your vector!"

Anyone else get the reference?

Your reference is garbage! Crunch! I'll add it to the heap!

OT; "You are to humans what 22/7 is to pi."

Isn't that a compliment? After all, 22/7 > &#960;, i.e. you are greater than humans.

Not the way I see it. Pi itself is ridiculously specific and is used for numerous calculations. It's a staple of math! 22/7 is a rounded fraction of Pi. It's simple, it's easy to write, but when you actually need to get math done, you use Pi, not 3.14 or 22/7.
In the immortal words of my grade 9 math teacher; "3.14 is NOT Pi! It's just a bastardization!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

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Hee hee....

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God damn, can we type normally when responding?

It takes too long encoding that, took like 37 minutes @.@

Dam I suck at binary coding >.<

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[Vie]

Whats Six times Nine? (Points to those who get the correct answer.)
C5 (as in Sinclare.)
Yes Minister (Again points to those who get this one.)
Carpe Testiculum, Quod Roto (Not really an insult, more of a family moto.)
30 GOTO 10 (When explaining something that is repeated and also blindingly obvious.)
Describing people as "Starfish" is quite popular with Tech Comedy
Luser is also popular, though the L is of course silent.
Don't argue with me, I have root on your computer. (Again not an insult, more of a statement of fact.)
Ah, steampunk brain, I'll wait while you stoke your boilers.

 

[ShawnRiles]

You're the bad priest to my raid group.

 

[jesse.]

You failed your dex check! noob

 

[RPQ]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"

Actually I kinda assumed he was. What nationality is he anyways?

They never say. he just works for the UNITED NATIONS SPACE COMMAND!....OF DOOM!

Doe sent he come from a colonised planet or something like that?

dont remember. could someone else help us out here?

 

[Abengoshis]

You're like a non-polar covalent bond.

 

[TaSMaNiaC]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"

You're so dumb you think "you're" is spelled "your" >.<

 

[Syntax Error]

After someone does something idiotic leading to grievous physical injury upon himself:

"Too bad you can't save scum in real life". Or variations thereof (i.e. no checkpoints, no respawns, etc.)

 

[MCDERF]

Scruffy looking Nerf herder