New mythological creature to get behind?
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..Bad comedy about a subject I have no particular interest in aside, I'm for the Wraiths.
..Bad comedy about a subject I have no particular interest in aside, I'm for the Wraiths.
Hate to make y'all have an aneurysm or anything, but I'm a 21-year-old gir who absolutely ADORES the Twilight series.Drakmeire said:
Yes, you heard me. I adddoooorrreeeeeee it. I'm actually re-reading the 4th novel, Breaking Dawn, as we speak for the umpteenth-bazillionth time.
Because I don't look to it to be a definitive work on vampires. I look at it for what it is - a 4.5-book-plus-one-movie romance series. Srsly. The fact that the Cullens are vampires is practically inconsequential - it's just a plot device to add a little spark to what is otherwise a series of novels designed to make single females such as myself sigh a puff of estrogen and moan longingly to ourselves "Oh, how I wish I could have a man as devoted and gorgeous as Edward Cullen...if someone as ordinary as Isabella Swan can, why not me?".
But now we're off topic and that tends to make people angry. D:
While the Kraken is awesome, it already gets enough love. So I vote is also for the gelatinous cube.Wadders said:No love for the Kraken?
Flying-Emu said:My vote goes for the Gelatinous Cube.
How about making up a new mythological creature from scratch. I want an evil tinkerbell with chainsaws for arms which use human blood as fuel, and she/they don't kill you straight away, they slowly consume your soul by transferring it from your blood into the chainsaw fuel. They also mutilate all of your loved ones in front of your eyes and when you are souless you explode into about 50 evil tinkerbells. I call them vanksalls.
As for existing/believed in creatures i want the Chuck Norris, as it is quite plain that someone that awesome cannot be human.
EDIT: and of course there are many of him, he is a guy isn't he, and he is famous, i think there are probably like 63 little chucks in hiding all over the world.
As for existing/believed in creatures i want the Chuck Norris, as it is quite plain that someone that awesome cannot be human.
EDIT: and of course there are many of him, he is a guy isn't he, and he is famous, i think there are probably like 63 little chucks in hiding all over the world.
I just think it's a poorly written series of books taken way to seriously by it's fans. I understand that the vampire thing is of little importance but did they have to ruin a creature so close to the hearts of horror fans. Oh and they made werewolves pedofiles, If they diden't please explain that part of the book where the werewolf ex-boyfriend falls in love with the newborn baby. (note:I am not making this up)SevenStarSonata said:
Love from whom my good man? *looks at user name*Internet Kraken said:While the Kraken is awesome, it already gets enough love. So I vote is also for the gelatinous cube.Wadders said:No love for the Kraken?
Flying-Emu said:My vote goes for the Gelatinous Cube.
Apart from you
The Kraken or Midgard serpent of Norse mythology were cool, especially when Thor went fishing with a giant and almost caught it.
My vote would have to fall on the Huldra, from scandinavian folklore, because the stories of her used to scare the crap out of me when I was younger.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qSHLt1bekew/RjofZHUBNPI/AAAAAAAAADE/aGfnZEhnddM/s320/ss-huldra.jpg
The Huldra has the form of a stunningly beautiful woman, most often with the tail of a cow (norw/swe) or a fox (swe). However, from behind, it can be seen that she is hollow, like an old tree trunk.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qSHLt1bekew/RjofZHUBNPI/AAAAAAAAADE/aGfnZEhnddM/s320/ss-huldra.jpg
The Huldra has the form of a stunningly beautiful woman, most often with the tail of a cow (norw/swe) or a fox (swe). However, from behind, it can be seen that she is hollow, like an old tree trunk.