Nicknames...

[The_Healer]

Usually just Heal.

Used to be nicknamed Big D though...

 

[Pifflestick]

My nickname for all of elementary school was '******'.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Frenchy/Francais/Francois/Frenchness/Other variation.

I reckon you can guess why I "earned" this nickname.

 

[MintyNinja]

God i hate this name so much, but everyone calls me it.... Willy....(ARRRGH)


My name is WILLIAM!!! WHY? I don't want some stupid fucking retards calling me something that resembles a penis..
I hate society so much I could kill someone....


I guess I won't be posting here anymore... I'll be in jail by tomorrow for my assault and battery charges.

Seriously, I can't blame you. But ever since I've watched the movie Blown Away (bomb squad action flick, entertaining), I'd have to call you Liam, with a badly faked Irish accent!

 

[Whoolpurse]

Batman. Because I all of a sudden does something insanely awesome to prevent someone getting hit in the face with a ball, falling over and etc, happened twice this week already.

 

[Danik93]

well everyone call me by my lastname Dahlberg or Dalis for short

 

[ExaltedK9]

Lets see...

Harry Potter - Many people say I look like Harry Potter. It's self explanatory. (I still don't see it)
Potter - see above
Jew - I'm jewish, woo...
Wej - Jew backwards...
Freshjew - when I was a freshman and jewish, see a pattern?
seasle - I honestly don't have a clue...
B - Shortening of my name. I think I'm destined to be a 1-letter name, really.

People like to identify me by my religion despite my hatred towards religion. Oh well..

Alot of people call me Harry Potter too. I don't see it either.

Another variant would be Harry pot-head.

God I hated junior high...

 

[ExaltedK9]

So this was all it took?

Come back! I want to change yooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!

EDIT: wait...you don't pray againts people. It was always my understanding that you prayed FOR them, in with case thank you. (I win)

Maybe in the boring religions, you do.

I'm looking for something like voodoo.
Except I want it to actually work.

So I'm thinking of "Gunism." "Gangstaism."
It's pretty straightforward: Thou Shalt Not Tolerate Motherfuckers In Yo Crib, Thou Shalt Tilt Yo Gun Sideways Before Capping A Fool, et cetera.

So your previous attempts at voodooism haven't worked? Oh, and you forgot a commandment.

*Thalt shalt not try to be Slim Shady.*

 

[Barky13]

Barky's my nickname but it's used far more often than my real name (mostly because I hate it). Outside of my family nobody calls me Cameron.

 

[BuckminsterF]

Kyle, I've no idea why...

 

[WittyName]

One of my friends refers to me as "old bean"...

 

[You_have_a_name]

Patrick xD

 

[Gizmo]

People generally call me by my first name however sometimes i get Snap or Power (power being my last name and snap being what i game with generally)

All in all I don't mind.

But a guy on my football team got nicknamed pebbles from the Flintstones because he was about as useful as baby pebbles when he first starting playing and that stuck so i feel bad for him.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

One of my friends calls me Aqua Man and thats about it for nicknames in my school/town/state.