New zombie romance film backed by "Twilight" studio
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This is miraculous news. Who actually thought this was a good idea? This is absolutely amazing. The idea is so terrible its actually genius
Wait what? No seriously? For real? There is no way in all zombie canon or the basic rules of zombies can zombies like humans which is nearly fact!
Throwing a Zombie into a romance story was something I've been seeing Japan do more and more with Anime and Manga, but never thought it would catch up over here. But meh, long as this movie is as violent or gory as some of those anime/manga zombie love stories, I may throw down some money to see this...
Sounds just like Twilight. Girl decides for some retarded reason that she wants to be with a fictional creature that can kill her. Fucking. Great.Pegghead said:
Vampires certainly have not always been sexy! Go back to pre-Anne Rice and (shudder) Twilight bastardizations of the mythos. Trust me, there wasn't anything sexy about Max Schreck in "Nosferatu."Littaly said:I heard about this a while ago, my first reaction was that it was some kind of parody, or that it would be at least somewhat humorous, but looking at it more closely, it doesn't look that way
Honestly, I this has potential to be so bad it's good. Vampires have always been sexy, and werewolves are to some extent about a more primal, animalistic side of humanity, so on some level it does kind of make sense to re-imagine it as a schlocky teen romance. Zombies however, despite being almost as bankable as vampires, have absolutely zero sex-value. My guess though, is that whoever decided that this movie should be made, wasn't aware of that, and ordered this movie solely based on the numbers of what sells. Meaning, this is probably headed for a spectacular train wreck!
It's bad enough vamps have been cutdown to angsty teens, but zombies? Is nothing sacred? Ok, granted, I do own "Romeo & Juliet vs. The Living Dead" but that doesn't try to bill itself as anything serious.
For shame!
Am I the only one who just cant take Hollywood serious any more and think this is just hilarious?
I sure as hell hope this is a comedy because this shit's relationship is straight-up necrophilia. My God they are ruining our monsters. They already gayed up vampires and werewolves.
OK, that's it. I'm going to find every single person involved in making that damn movie, their families, their friends, their friends' families, their pets, even the rats in their homes, put them all on a rocket and shoot them to fucking Jupiter.
Who's with me?
I got about a buck fiddy, so we need about... Much more.
Who's with me?
I got about a buck fiddy, so we need about... Much more.
okay unless there is an advanced explanation of the zombie being put through major psychological rebuilding i call bullshit on it having a 'character'
why can't they stop changing our monsters?!?!
why can't they stop changing our monsters?!?!
Okay, Escapist? Here's the thing. I knew about the movie a few weeks back but decided I'd spare everybody the torment of knowing it existed. I'd figured that no one would notice and it would just pass overhead. Then a few months later someone would point out it's existence. Looks like I was wrong. Oh so very wrong.
I-I just don't get it. The whole Beauty-and-the-Beast formula has been implented so horribly so many times. Really teenage girls? Really? If Edward's weird obsession with Bella didn't freak you out, I fucking hope Necrophilia will.
What else is there to say...
Funny, that last NO is actually from a semi-decent show involving undead people and the main protagonist having a relationship with one.
I-I just don't get it. The whole Beauty-and-the-Beast formula has been implented so horribly so many times. Really teenage girls? Really? If Edward's weird obsession with Bella didn't freak you out, I fucking hope Necrophilia will.
What else is there to say...
Funny, that last NO is actually from a semi-decent show involving undead people and the main protagonist having a relationship with one.
I don't get it. CHANGE THE NAME! You WITLESS morons!
If its not a vampire - don't call it a vampire
If its not a werewolf - don't call it a werewolf
If its not a zombie - don't call it a zombie
You're confusing people who don't know any better everywhere! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If its not a vampire - don't call it a vampire
If its not a werewolf - don't call it a werewolf
If its not a zombie - don't call it a zombie
You're confusing people who don't know any better everywhere! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Really? =D I got to go see this movie.TKretts3 said:
Damn them, they've already ruined vampires and werewolves. Now they seek to ruin zombies too? What's next, angsty creature from the black lagoon?
Edit: The guy they have playing the zombie hardly even looks like a zombie. He looks more like some pale emo kid who doesn't wash his clothes often enough. Fuuuuuuck, I shouldn't be this angry about this.
Edit: The guy they have playing the zombie hardly even looks like a zombie. He looks more like some pale emo kid who doesn't wash his clothes often enough. Fuuuuuuck, I shouldn't be this angry about this.
Guys, get ready for the zombie apocalypse, because this movie is going to make it happen. Why? Because some stupid little rich girl will want her own zombie, and will beg her daddy who owns Umbrella Corp to make the virus for her. I'm going to get a years supply of food and water and building supplies. Good luck to every one else.
If this is true, legit etc. etc. I really do not have any words for this film company. Ruining Vampires, and now Zombies? Where will the line be drawn. If there is still some faith to be had in humanity, it will not sell well at all. I know I shouldn't judge a film by its poster - but we've seen waht's happened before and those posters do look utterly ridiculous.
Zombies are brain-hungry, crazed and monstrous. Not horny. This is a re-adaptation gone too far.
Zombies are brain-hungry, crazed and monstrous. Not horny. This is a re-adaptation gone too far.