No Mr Bond I expect you to die.

[Random Argument Man]

Saw meets Bond. I just wanted to see a movie where Bonds escapes from every Saw trap.

 

[Kollega]

Step 1: take a pool full of sharks with a frickin' lasers strapped to their heads.

Step 2: stick all the sharks up his arse.

Step 3: force him to play I Wanna Be The Guy on impossible with Doomsday Device rigged to activate if he fails. With 12 laser-headed sharks in his butthole. And a camera videotaping it,'cause that would be priceless.

 

[J474]

I would strap his wrists to two bars so he would start out with his hands by his sides, but the bars would slowly rotate about pivots placed at his shoulders until they were perpendicular to his spine at which point he would slowly become crucified.
Let's see him get out of that!!!

 

[Da pyro man 999]

I would make sure he has NOTHING OF USE on him and throw him in a volcano. Maybe tied to a rope by his feet

 

[JoshGod]

really i would just shoot him
as for crazy plan erm.... put a carnivourous earwig in his brain!!!

 

[Kiefer13]

I would take a high powered assault rifle, empty a full magazine into his face [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8gti69rvj2oq?from=Main.WhyDontYaJustShootHim], and then incinerate the corpse. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill] Really, while it may be more humourous to devise an incredibly intricate Rube Goldberg-esque device [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeButImpractical] to see to the demise of my nemesis, it's just impractical. Now, I like theatrics as much as any aspiring evil overlord, but style must never come at the expense of substance.

Besides, all the money that I saved by just shooting him would allow me more funds to direct towards better marksmanship training [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy] for my minions, or better armour so that they don't die if someone so much as looks at them funny.

[small]Or I could just sit him in front of a computer with the TV tropes main page open. By the time he tore himself away I'd have long since achieved my plans of World Domination.[/small]

 

[Kiutu]

I would create one of those little whatevers that do simple things via complicated ways such as dominos and such, but have it tied to a gun that shoots him (similar to the one from Family Guy...just not aimed at myself)

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd tie him to a chair with barb wire and then I'd put one of these [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btQXig0k7Xg] on him.

But I wouldn't give him the key.

[sub]And he wouldn't get out of it.[/sub]

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

A knife fight. With a gorilla.

 

[Cargando]

Easy. Chain him to the bottom of the Amazon river, cut his arm and wait for the pirahnas and various flesh eating fish to arrive. If he escapes, have armed guards at the bank and a sniper in one of the trees.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Make a game that my advisors are sure is impossible to win. If he wins, he goes free, if he loses, HE DIES! Bwhahahahah!!

Of course Bond will somehow win, and I will sick my henchmen on him (being a sore loser and a generally evil dude). He will whip out a mysterious gadget and escape with my girlfriend, leaving me and my massive (yet undiscovered) lair to explode!

Then I will reveal he is still in the game, and that the girl friend is actually a robot that proceeds to shoot him in the head. You don't fuck with the Xantos gambit!

 

[Trivun]

I'd shoot him in the forehead

Much better then the other villains methods

Agreed. Or I'd go the way of The Man With The Golden Gun, but before the time is actually up in the final pistol duel they have, if I was Scaramanga I'd cheat and just shoot him in the back of the head halfway through the '20 steps' or whatever.

Hey, I'm a villain. No-one said the villains have to have any honour, right?

 

[Kingsman]

I'd lie about him not appreciating life, then knock him out while wearing a pig mask and give him to Jigsaw.

I'm a big fan of crossovers.

 

[C117]

I'd just shoot him in the head as soon as possible. Get it all over with, you know.

You win again, Mr. Bond. NOT!

 

[The Hairminator]

I'd strap him to a table and ask him question about movies. If he can't answer I inject a small amount of a dangerous substance (he won't die until a critical amount is injected, also very painfull). I'd promise to release him if got them all right, but since I am an evil villain I would surely break it.

When he eventually gets them all right, breaks free despite my efforts, overthrows the guards and rescues the lady while pointing a gun at my face I will regret I just didn't kill him emediatley. But hey, I wouldn't be a classical super-villain if I did.

 

[Jedamethis]

First, I'd strip him of everything, being very careful about that, then I'd stare at him through the CCTV whilst he's in a locked room which I have the key to (Not a generic, easily distracted henchman)

I'd either watch him starve, or watch him commit suicide to get out of the boredom

 

[cleverlymadeup]

really depends on the Bond you are talking about, the movie one had really elaborate gadgets and such, the book one was just a bad ass

the villains in the movies would have elaborate plans to kill him, the ones in the books wouldn't

either way i'd just shoot him