Nobody sees the Monster you see

[cocoadog]

well id shoot at with a chainsaw attached to a crossbow because I'm Hoss Delgado.

 

[geldonyetich]

You have noticed however, that it is gone from sight for about an hour everyday, during the hours of 3pm-8pm

Suddenly realize that five hours do not equal one hour, realize that the presence of monsters are not the only things adding up improperly in my head, and check my medication.

He explains later that it is "sometime between 3pm and 8pm, he leaves for one hour." There is a distinction. It's like, "I work for eight hours on Monday". Monday is a 24-hour timeframe, in which I work 8 hours.

Ah, but he didn't say "between," he said "during."

Have I gone crazy or does anyone else see this troll standing around in this thread?

I was rather surprised to see that it turned out to be a troll myself. I got five replies for just subtly hinting the grammar was off? I'm inclined to say that this is an environment crazy enough to troll itself over nothing.

Anywho, to re-word my original answer, lets just say I'd go with the "admit you're crazy" answer. Monsters which only you can see is pretty far out there in the infeasibility zone. I'm open-minded enough I might give the situation a cursory prod, just to test the level in which my mind really is running off the leash, but that's about it.

 

[Puzzles]

My friends are all monsters.

Am I the only one that can see?

Everyone keeps laughing, and I wonder if they are blind. I know some of the most manipulative people you will ever find. Maybe it's all in my mind. Rhymes aside, I know alot of people who are monsters, but no one else seems to notice the awful awful things they do.

Yet I kill one measly kid...

 

[SplattererRoss]

I wouldn't care. It isn't my problem if nobody will acknowledge it.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Some webcams around him, hidden obviously. Too lazy to watch myself, plus it's a great way to check if it's in my head or not.

 

[WolfThomas]

Call a close friend see if they see him, then depending on the result ask them to help you watch him (or at least support you while you watch him).

Then see a docotr...

 

[warlored]

thro my friend at it

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I would keep a weapon concealed just in case it's dangerous and approach the monster with a smile on my face and attempt peaceful interactions with it.

 

[j0z]

I would go to the escapist and post about a hypothetical situation just like it. And see what the other people would do.
Wait... could it be... does he really exist? GET OUT NOW! GET OUT BEFORE HE CONSUMES YOUR MIND! And now I must follow his instructions...

Spoiler: please...don't...look...ugh

Forgive me

Oh god! What is that?

I'd take a baseball bat down the park, whats suspicous about that?

Have you never heard of smile.jpg?
It is obvious that the creature in the park is a manifestation of smile.dog, ever beckoning to him to spread the word.

 

[Fniff]

Wait?! You saw him too?!? Please say you did! I'm scared and alone.....

Yes! *sobs violently* This thread was just a call to see if I was the only one seeing the monster! Hold me...

Don't worry....I'm here. We'll get through this, together.

You saw it!?! Oh crap! It may be a lovecraftian type monster designed to screw with our heads! GET THE PROPANE!

Yes. KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

(after killing creature with fire) Well,that was purifying.

 

[Fniff]

Wait?! You saw him too?!? Please say you did! I'm scared and alone.....

Yes! *sobs violently* This thread was just a call to see if I was the only one seeing the monster! Hold me...

Don't worry....I'm here. We'll get through this, together.

You saw it!?! Oh crap! It may be a lovecraftian type monster designed to screw with our heads! GET THE PROPANE!

Yes. KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

(after killing creature with fire) Well,that was purifying.

Yes, Yes it was. And we managed to keep civilan deaths to 10!

it was funny when it caught totally on fire and everyone saw it's shape and mass.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Bake a cake and throw it a party.

 

[MasterSqueak]

If there's something strange in your neighborhood.
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

So simple, yet effective...

 

[Segadroid]

I would watch him a day and follow him when he probably walks off to see where he's going. With some protection of a handgun, of course.

Then try to be friends God I'm weird.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I'd go exploring and wear a hidden camera on my person. IF I get out alive I'll be famous!

 

[Blackadder51]

If there's something strange in your neighborhood.
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

DAMMIT Ninja'd

Oh well....
........*mutters under his breath* "Dick"

On a more serious note though I shall take pictures of it and sell it to FOX therefore making millions