Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe (Worst song ever?)

[Baron von Blitztank]

Well I've only heard of Nicki Minaj through listening to "The Creep" and in my opinion she was the worst part of that song. This shall be interesting.

*After viewing*
OH DEAR GOD! WHY WOULD YOU EVER SHARE THIS!?!? I love challenging myself by seeing how long I can last by watching some of the worst things imaginable so naturally I clicked the link! If you didn't share this on The Escapist I'd never have found this and my internet history would be safe for another day and I'd have remained oblivious!

Sadly I can't even call this "worst song ever" because I just KNOW someone is taking this as a personal challenge and has made a song that is FAR worse. Lurking in the dark corners of the internet outside the reaches of YouTube and 4Chan. It exists, you know it exists but you don't want to know it exists. It is watching your every move but is waiting for the exact moment to go in and strike and it is when it does that, that the gates of infinity open and the world ends.

 

[Phototoxin]

Just to clarify for all the gangsta's who want to 'keep it real':

Hoe:

Spoiler

*****:

Spoiler

 

[Hylke Langhout]

I'll quote Bennett the Sage from my Twitter feed: "Jesus Fuck....there's Bij....and then there's BIIIIIIIIIIJJJJJJ...." TBH though it's mostly bad because it's annoying. I've heard worse. It was hard to sit through though.

EDIT: I now realize that this is a (bad) parody song. What I'm now worried is the 75,935 people who unironically enjoy this song.

 

[Cogwheel]

I can't be the only one who think it sounds like a remixed nursery rhyme.

Objection! This is a remixed nursery rhyme.


That other stuff is horrid, though.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

She's like the black Lady Gaga!

Ahaha I'm kidding wheres Friday when you need it?

 

[emeraldrafael]

I wonder if anyone's had a seizure yet from thsi song. my eyes still hurt from that flashing when they decide to focus on her ass (which I guess is nice if youre into that kinda thing, though Im guess a good bit of her is fake or needs serious work to look the way it does).

to be honest it all blended together and I cant honestly remember anything from it that was descernable and will leave a lasting impact on me. But then again, this isnt my kinda music, so tahts probably a rather large part of it.

...

Kinda reminds me of <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw&ob=av3e>Black and Yellow in that its just a lot of shameless pandering within the lyrics to a certain group of people (in the former's case, the wanna be ***** gangsta group and in the latter's case, appealing to Pittsburghers).

 

[Maccaveli]

This is still better than Crapstep, I mean Dubstep. There is something about this and Dubstep that makes me want to bust into the club firing off random shots in all directions. This is where Dubstep fans come out of the woodwork to defend their garbage, can't wait for the stupid messages. If I had to listen to that song over and over again, I would be like the guy in The Shining.

You have my sword, brother, I will stand by you against the hordes of dubstep.

But yes, Nicki Minaj is a terrible person, as is most hip-hop, rap, whatever artists are popular these days. Don't defend the majority of people that like this garbage because they would never go on an obscure gaming forum so they obviously are not among us.

As for dubstep, how dare you touch one of Benny Benassi's latest songs and turn it into a steaming pile of shit. To everyone who reads this, listen to Cinema, the ORIGINAL GOOD VERSION, and notice how unique and catchy it is on its own merits. Splicing apart a song and mixing in WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB everywhere is not art. Its the farthest thing from it. Yes music is subjective but I love Benny Benassi's music too much to let party-going frat-douches ruin what is actually good music.

Please don't hold Skrillex up as an example of dubstep, he's really not. Most dubstep fans who are aware that the genre existed before 2010 can't stand that dude. I can pretty much guarentee you both that you've never heard PROPER dubstep. The shit that everyone's currently trend-hopping on is just a shitty (mostly American) spinoff of it.

This is real dubstep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ups-CSOWmqs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQIQ_muEKHk

^^^Note the lack of wobbles, screeches and just general wank

Also how the fuck are you gonna talk about what's good and bad music when you like Benny Benassi? lmao

 

[briunj04]

Oh jeez, it's like watching Peewee's Playhouse on acid, but there's unattractive neon make-up. And to think that people actually listen to that for leisure? To that, I say:

 

[FamoFunk]

No, this is:

Although that song is god awful. But TBF it kinda sounds like she's taking the piss.

NOOOOO GET IT FROM HERE!!!!!

OT - I really, really love Nicki Minaj she's my major lesbian crush. But yeah, that was pretty bad. Almost like She was taking the mick a bit.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

No, this is:

Although that song is god awful. But TBF it kinda sounds like she's taking the piss.

Holy shit. That is some horrible... everything. I mean she actually fails at everything possible in a music video. Every fucking thing. Now, I could only stand a few seconds and I don't plan on buying a new monitor, but holy shit! What the hell is up with the pants, they look like granny jammies. The only thing I can guess "swagger" "has to do with in that video is that she can't walk properly in those weird, mis-fitting pants.

Anyway, isn't Nicki Minaj on Lil Wayne's label? Thereyago "heh heh."

*EDIT* I love how so many people are jumping to defend her in the Youtube comments. Seriously, if this is the music you love and must defend with your precious youtube presence then you probably also watch Jersey Shore and think MTV is actually Music Television.

 

[Necroid_Neko]

No, this is:

To be fair, at least Cher looks nice for most of that video, Nikki looks hideous for the entirity of the OT vid :/

 

[repeating integers]

You are part of the problem.

Why expose more people to this crap?

Oh wait.... she's hot.... okay... I see what the fuss is about now.

Congrats. You are keeping shit like this alive.

EDIT: Fun fact: That shit Friday song had more hits than the MLP first episode cause of internet junkies.

lol

Hit the yammin' nail on the head.

"I hate this so much, I'm going to make more people listen to it! That'll show Nicki!"

Cracked.com has the right of it - on the Internet, "OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I MUST NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN" turns into "OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I MUST SHARE IT WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE".

 

[CroatJobStealer]

That is a truly decadent song. By the way, if any of you have played the first Rayman on the ps1 you might notice that Nicki is the spitting image of the boss Space Mama:

http://rayman.wikia.com/wiki/File:Scene_7.png

Tell me that isn't uncanny.

As for dubstep, how dare you touch one of Benny Benassi's latest songs and turn it into a steaming pile of shit. To everyone who reads this, listen to Cinema, the ORIGINAL GOOD VERSION, and notice how unique and catchy it is on its own merits. Splicing apart a song and mixing in WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB everywhere is not art. Its the farthest thing from it. Yes music is subjective but I love Benny Benassi's music too much to let party-going frat-douches ruin what is actually good music.

See personally, I'm not a big dubstep fan, but I love Skrillex, and I think he's actually made the song much better, I find the original too boring in comparison. As for Benassi in general? Compared to other DJs like Avicii, Afrojack, or Calvin Harris, he's mediocre at best. Also, I'll agree that dubstep is usually far from art, but if you've ever tried digitally creating music you would know how painfully difficult it is to make a song with great flow but incredible complexity like one of Skrillex's; he's the only producer that's ever made me enjoy dubstep.

Also, calm down and don't get so riled up over a remix, you're making yourself sound like one of those douchey youtube music-nazis that leave comments on every popular music video calling it shite for no reason.

 

[Random Fella]

Where have all the good artists gone?
Seriously I would kill for another Queen, lately music has only been about money, I don't know what she's even meant to be talking about here, what does this have to do with anything ugh... My generation man -.-

 

[Scentless Apprentice]

Congratulations OP, you have now given the video a few more hits therefore attention.

I hate this argument. Do you really think the OP cares that much about how many hits the video's getting? It's just a bad song they wanted to share with us, at the end of the day it doesn't matter.

 

[wooty]

Its true, people dont even try anymore. Buy a smoke alarm and repeat the words "stupid hoe" over it, instant cash.

 

[default]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.

Those fucking EYES. MY GOD. IS SHE A CRACK WHORE?

THE DISGUSTINGNESS OF THIS HAS RENDERED ME HYSTERICAL. AAAAAAAH. NOOOOOOOO.

 

[Torrasque]

Well that was awful...
World's worst song is still Friday to me.
This song is another great example of why money =/= good music
It is also yet ANOTHER example of why most popular hip hop (or whatever you call this) music is absolute shit.

 

[Fishyash]

...I don't like this song at all. Like seriously. I don't like nicki minaj in general but that is just... NO! NO! NO! GAWD WHY DO PEOPLE BUY THIS? Yeah it's kinda funny that's what nicki minaj is like but no I did not like it at all. Especially with that almost seizure inducing crap she's pulling in that video.

You have my sword, brother, I will stand by you against the hordes of dubstep.

But yes, Nicki Minaj is a terrible person, as is most hip-hop, rap, whatever artists are popular these days. Don't defend the majority of people that like this garbage because they would never go on an obscure gaming forum so they obviously are not among us.

As for dubstep, how dare you touch one of Benny Benassi's latest songs and turn it into a steaming pile of shit. To everyone who reads this, listen to Cinema, the ORIGINAL GOOD VERSION, and notice how unique and catchy it is on its own merits. Splicing apart a song and mixing in WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB everywhere is not art. Its the farthest thing from it. Yes music is subjective but I love Benny Benassi's music too much to let party-going frat-douches ruin what is actually good music.

Dubstep is about wubwubwub? I personally don't listen to a lot of dubstep but... NO IT'S NOT STOP HATING DUBSTEP YOU DUBSTEP HATER ARGHHGHEEGHEGHERAGGLEFRAGGLE WUBWUBWUB ISN'T DUBSTEP