Ha ha ha.LewsTherin said:1280x1024
Make another CD. My previous is 6 years old now (ouch) and doesn't showcase my modern talents.Simalacrum said:what does everyone intend to do for their new years resolution?
Ha ha ha.LewsTherin said:1280x1024
Make another CD. My previous is 6 years old now (ouch) and doesn't showcase my modern talents.Simalacrum said:what does everyone intend to do for their new years resolution?
hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!Adam Jenson said:Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care
Your sir, are a genuisSimalacrum said:hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!Adam Jenson said:Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care
i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D
woop thankies, glad to be of help XDAdam Jenson said:Your sir, are a genuisSimalacrum said:hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!Adam Jenson said:Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care
i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D
Get some stupid little peck to do it!Simalacrum said:*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!samsprinkle said:Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....MwuahahahahaSimalacrum said:whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:samsprinkle said:You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!Simalacrum said:you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:samsprinkle said:Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!Simalacrum said:what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XPsamsprinkle said:You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!Simalacrum said:oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)samsprinkle said:But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...Simalacrum said:... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?samsprinkle said:I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.![]()
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Same, even though i am apparently the perfect weight for my size...Aux117 said:Lose more weight.
nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!samsprinkle said:Get some stupid little peck to do it!Simalacrum said:*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!samsprinkle said:Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....MwuahahahahaSimalacrum said:whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:samsprinkle said:You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!Simalacrum said:you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:samsprinkle said:Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!Simalacrum said:what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XPsamsprinkle said:You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!Simalacrum said:oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)samsprinkle said:But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...Simalacrum said:... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?samsprinkle said:I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.![]()
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No! I am far to busy being a legendary swordsman!Simalacrum said:nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!samsprinkle said:Get some stupid little peck to do it!Simalacrum said:*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!samsprinkle said:Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....MwuahahahahaSimalacrum said:whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:samsprinkle said:You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!Simalacrum said:you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:samsprinkle said:Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!Simalacrum said:what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XPsamsprinkle said:You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!Simalacrum said:oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)samsprinkle said:But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...Simalacrum said:... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?samsprinkle said:I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.![]()
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Same. I'm probably still far away from losing my decent figure, but I certainly lost most of my physical strength and fitness a long time ago. What happens if I have to chase down a thief? Catch a train? Run away from crazy people?Ionami said:Get in shape. Plain and simple.
I think it's ridiculous that I'm nearly 22, and am so incredibly unfit. I don't mean fat, I just mean no lung capacity, no strength, etc.