New Zodiac Signs. Apparently people care about it.

[sheogoraththemad]

I was a pisces, I stayed a Pisces....

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

Cap or Sag... Hmmm...

Overall, pretty cool if you ask me, gonna take some time to get used to this

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

One must always keep up with the progress of pseudoscience. And why does Scorpio only last a week? Not that I mind, every time I've dated (or married!) a Scorpio it's gone disastrously, but still. JUST a bit ridiculous!

And just for the record, my sign is "Caution: Radioactive."

Did it go disastrously because she felt it important to mention it?

 

[JokerCrowe]

I went from Leo to Cancer... great. -_- on the one hand you have an awesome name, and an awesome animal. And on the other you have a disease that can affect anyone and has a 70% death-rate. (40% of all statistics are just made up) Luckily I really don't care. And I'll always be a Leo in my heart.

 

[SimuLord]

One must always keep up with the progress of pseudoscience. And why does Scorpio only last a week? Not that I mind, every time I've dated (or married!) a Scorpio it's gone disastrously, but still. JUST a bit ridiculous!

And just for the record, my sign is "Caution: Radioactive."

Did it go disastrously because she felt it important to mention it?

The first couple of Scorpios I dated made something of a big deal out of "you know us fiery Scorpios"...whether there's something in the stars or just girls born in late October/early November feeling it necessary to live down to stereotypes, I watch myself around them.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Screw that, I'm still a Gemini, dammit!

Here's the trick. The new signs only apply to people born after the change because it's about what you were born under, not what you would be born under now.

Sweet! So I'm still a Gemini!

 

[Sonicron]

Bullshit. I am a Sagittarius, and I'll never let anyone take that from me. Up yours, Ophiuchus, you can't have me.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

So I'm a Scorpio? No.
[HEADING=3]Denied.[/HEADING]

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Bullshit. I am a Sagittarius, and I'll never let anyone take that from me. Up yours, Ophiuchus, you can't have me.

Pretty much this. I refuse to conform to something I have no clue how to even fucking pronounce properly.

Also, we both have nerf guns, coincidence? I think not!

 

[Sonicron]

Bullshit. I am a Sagittarius, and I'll never let anyone take that from me. Up yours, Ophiuchus, you can't have me.

Pretty much this. I refuse to conform to something I have no clue how to even fucking pronounce properly.

Also, we both have nerf guns, coincidence? I think not!

Well, I've been a good boy over the last year, dutifully spreading my personal pragmatic brand of cynicism and thus tempering the idiotic behavior of those around me, and Santa rewarded me accordingly.

 

[gibboss28]

Wait what? No.

I came in to this world a pair o' scales, and a pair o' scales I'll always be!

While I changed the quote slightly (its got fuck all to do with a pair of scales), anyone who gets the reference yay to you.

 

[GLo Jones]

Spoiler: You mean... I'm n- now... a C-... Cancer?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[beniki]

But that's absurd! I'm the archetypal Gemini, a two faced git so obsessed with communication and linkages I forget what I'm actually connecting.

Now they tell me I'm some kind of cow that's patient and reliable yet can be incredibly jealous and grudge bearing?

*sigh* Well, at least according to the Chinese I'm still a Tiger.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I read what Pisces traits are and while some of it do match me, I still prefer to be know as Aries.

 

[LGC Pominator]

Now I'm a Leo & a Virgo.

Virgo first.

Now Leo.

Me too!
August 31st.

Not that I give a shit or anything >.>
well its kind of interesting I guess, but I never got into the whole fortunes thing myself.

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

Is this like generally been confirmed o>O
I dont care much for horoscopes but id like to know what im supposed to be :O

 

[Malkavian]

Used to be cancer, and still rocking that sign, yo. Or something.

Honestly, this is just stupid. Even if you believe in that stuff, why not let it be, and just go with the "wrong" version? It matters to some folks, and its not like this changes anything...

 

[Arehexes]

I'm still a Leo, like i ever cared in the first place