New Device Allows Dogs to Use Twitter

[Flying-Emu]

This is the most useless invention since twitter...

I think that Shamwow would disagree with you.

 

[RatRace123]

Poor poor dogs, I feel for all the dogs who have little girls in their houses. They will most assuredly have this by the end of the holiday season.

 

[soren7550]

"The device comes loaded with over 500 different tweets it can annoy the internet with,..."

Too good man. But to think, a cat one would be even more useless & pointless.

 

[The Great JT]

/headdesk

All of a sudden I hate technology.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

*facepalm*

Ugh. Please for the love of FSM let some aliens come down and abduct me, then take me to their planet of non-stupid shit...

 

[headshotcatcher]

That's funny though I don't get why all of you are making doomsday prophecies from this..

 

[TheEarlOfGrey]

I'm sorry but just no. (slap) Naughty Mattel, bad!!

 

[The DSM]

We could have made pokemon real with the money it took to make these.

I would prefer pokemon.

 

[Wintermoot]

what...the...fuck?

 

[Netrosis]

Does it only post to twitter?
My brother and his girlfriend made Facebook accounts for their dogs. Not just one dog, both of them!
I think they would be greatly interested in a product such as this if it posted to facebook.

(They have their dogs listed as their children too, lol).

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Not going to get it for my dog...

My dog just barks if he needs something

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I gues you could get it to keep track of your dog at work...nah. This is just useless bullshit.

 

[syndicated44]

Lets make it explode and put it on a cat.

 

[Galad]

That has got to be, without a doubt, the stupidest invention I have ever heard of. Of all time.

Is there a Darwin Awards-equivalent for stuff like this?

um, I've heard of something called the anti-Nobel prize or something like that, but I doubt that nonsense is even good enough for this anti-reward.

 

[viciouspen]

Oh for the love of God.....

That's it, I'm done...leaving this dimension for one filled with zombies or something more reasonable.

Swear, I keep telling people, and this is just further proof, Twitter will be the end of humanity.

 

[Fursnake]

Hear hear! This is without a doubt one of the dumbest things ever made or conceived (maybe not as dangerous as the Nintendo Wii Car adapter, but just as dumb). It does have potential for endless comedic value though. I wonder what my dogs would tweet when they are running high speed laps around the dinner table at midnight (I really need to put that video on YouTube hehe). If I bought this and put it around my male dog's neck he would figure out how to get it off in about 5 minutes and then proceed to render it into little pieces...because that is what it deserves.

Seriously though, the only dogs with anything intelligent to tweet would be Irish Wolfhounds.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Well, whatever the dogs doing will probably be far less annoying then our fellow humans on such sites . Repetitive, but not quite as annoying.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh man, that is so retarded XD