Sounds like a board meeting with George Lucas;Krantos said:"The Dark Night Rises?"
Hm, Yahtzee will love that one. I can see the naming session now.
"Well, The Dark Knight was a huge success so what can do so that people know our new movie carries on the series?"
"Well, Batman will still be in it, I assume people will just re-"
"I know! We'll keep the name The Dark Knight and just add something at the end! They do that all the time in video games."
"That's a stupid idea, we named the first one Batman Begins, and everyone figured out that The Dark Knight was the sequel. If we keep the names so similar, it's more likely to confuse people."
"Shut up, you're fired. Now, I personally like Rises, because he's rising see?"
"The Dark knight Rises? Are you joking, the internet's going to have a field day with that one! It sounds like a really bad euphemism! They'll make porn-parodies with that name!"
"Exactly! Free Advertising! And I said you're fired."
"Good, because the last thing I want to be associated with is anything talking about Batman's rising."
Seriously, anyone else think that sounds like a sexual reference?
"Don't you think you're alienating your long-term fanbase in favour of bringing in a younger generation?"
"Question my judgement again and I'll drop you in a volcano."