Gaming since 1998.Daystar Clarion said:
Born 1995.
I'm quite proud of that!
Edit: And I just read your post directly above mine...
If it helps, I started with the original Sonic, then pokemon.
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Born 1995.
I'm quite proud of that!
Edit: And I just read your post directly above mine...
If it helps, I started with the original Sonic, then pokemon.
Welcome.
Here's some advice to help your stay become more pleasant.
1: Avoid the gimp.
2: If you really must use the gimp, make sure to wash it first.
3: Since you are 13, be aware that this is a "speak-freely" website, meaning that you can swear and use crude words all you want, as long as you don't insult anyone. Reason I am saying this is that you might not be aware what a gimp is.
4: Avoid the political&religious threads unless you really, really know what you are talking about.
5: Read the posting-rules.
6: Since most people forget them, remember the most common mistakes: Don't double-post, don't post something that is only an image.
7: The Escapist crashes on Wednesday. it's Yahtzee's fault.
8: If you make a topic, please be clear on what that topic is about. Don't have a topic-name with something like "You know what annoys me.." or "Am I the only one that finds this disturbing?". If you don't, you'll be eaten by a Grue.
9: Research Grues, and how to protect yourself from them.
Here's some advice to help your stay become more pleasant.
1: Avoid the gimp.
2: If you really must use the gimp, make sure to wash it first.
3: Since you are 13, be aware that this is a "speak-freely" website, meaning that you can swear and use crude words all you want, as long as you don't insult anyone. Reason I am saying this is that you might not be aware what a gimp is.
4: Avoid the political&religious threads unless you really, really know what you are talking about.
5: Read the posting-rules.
6: Since most people forget them, remember the most common mistakes: Don't double-post, don't post something that is only an image.
7: The Escapist crashes on Wednesday. it's Yahtzee's fault.
8: If you make a topic, please be clear on what that topic is about. Don't have a topic-name with something like "You know what annoys me.." or "Am I the only one that finds this disturbing?". If you don't, you'll be eaten by a Grue.
9: Research Grues, and how to protect yourself from them.
Welcome to the escapist, to your left on both sides of the forum is the emergency exit doors, however, currently our flight will be taking place above a bottomless pit of spikes. Note that the only way to get your account removed is by mod-wrath who are gracious people and wonder-es with their infinite wisdom. Note that we are currently in a very large turbulence of fans raging over the ending to Mass Effect Three, we hope that no one decides to jump into the turbulence because you can't fly. Thank you and enjoy your flight on Escapist air, with our inflight movies containing Zero Punctuation, Miracles of Sound, Jim Punctuation [lets out frustated sigh] and Movie Bob's two shows Escape to the Movies and The Big Question. Please ask your nearest attendant for some reading material.
Please note that this flight attendant agree's with this persons recommendation, even if you can not run the game, just do it anyways.bahumat42 said:As a pc gamer i recommend checking out tribes:ascend, its the best pc shooter in years. And its free so no excuse not to try it out
Other than that, welcome to the forums, and nice to see some new active threads (i posted in your other one)
what have you people got against the basement? It's fun down there, full of bunnys and happiest and dont worry if you have a tentacle when you come back out, they tend to go away in a few days. This tail wont go away though and it keeps getting in the wayCynderBloc said:
'Sup, and welcome to the Escapist! As many people have said, if you need anything just send one of us a message.Pancho Agdeppa said:
*yoinked*Aprilgold said:
I wish I didn't...Realitycrash said:
You realise as well that you have just cause a young innocent mind to yearch 'gimp' onto his laptop... Man... that is cruel!
Anyway: OT:
Good day and I hope you enjoy your stay...
Have fun on the various forum, and I would advise to stay clear of being sucked into any forms of arguements... As a rule I follow: If a thread makes a point that it seems that everyone and his dog is angrily arguing against... its probably not worth adding to, unless you really do feel you have a flawless arguement to diffuse the situation...
Another helpful tip... on the internet there is no such thing as a situation diffusing flawless arguement...! :/
Also... check this out... (Poe's Law... may help at somepoint... definately worth knowing about!)
You know, better he learns it from us, in a controlled environment, than from the gimps on the street.Elementary - Dear Watson said:I wish I didn't...Realitycrash said:
You realise as well that you have just cause a young innocent mind to yearch 'gimp' onto his laptop... Man... that is cruel!
...
-Snickers-
Haha, that is too true!Realitycrash said:You know, better he learns it from us, in a controlled environment, than from the gimps on the street.Elementary - Dear Watson said:I wish I didn't...Realitycrash said:
You realise as well that you have just cause a young innocent mind to yearch 'gimp' onto his laptop... Man... that is cruel!
...
-Snickers-
Bring out Derick the Tame, (where leather's the game!)
That might be the scariest Friday: Show 'N Tell act ever.Elementary - Dear Watson said:Haha, that is too true!Realitycrash said:You know, better he learns it from us, in a controlled environment, than from the gimps on the street.Elementary - Dear Watson said:I wish I didn't...Realitycrash said:
You realise as well that you have just cause a young innocent mind to yearch 'gimp' onto his laptop... Man... that is cruel!
...
-Snickers-
Bring out Derick the Tame, (where leather's the game!)
Welcome! I'm another of those friendly mods, if you have any questions feel free to PM. And make sure to read the rules, I'd hate to have to see you on the queue. There are a lot of stickied guides in the Off topic forums designed for new users, I'd recommend giving those a reading.
Actually it's just my room. Though, it's still just as dangerous.Athol said:
Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct], or your stay will certainly be a short one.
Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.
And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.
And remember to stay out of the basement. It is a foul place.
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
Make sure to read the forum rules [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct], or your stay will certainly be a short one.
Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.
And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.
And even though it's already been said, I believe it is my duty to inform you that this is a blatant lie.sky14kemea said:
And remember to stay out of the basement. It is a foul place.
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
erm...we tried that..let's just say bricks crossed with horrors from R'lyeh do not make for enjoyable times. I'm...*sniff* still trying to get past some of the losses of that day..CynderBloc said:
OT: welcome to the Escapist
That is the single cruelest thing I think anyone can do to a new user...Jonluw said:Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
That's right.Redlin5 said:Wow, good idea. That's a really nice thing to show to a new user. Pretty much the best welcoming gift ever.Jonluw said:Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
I wish I'd thought of it myself.
I guess all I can do is present him with the other button as well.
You see, OP, the buttons are pretty much a secret known to only the older posters.
I decided to be charitable and give you a bit of a head start in the forums.
[sub]Don't you dare screw this up for me, Redlin. I need to see his pain.[/sub]