New Device Allows Dogs to Use Twitter

[mikecoulter]

Ohhhh dear. What a pointless gadget.

 

[felixader]

Whyyyyyyyy??? Why does a world have to exist where robotic dogs lacking faces can patrol the streets, and where multiplayer games have to suffer from Lag Gehrig's disease? (see what i did there?) Looking at you Bioshock 2!

That being said, why do the people who invented this still have their jobs? o.o

Cause plenty of otherother people will still buy that shit. And in a world where the numbers of customers go into the billions even a stupid product as this can be succesfull when just a fading minority of those billions buy it.

That is also one reason why DLC will be accounted as "succesfull", no matter how strong and well reasoned you are against it.

 

[BigNoseJones]

as a research product, i can see this being lulz and perhaps interesting

 

[lodo_bear]

I must say you advertising campaign for Game Dogs is beginning to rival EA's Dante's Inferno

I'm still not convinced that this ISN'T an ad for Dante's Inferno. Those ad guys keep getting more out there.

 

[johnman]

A device for the self important person and thier dog.
Maybe we should start tagging crimals with them so we know what they are upto at all times.

 

[oppp7]

Well this is hilarious. Can you imagine a crazy old cat lady getting like 50 of the cat version for her cats? That would be the day the internet dies.

 

[vaderaider]

Might get one and put it on a human, see what it says.

 

[Dogstile]

Why are people so hostile to the idea of a little fun. Seriously, that is all this is. I don't know what you guys problem is, but I would buy that for my dog purely for the novelty value of that.

 

[Patricius]

And I though it was bad enough when my sister gave my dog bloody Facebook. >_>

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Bollocks to that, I have wired a dogs brain to post on 4chan.

 

[Lukeje]

That has got to be, without a doubt, the stupidest invention I have ever heard of. Of all time.

Is there a Darwin Awards-equivalent for stuff like this?

You may want to look up the `Ignobel prizes'.

 

[Irridium]

Wow, this is one of the dumbest inventions I have ever heard of. Whats next, we going to give them gamertags?

wait [http://xbox.joystiq.com/2009/11/02/ms-point-buying-dog-gets-gamertag-owner-gets-refund/]...

Stupid dog!

You made me look bad!

Spoiler: OOBOOGABOOGABOOGA!

 

[Pinstar]

Sooo if you take your dog's collar off to, say, give him a bath and you forget to put it back on for a long time, does this suddenly tell the whole world that your dog is dead since it feels no movement and hears no sounds for an extended period of time?

 

[Nemu]

back last year, during those few months I decided to have anything to do with Twitter, I followed a couple of folks who tweeted as their pets. Those were clever.


This?

that is retarded

This is that.

 

[skeanthu]

Genghis Khan
Sleeping, lick balls, sleeping, what was that noise, lick balls, sleeping

 

[Trivun]

I have one question. What would happen if a humn wore it? Would it be able to tell? Would someone wearing it who chats a lot to friends find their Twiter account inundated with tweets about how they bark too much?

 

[Brotherofwill]

That's a brilliant social commentary on the role of twitter in society.

I'll say this: When was twitter ever usefull?

Brilliant.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Well that makes sense. Twitter is utterly pointless, so they're making twitter based items that are even more useless.

Up next, make your Pancreas tweet with actual surgery.