Noobs say the funniest things
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During the pre-match lobby of a COD4 game a squeaky voice squealed "Right non of you kill me, I'm the host and I'll stop the match if I die" needless to say he was killed. First. That was a very short match...
Either the person on Gears of war who asked:
Guy: Where are you from?
Me: The UK.
Guy: Cool, which part?
Me: England.
Guy: Is that in London?
Me: Yes, Yes it is in London...
Or any of the many people i have got to delete system 32 or press Alt+F4 over Browser games.
Guy: Where are you from?
Me: The UK.
Guy: Cool, which part?
Me: England.
Guy: Is that in London?
Me: Yes, Yes it is in London...
Or any of the many people i have got to delete system 32 or press Alt+F4 over Browser games.
Some time ago in C&C 3 kane's wrath online. We did a 2v2 and my m8 was an ass so after 3 minutes I was palying 2v1 but still winning and those 2 were pissed about it. But still I managed to get my redeemer to epic and stealth it and shit. But finnaly I started to loose, so I made another MCV stealthed it and sneaked it in one of my opponents base. After that I left my base with my redeemer and started to take them down. They destroied my base but I was still in play and finnaly won. They said I was cheating and reported me so my user got banned.
Telling people to delete system files is just being an asshole. Not everyone knows as much about computers as you.technoted said:
well are you really going to take advice from some one who just made you close down the program you were using, or at least just go straight into doing something without googling it? that and the big warning that comes up saying what will happen. none the less i find it highly ammusing.DuplicateValue said:
I was admin on a Counter Strike server for about a month and a noob told me he was going to tell an admin for me killing him threating to tell the admin for me hacking. After banning him for an hour he returned and he quickly apologized.
It's sad that you can't find better uses for your time thantechnoted said:
Never mind, it's not worth it.
Yes, these people should be punished for not realising that people like you exist. /sarcasm
i was playing a 4v4 match on SupCom:FA and the guy holding the only land crossing started whinging about lacking mass and energy. he had nearly 100 engineers building 30 engineering stations that were nowhere near anything. after trying to tell him to stop he said that it was helping and refused to acknowledge thay had a limited area of effect. he died quickly
There was a mage in WoW that insisted he needed a sword with agility on it. Baffling.
Probably the best was the crap that my boyfriend's roommate would come up with. He'd played WoW a few months, and me and the boyfriend had played it for like, 3-4 years before quitting. They included ideas such as INFINITE rest generation. Like, no cap, so people would make characters, then log them out in an inn for like 6 months then level up REALLY fast because they got like 30 levels of double experience.
He had a few more CRAZY ones, but I don't remember them.
(he also referred to his hard drive as his processor /facepalm)
Probably the best was the crap that my boyfriend's roommate would come up with. He'd played WoW a few months, and me and the boyfriend had played it for like, 3-4 years before quitting. They included ideas such as INFINITE rest generation. Like, no cap, so people would make characters, then log them out in an inn for like 6 months then level up REALLY fast because they got like 30 levels of double experience.
He had a few more CRAZY ones, but I don't remember them.
(he also referred to his hard drive as his processor /facepalm)
