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Hey Joe

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I have a few resolutions

1. Get steady casual employment (a contradiction in terms maybe), and do work experience wherever I can.

2. Get some articles published

3. Get the AntiCookie.com website up and running! (For those of you wondering, I've given up trying to code the thing myself and am trying to find a webmaster/ site builder on the cheap)

4. To finally get a nice overall tan (I currently have a wicked farmer's tan because of my days playing football in summer, I didn't score many goals so I couldn't take my shirt off too often)

5. Move out. I like the conditions I have at the moment and am quite comfortable (low rent etc.), but it's something I've got to do.

6. Invade Sweden

7. Actually do something constructive with my blog

8. Get on top of this whole 'Facebook' thing.

9. Meet the love of my life (if she's single, that'll be great too)

10. Get back in prime physical shape, like back when I was playing football.
 

Simalacrum

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Adam Jenson said:
Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care
hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!

i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff :p), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D
 

Adam Jenson

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Simalacrum said:
Adam Jenson said:
Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care
hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!

i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff :p), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D
Your sir, are a genuis
 

Simalacrum

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Adam Jenson said:
Simalacrum said:
Adam Jenson said:
Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care
hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!

i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff :p), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D
Your sir, are a genuis
woop thankies, glad to be of help XD
just keep in mind, learning to bar flair can take a while, so patience is needed! don't worry, with time and enough determination anyone can get juggling XD
 

Sackwak

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Actually learn to play guitar instead of it just sitting there
Stop playing so many games
Cut down computer time
Be more social
Be open to more things
Resist the urge to punch my sister in the ovaries
 

samsprinkle

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I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.
... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know? :p
But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...
oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know) :D
You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!
what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP
Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!
you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:
You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!
whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:
Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha
*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!
Get some stupid little peck to do it!
 

Ionami

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Get in shape. Plain and simple.

I think it's ridiculous that I'm nearly 22, and am so incredibly unfit. I don't mean fat, I just mean no lung capacity, no strength, etc.
 

Simalacrum

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it has come to my attention that a certain someone has made pretty much EXACTLY the same thread as mine... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... im angry now!
 

Simalacrum

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I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.
... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know? :p
But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...
oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know) :D
You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!
what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP
Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!
you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:
You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!
whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:
Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha
*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!
Get some stupid little peck to do it!
nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!
 

stormcaller

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Play more WoW yep you heard me, probably the opposite of many people. actually to be fair I only play 4 months a year so it's not that bad.

And probably eat better/less and pray I make friends in school because I've recently moved freaking hemispheres
 

samsprinkle

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Simalacrum said:
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I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.
... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know? :p
But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...
oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know) :D
You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!
what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP
Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!
you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:
You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!
whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:
Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha
*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!
Get some stupid little peck to do it!
nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!
No! I am far to busy being a legendary swordsman!
 

latenightapplepie

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Ionami said:
Get in shape. Plain and simple.

I think it's ridiculous that I'm nearly 22, and am so incredibly unfit. I don't mean fat, I just mean no lung capacity, no strength, etc.
Same. I'm probably still far away from losing my decent figure, but I certainly lost most of my physical strength and fitness a long time ago. What happens if I have to chase down a thief? Catch a train? Run away from crazy people?

Apart from the above, I want to learn how to cook, how to speak another language, how to swim (seriously, water is my kryptonite - not unlike Zach Braff's character from Garden State). I want to get out more, get better study habits, get better eating and sleeping habits, and, for god's sake, get laid.

....Gosh, I sound so teenage.
 

DuncanRR

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Get in better shape. Put more effort into art projects. Not pussy out when it comes to opportunities for brief flings in between serious relationships.

That is all...