You must have a birth date close to mine, because I'm in the exact same boat as you are. March 22 here, how's about you?nohorsetown said:
New Zodiac Signs. Apparently people care about it.
- Thread starter Krion_Vark
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No wonder my star sign reading never comes true. I was worried it was because the whole thing is complete utter, money-spinning bullshit that only retards believe.
Hang on a minute. Astrologers have started changing their practices based on observations of the world and not just tradition. And yet THIS is all they changed?! Hopefully in a few centuries time they will have noticed that this crap doesn't work.
I only read The Onion's weekly horoscopes:
Sagittarius:
You're certainly the kind of person no one likes to fuck with. Or make out with, hold hands with, or even hug, for that matter.
I only read The Onion's weekly horoscopes:
Sagittarius:
You're certainly the kind of person no one likes to fuck with. Or make out with, hold hands with, or even hug, for that matter.
Finally i dont have to be a cancerous Crab anymore!! wooooo. But i've become 2 ppl instead...woooo i can be bipolar and blame it on my sign! XD
Well, it also depends if you go by the Eastern Version, which is changed according to constellations and the position of the moon and sun, or the Western Version, which follows the seasons. The Western one is most common for European and American people. If you believe in the Eastern version, then yes, follow the guideline the OP gave. And remember that you are about a hundred years late anyways. So good job.
Not that it matters. I just like to freak out the ones that use it.
Not that it matters. I just like to freak out the ones that use it.
Well that's almost disappointing. I'm still a Sagittarius. Oh well that's fine because I don't have to memorize or try to pronounce Ophiuchus.
Also this will forever make Ape Escape 3 inaccurate. I am most displeased.
Also this will forever make Ape Escape 3 inaccurate. I am most displeased.
It's probably already been mentioned (I'm not looking through 270+ replies godammit!), but the new signs are only relevant to people born after 2009, so everyone reading this was still born under their original sign.
Which is good because I'm happy being a Scorpio under this bogus psuedoscience mumbojumbo.
oh and I need to make a mental note to look out for and laugh at people with star sign tattoos.
Which is good because I'm happy being a Scorpio under this bogus psuedoscience mumbojumbo.
oh and I need to make a mental note to look out for and laugh at people with star sign tattoos.
I'm a Sagittarius now? Fuck I can't even spell that (yah copy/paste), I'm going back to Capricorn... Oh, and as a side note, Pluto is still a planet, I don't care what those scientists say.
You have fallen into an old trap, which confuses fixed star constellations with the signs of the zodiac which are used as a measuring system on the annual path of the Sun, the ecliptic.Krion_Vark said:
This has been popping up since 1997 at least with people flipping their shit, when in reality they haven't actually looked into the issue in more than a sensationalist manner.
Edit: 8 pages of people getting trolled ftl
Apparently I'm a Capricorn now, that's kind of bullshit.
That said, Astrology is the dumbest thing to ever be called "science" in the history of the world.
That said, Astrology is the dumbest thing to ever be called "science" in the history of the world.