No Mr Bond I expect you to die.

[caz105]

If you were a Bond villain, what elaborate scheme would you use to kill him after you had captured him? Personally I would go along the line of Portal and give him a number of puzzles to complete and a final showdown at the end. Obviously being an evil genius in my underwater lair I wouldn't fight him personally; instead I would set my army of genetically modified electrified double headed hammerhead shark eels or flaming bears.
[small]Yeah they're bears, but on FIRE.[/small]

 

[The Rockerfly]

I'd shoot him in the forehead

Much better then the other villains methods

 

[Cliff_m85]

I'd sit him in a chair and offer him some fine scotch or a martini. Then I'd take an AA12 and empty it into him.

Not clever, but dammit I got the job done.

 

[Agema]

I think you might be missing the point of an "elaborate" scheme.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'd shoot him in the forehead

Much better then the other villains methods

I would do the same, I mean why bother with all that planning and wasting time by telling your evil plan. Just shoot the bastard in the head and get it over with.

 

[Warrior Irme]

I would give Mr. Bond two choices. First he could attempt to win a fist fight with my giant mutated bear, or he could be force fed Ghost chilies until his head combusted.

 

[Simalacrum]

I'm a traditionalist, so I'd go with the good old strap-him-up-to-a-chair-and-use-a-laser tactic.

edit: except the laser would be uber fast. And starting at his head. And it would be a laser designed to take down WMD's.

 

[Vkmies]

Id made him listen all the awfull pop muusic we have coming out at the moment and watch the "movie"-movies over and over again. Whats a "movie"-movie, you ask? Its like "date movie" and "epic movie" etc.

 

[Gabanuka]

I'd shoot him in the forehead

Much better then the other villains methods

I always wonder why villens don't just do this, it would work with Batman to.

OT: I would copy some stuff of Saw

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I'd leave him to his doom by stripping him to nothing but hisskivvies, dropping him into a room with only pea-sized air vents that slowly suck out the air and replace it with poison. The port from which I dropped him is sealed and 15 feet from the floor, no other exits exist, no windows, nothing but a dark hole and poison. The walls, floor, ceiling, rebar concrete. Let's see him get out of that.

 

[Cliff_m85]

I'd give him a series of hormone injections until he became almost entirely feminine. Then I'd brainwash him to become a Mormon and write a popular series of books featuring sparkly pedophile vampires with stalker intentions. I'd wait until the population got so sick up of it that they take out Bond themselves.



It's been underway for some time now.

 

[Redingold]

Hang him upside down by his feet while a large drill approaches slowly enough for him to wriggle out of his shoes and fall 1,000 feet into a pit of boiling hot acid. Of course, this being James Bond, his suit will be able to neutralise the acid and his watch will have a grappling hook in it, allowing him to climb out and come after me.

All these plans that Bond can't escape from are fatally flawed.

 

[RavingPenguin]

When I first saw the topic the first thing that came to mind was

Spoiler: this

And yeah, thats how I would kill him.

 

[Schmidtzkrieg]

Ill-tempered sea bass with frickin' lasers strapped to their heads, and an excessively slow lowering platform

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Instead of laying out my plans for him, mumbling cliched bullshit, and opting for the impossible plot, I'd instantly shoot him. Simple...

 

[xplay3r]

If you were a Bond villain, what elaborate scheme would you use to kill him after you had captured him? Personally I would go along the line of Portal and give him a number of puzzles to complete and a final showdown at the end. Obviously being an evil genius in my underwater lair I wouldn't fight him personally; instead I would set my army of genetically modified electrified double headed hammerhead shark eels or flaming bears.
[small]Yeah they're bears, but on FIRE.[/small]

Like Dr.Insanos monkeys on fire?

I would strap him to a chair with a giant axe hanging over his head, then make him play guitar hero two, through the fire and the flames on expert and every note he misses releases the axe a notch if he fails it falls on him, if he wins then he then has to sit through every season of hannah montana, while listening to the jona brothers.
after that ,if he's not dead, he'd surely be driven insane so then I'd put him a cage with 4 Boa constricturs, a bengal tiger, 7 scorpians, 9 trantulas, A frog, a puma, and a slightly retarted lemur, and he only has a stick and a dead hallibut for weapons.
If he survives that I'd release him. to an insane asylum for serious hannah montanah and jonas brothers recovery. (wich means he is forced to watch episodes of psych, scrubs, burn notice, and house, while listening to The Beatles, EELS, Cake and Primus wich, combined, forces all the suck out until he is fully healed)

That's IF he survives my tests off inhumanity.

 

[SnowCold]

Cola and Mentos bomb.

Using 100 liters of cola and 500 mentos, and I will put in under his shirt.

And when it won't work, I'll use bullets.

 

[mayney93]

lock him in a nuclear reactor no one could survive a spell in one of them 'cept maybe chuck norris

 

[ryai458]

I would make a machine that would download twilight directly into his brain and watch him go insane!

 

[Ph33nix]

sharks with lazers on their heads, because every creature deserves a warm meal