New Device Allows Dogs to Use Twitter
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It's not like Twitter was bad enough... the problem with this is that they're premade messages so every day on Twitter there will be a barrage of Tweets that are exactly the same. This is probably one of the worst ideas I've ever heard.
And here i was thinking humanity had hit a new low when people needed to add every fuckign detail of their life to facebook or twitter WHILE FUCKING DOING IT. I mean c'mon, how many stalkers do people actually think they have? (and would those even appreciate having their job made easy?)
Now peopel are apaprently umb enough to think, that the internet is interrested in running generic updates about their dogs everyday life.
Now peopel are apaprently umb enough to think, that the internet is interrested in running generic updates about their dogs everyday life.
*dog tweet* Owner is trying to make me as lame as him by making me tweet, severing his carotid artery tonight while he sleeps, btw, videogames made me do it.
I am not on Twitter, I refuse to get involved. Ironically I rarely bother to carry a cell phone (though I do have one) and generally refuse to get one of the more complicated ones. Simply because I find the whole subculture around this kind of thing increasingly annoying.
That said, I find it ridiculous that people are coming up with things like this in the current economy. I suppose if we were in a decadent "roaring twenties" type upswing it would be one thing, but right now I can just imagine some poor goober with all his money tied up in this idea praying it catches on.
Personally the only potential use I could think of for something like this is if you could somehow hack it into the site/phone/whatever of someone you didn't like so they couldn't get rid of it and had to deal with endless pet spam. But then again if your going through all that trouble you could just make a program to do it itself.
Truthfully I consider the most epic failure of the theory of evolution is that despite the evidence present in the yearly "Darwin Awards" that inevitably we're going to see twitter enabled sexual aides, and sadly the people using them by their very nature will be breeding and thus locking this into the genre pool.
That said, I find it ridiculous that people are coming up with things like this in the current economy. I suppose if we were in a decadent "roaring twenties" type upswing it would be one thing, but right now I can just imagine some poor goober with all his money tied up in this idea praying it catches on.
Personally the only potential use I could think of for something like this is if you could somehow hack it into the site/phone/whatever of someone you didn't like so they couldn't get rid of it and had to deal with endless pet spam. But then again if your going through all that trouble you could just make a program to do it itself.
Truthfully I consider the most epic failure of the theory of evolution is that despite the evidence present in the yearly "Darwin Awards" that inevitably we're going to see twitter enabled sexual aides, and sadly the people using them by their very nature will be breeding and thus locking this into the genre pool.
If it hasn't been said yet, I get the feeling a dog's twitter might just be as interesting or even more so than most human twitters already tweeting.
...and that scene from UP really is pretty cute.
...and that scene from UP really is pretty cute.
