No Mr Bond I expect you to die.

[The Rockerfly]

I'd shoot him in the forehead

Much better then the other villains methods

indeed other then the stupid games this would work.

get him in a cage because he always falls for cages the shoot him.(and never tell him youre plan because he's already gonna die!)

God that just made me think if it was in any game he would just spit it out, my plan....RUINED!!!

 

[Ph33nix]

perhaps shoot him out of a giant cannon?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I liek the "Rabid sea bass" From austin powers

 

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[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd talk to him, ask for any last requests, then shoot him in the face... with a nuke.

 

[The87Italians]

Cheesegrater of DOOM

 

[FallenPrism]

I'd leave him to his doom by stripping him to nothing but hisskivvies, dropping him into a room with only pea-sized air vents that slowly suck out the air and replace it with poison. The port from which I dropped him is sealed and 15 feet from the floor, no other exits exist, no windows, nothing but a dark hole and poison. The walls, floor, ceiling, rebar concrete. Let's see him get out of that.

How thick are these walls? Because you have to know that those skivvies are lined with C4 for just such an occasion.

OT: I would lure him into a building, where every room has a different death trap from a popular movie. Knowing that this would only stop Bond if I were very lucky, below the building would be a nuclear device powerful enough to destroy the entire city. This device would be buried in a bunker, with no entrances or exits, appears on no blueprints, and everyone even remotely involved in building it has already been killed. When Bond escapes the building, I set off the nuke. Actually, even if Bond were killed in the building I'd set off the nuke. Can't be too careful. And where will I be? In my space station at high orbit, to enjoy the view.

 

[Flos]

I would kill off a spy who knew too much, hereby setting off a series of events that will eventually lead Bond to my secret lair in Antarctica.

Bond would get there and confront me. Probably beat the hell out of me. While he has me where he wants me, he will inform me that he has won.

Then I say that I started my plans twenty three minutes earlier.

A-HA-HA.

 

[andrat]

I'd put him in that laser room from Resident Evil. (Movies)

 

[firedfns13]

Trap him in some machine he's sure to escape from in a hangar housing a shitty cessna, so he escapes, takes the shitty plane, and I hose it down with depleted uranium rounds from my Gau12 on my trusty A10 Warthog.

Or missiles + guns from my Raptor,

Or let him get 8 miles away and blow up his plane with my airborne laser cannon. (Boeing)

 

[orangebandguy]

Nothing an armoured bear with a laser cannon can't sort out.


Or a blunderbuss, have you seen those things? They're basically a trumpet attached to a rifle stock that can fire musket balls.

 

[Vidiot]

I'd calibrate a motion detector to activate if he did anything other than breathe, then set up several rifles and guns to fire at his head if the motion sensor tripped. (then I'd trap the exit with several thousand volts just to be sure)

 

[hazabaza1]

Snipped for your pleasure.

Spoiler

I would take a high powered assault rifle, empty a full magazine into his face [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8gti69rvj2oq?from=Main.WhyDontYaJustShootHim], and then incinerate the corpse. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill] Really, while it may be more humourous to devise an incredibly intricate Rube Goldberg-esque device [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeButImpractical] to see to the demise of my nemesis, it's just impractical. Now, I like theatrics as much as any aspiring evil overlord, but style must never come at the expense of substance.

Besides, all the money that I saved by just shooting him would allow me more funds to direct towards better marksmanship training [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy] for my minions, or better armour so that they don't die if someone so much as looks at them funny.

[small]Or I could just sit him in front of a computer with the TV tropes main page open. By the time he tore himself away I'd have long since achieved my plans of World Domination.[/small]

AH. AHA. I held myself back. I saw the end of the post.
Ggggh...
Damnit... Cannot... hold...

GAH.
You win this time.

 

[ThreeWords]

I'd shoot him in the forehead

Much better then the other villains methods

This.

just one of many important things to remember (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList)

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I would strap him to a table let a big giant pendulum keep swinging getting lower and lower untill it kills him.
Also for him to get out he has to solve a puzzle through voice activation.

Then when he thinks that he is safe I shoot him in the face.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

I'm a traditionalist, so I'd go with the good old strap-him-up-to-a-chair-and-use-a-laser tactic.

edit: except the laser would be uber fast. And starting at his head. And it would be a laser designed to take down WMD's.

This, except that the laser would come from a luxury jet which I am riding on with my villanous cohorts, and we hold an after party on immediately after he is dead.

 

[Aunel]

death by snoo snoo.

where was if from again I forgot?

 

[El Poncho]

I'd kill him quickly before he has a chance to escape like he always does.

death by snoo snoo.

where was if from again I forgot?

Futurama.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Two words, Vagina Dentata. The bond girl from hell!!!