Nobody sees the Monster you see
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I would sit at the window and constantly observe it, while having this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2zHiZvyw5M] play on repeat the whole time.
Eventually I would probably figure it was a demon or something, and approach it with the intention of striking a pact with it. I would bring it fresh meat in exchange for great power and immortality...
Eventually I would probably figure it was a demon or something, and approach it with the intention of striking a pact with it. I would bring it fresh meat in exchange for great power and immortality...
Ah, now this is quite simple.
If no-one notices the monster, then therefore it must not be attacking them, as people would notice the dissapeerences, and therefore the monster poses no threat; however, just in case, I would give the creature a reasonable berth.
If no-one notices the monster, then therefore it must not be attacking them, as people would notice the dissapeerences, and therefore the monster poses no threat; however, just in case, I would give the creature a reasonable berth.
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Just because a monster-girl has fangs and claws doesn't mean she'd eat me...
She just needs a man (with no commitment issues) who will love her for who she is, someone who will come home from a hard days work and tell her that she looks beautiful, and will lover her forever. Like me...
Whats With all these negative monster-girl stereotypes???Pm0n3y said:
Just because a monster-girl has fangs and claws doesn't mean she'd eat me...
She just needs a man (with no commitment issues) who will love her for who she is, someone who will come home from a hard days work and tell her that she looks beautiful, and will lover her forever. Like me...
The people who would bring friends along aren't being very considerate.
If they can't see it, how are they supposed to help if it is physical?
You could poke it with a stick, and it might go mad and murder your friend.
I imagine being torn limb from limb by something you can't see wouldn't be very nice.
If they can't see it, how are they supposed to help if it is physical?
You could poke it with a stick, and it might go mad and murder your friend.
I imagine being torn limb from limb by something you can't see wouldn't be very nice.
I would watch it for a day, just studying what it does, maybe even try to follow it, if it's possible.
And then I would either drink heavily and try to fight the thing, or keep my sanity and just gradually approach it and try not to get eaten or brutally killed...Or brutally eaten.
And then I would either drink heavily and try to fight the thing, or keep my sanity and just gradually approach it and try not to get eaten or brutally killed...Or brutally eaten.
I would go up to it and walk with it around the park asking questions like what it's like to have a third arm growing out of your stomach and if it helps at all with multitasking.
....or if it's not that into talking (starts attacking me) then just blow it's head off
....or if it's not that into talking (starts attacking me) then just blow it's head off
Whats With all these negative monster-girl stereotypes???Pm0n3y said:
Just because a monster-girl has fangs and claws doesn't mean she'd eat me...
She just needs a man (with no commitment issues) who will love her for who she is, someone who will come home from a hard days work and tell her that she looks beautiful, and will lover her forever. Like me.[/quote]
But what if she's ugly? like
i have nothing against monster-girls in general, it's just that the whole "monster" title would force me to approach with caution and hope nothing bad happens
no1 you forgetbecause of smoky bear, all bears are immune to fire! we need m4 carbines!ZonerZ said:Kill it!!! Kill it with FIIIIRE!!!!AC10 said:
by in all seriousness to reply to this,
i would first set up 3 cameras in three differrent spots all around the park on differrent sides of the creature,
then after that, if i see it in all sides, put a camera under where it stands and see if i see anything then, if theres nothing there that means that its some sort of crazy hologram type crap, if i see it with the fourth camera, then try to do what many people say to try, play catch with your friend on one side of the monster and you on the other, if the ball passes through, seek meds, if it hits, my friend will be severely confsed about why it hit nothing and then explain to him what this is all about,
then after that try to tail it to where it dissappears to. if it just dissappeared i would imagine some sort of teleportation or fast form of movement is involved,
then finnally set up my friend far away enough from the creature to where it doesnt see him and equip him with as high caliber of a weapon as possibble and try to communnicate with it, if its freindly, try to prove its existance to others ( press first!)
if not, kill it and see if its invisibleness is gone so others can see it, if its not seen, paint over the dead body to the best of my abilities so people can see it, then take it to the place where the news is printed and show them what it is (news first... so the military doesnt hide it away and do research on it like they did with aliens in roswell)
then after the news circulates take it too the military so they can do research on it and try to find out its ways of fast speed/teleporting and cloaking.
(oh and to those who dont know of roswell, its where aliens were taken and experimented on (also in secret) when they crash landed in new mexico) then profit!
that was a handfl to type, this topic peaked my interest!
But what if she's ugly? likePm0n3y said:
i have nothing against monster-girls in general, it's just that the whole "monster" title would force me to approach with caution and hope nothing bad happens
Might be NSFW
But I think of monster as:
Might be NSFWJark212 said:But what if she's ugly? likePm0n3y said:WHERE'S YOUR DEAR "COMMITMENT" NOW?!i have nothing against monster-girls in general, it's just that the whole "monster" title would force me to approach with caution and hope nothing bad happens
But I think of monster as:
Watch it for a day (does it simply vanish when it disappears? or does it walk away?), sketch it on a pad, try to take a picture or record a video, investigate the area it is in while it's gone, set up a microphone in the area to see if it makes any noise, see if a dog can track it's scent to find out where it goes, slop some paint around to see if it leaves footprints, and generally do whatever I can to monitor it. Then try and find out if anyone else can see it and pay attention to the news for any weird happenings. After a while, I'd try and make contact if it doesn't leave.