No Mr Bond I expect you to die.

[DigitalSushi]

I'd strip him naked and put cinamon honey over his helmet (thats the bell end of your cock) and unleash a million fire ants on him, which can not resist cinamon honey and they would duly ravage his helmet... then I'd set him free

Within a few months he would die from insanity because everytime he tried to masturbate his hand slip off his cock and he wouldn't be able to guide it into a lady since its a blunt instrument, because your helmet is solely designed to guide the cock into ladybits and failing having a lady it stops your hands slipping off mid masturbation.

He'd die of sexual frustration.

 

[rokkolpo]

I'd shoot him in the forehead

Much better then the other villains methods

indeed other then the stupid games this would work.

get him in a cage because he always falls for cages the shoot him.(and never tell him youre plan because he's already gonna die!)

 

[Steambroom]

Inject a deadly neurotoxin which slowly cuts down his adrenalin.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Use the traditional method of strapping him to a table and pointing a laser at him that would slice him down the middle. But here is where I win:

Instead of being blatantly retarded and putting it on it's slow setting, I'll crack it up full blast and laugh as he tries his hand at escapology. Blood Bond villains...so so silly.

 

[God's Clown]

My scheme would be devilish. See I would find an object of some sort, that can accelerate an pointy metal like thing at high speeds. It may involve a trigger of some sort, some blackish powder maybe. Would involve pointing it at him.

Too say the least it would be very complex, and take a long time to formulate completely.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would use my parallel universe portal to bring evil James Bond (he's a mustache, he must be evil) and then have the two duke it out. That would be an epic fight.

 

[Kilo24]

I'd develop a small, transparent pill full of compressed, highly unstable nitroglycerine, then get a minion to slip it into into a bottle of vermouth at a prestigious bar in some exotic locale, hypnotize the bartender into only using that bottle for Mr. Bond, and then stage an elaborate take-over-the-world scheme at that exotic locale by hiring a surrogate evil genius as my underling.

The end result is that after my underling is foiled by Mr. Bond and he visits the bar for drinks for a post-victory celebration, as soon as the words "Shaken, not stirred" are heard - BOOM!

And much maniacal laughter will be had. My real take-over-the-world scheme will now go off without a hitch.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Make him fight...

ROBO BOND (dun dun duhhhhhh)

 

[ucciolord1]

I would have my fembots kill him.

 

[Laura.]

"It's been fun, Mr. Bond, but we must split now."
And I'd have my henchman cut his head off with an axe.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I'd make sure he was tied up and then share a nice cup of tea while we made fun of every other villain he had defeated and talked about how stupid they were.

Then I'd shoot him in the pelvis with an AK-47-mounted grenade launcher.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

Layzor eyez and jpop therapy.

 

[slarrs]

I'd slowly lower him into a pit full of angry badgers. After the badgers mauled him for a bit the floor would give out into a pit of death, incinerating him and the badgers. While this was happening I'd leave, because he's clearly going to get free and blow up my base.

 

[Kilo24]

The other alternative would be to set him free with a gift basket, and carefully avoid any overly dramatic take-over-the-world plots and instead dominate the marketplace through careful manipulation of the stock market. As that is utterly boring, it will occur off camera.

That is James Bond's weakness: he is utterly incapable of doing anything significant without camera attention.

 

[teutonicman]

Make him jump off a diving board into a pool with a hole just a bit larger than he is in the diving position. If he misses then he gets to enjoy a nice concrete sandwich, if not then I release sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.

 

[Eatbrainz]

I'd tie him to a chair then use my giant laser shaped like a shoe turn him into glass, then id drop him off my tower of doom. also, the laser would fire instantly, none of that 'take 5 mins charging or some shite.'

 

[Abedeus]

I'd give him a false hope of security, then when he's at the heart of my lair, just moments before detonating a bomb, I'll turn on the main screens and start a dialogue with him.

Then I will reveal that the thing he saw was a recorded message and I'm really next to him. Then I would shoot him.

 

[CK76]

Do? I'd have killed him 35 minutes ago...

Make for a one sided conversation though.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

You can't kill Sean Connery!

But if it was one of the other Bonds I'd lock him in a seperate room where I can't watch him. And in that room he'll be dangling over a pool of bloodthirsty seabass with laser beams on their heads.