I hated that.mcgroobber said:
I'd always say "There is in fact an R before Dom. Its not Silent." To which would garner the response "Fuck you, Grammar freak"
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I'd always say "There is in fact an R before Dom. Its not Silent." To which would garner the response "Fuck you, Grammar freak"
On Modern Warfare 2 (big surprise... the game is just full of arseholes.. at least in my country anyway) -.- Back when I was level 12, there was a level 70 guy who was prestige like ten times over apparently. His gamer handle was TH3_INCREDIBLE_HULK (could you get any lamer? :S) Anyway, he started mouthing off to me for no reason saying hey Daedalus, Hey Daedalus a 50 million times. I finally responded and he goes "you're a shitcunt". I responded with "that's your opinion. Anyway, long story short, he started saying I was a virgin, and a loser and all that pleasant neanderthal crap they usually spout at you.
Here he is calling me a loser, with no life and saying I'm going to die alone and unloved. He's level 70 with the name of a popular marvel/disney comics character, mouthing off at me about how I have no life? I spent the whole match laughing at him. He later on went to the other team and proceeded to "pwn me without me killing him". Well about 20 seconds before the match ended, I snuck up right behind him and knifed him in the head. My kills were pretty abysmal at the end of it, but it was just hilarious laughing at him and reminiscing about how I killed him, just to piss him off. He ragequitted and then I got kicked from the game while they tried migrating hosts (I always get kicked when it happens, always).
Here he is calling me a loser, with no life and saying I'm going to die alone and unloved. He's level 70 with the name of a popular marvel/disney comics character, mouthing off at me about how I have no life? I spent the whole match laughing at him. He later on went to the other team and proceeded to "pwn me without me killing him". Well about 20 seconds before the match ended, I snuck up right behind him and knifed him in the head. My kills were pretty abysmal at the end of it, but it was just hilarious laughing at him and reminiscing about how I killed him, just to piss him off. He ragequitted and then I got kicked from the game while they tried migrating hosts (I always get kicked when it happens, always).
yes I remember when I was a little noob and this happened to me.Irridium said:...Is your friend retarded?TheNamlessGuy said:
Its so much fun doing that. And before I get banned I just hand the armor to a friend.KaiRai said:3 words my good friends, 3 words.
FREE ARMOUR TRIMMING >
and wait for the masses of trades that come through.
I would get noobs to follow me into the Wilderness. I told them that there's "rare armor and weapons" out there. When we get deep enough, I murder them.
Good times, good times... makes me want to play runescape to do this...
Actually, I think I will do this, for old times sake. I haven't played the game in years, wonder whats differant.
luckily, I was only using steel equipment.
sometimes, I would go to the dragon part of the wilderness and pick up loot from dragons that other players have killed.
they didn't bother with me because I was worthless to them.
Well... it's actually hard to remember anything cause I tend to forget this sort of "n00b accidents" 15 minutes after they happen. But there is one that I remember EXTREMALLY well.
So. I was playing Down of War 2 (Warhammer 40k) online in a non ranked match. And than a guys comes in and says.
Nawb: DAMN! I'm so happy that blizzard released Starcraft 2 so soon!
Everyone: Wut? What do you mean?
N00b: Idiots! You are playing SC2 and you ask me how awesome is that?
Everyone:
? You mean THIS is SC2?
N00b: Yeah! My brother just gave it to me! Isn't that awesome!
Me: Dude... look at the top of the screen.
N00b:... oh.
When I played words "Warhammer 40k" were written on top of the lobby. I still don't know if the guy was serious or just joking. But this gets me cracking every time I remind it xD
So. I was playing Down of War 2 (Warhammer 40k) online in a non ranked match. And than a guys comes in and says.
Nawb: DAMN! I'm so happy that blizzard released Starcraft 2 so soon!
Everyone: Wut? What do you mean?
N00b: Idiots! You are playing SC2 and you ask me how awesome is that?
Everyone:
? You mean THIS is SC2?N00b: Yeah! My brother just gave it to me! Isn't that awesome!
Me: Dude... look at the top of the screen.
N00b:... oh.
When I played words "Warhammer 40k" were written on top of the lobby. I still don't know if the guy was serious or just joking. But this gets me cracking every time I remind it xD
I was playing Guild Wars and some guy was offering runs through an area (for those of you who don't know, in Guild Wars if you play together with other people, if someone in your team enters a city, everybody else does too. Some people offer runs to high-level areas this way, so people can buy the armor there.)
Thing is, it was a short route he was offering, with absolutely no enemies around. When I said this he called me a 'gay lez' for a few minutes before being reported by one of the other players.
Thing is, it was a short route he was offering, with absolutely no enemies around. When I said this he called me a 'gay lez' for a few minutes before being reported by one of the other players.
Really?DuplicateValue said:
I honestly though I was gonna get chewed out and regretted posting that afterwords.
I'm a perfectionist.
I want whatever I do to be perfect, its a major flaw of mine.
That's nothing, one of the reply's made out that having a separate account without proof is somehow funny!DuplicateValue said:
It just quits out of the game.Magnalian said:
It brings up the cheat menu where you can get unlimited ammo and all the guns.
Posts don't predict troll behavior very well. More so you look at the date the person joined as you can see from mine I have been a member for a long time, but i have very few posts. Only make comments when it seems relevant.DuplicateValue said:
Now if the person has only a few posts and has been a member for a week then i give the the troll until proven otherwise treatment.
Back to the thread though, I have noticed a increase in the number of brits bitching and cussing about noob behaviors (without cause mind you) recently on XBL, perhaps the a-hole behavior has finally jumped the pond.
We have all been newbs, but I don't think everyone have been a noob. There is a big difference between those two.Kevlar21 said:
The only moment I can remember good enough to type down was this one time, at TF2, where I got killed pretty early by some player. He had a mic, which I don't have... I believe I played as a Pyro, while he was a Soldier.
It went something like this:
Player: Haha! Killed you, you fucking noob!
*I ran around trying to do my best for a few minutes, then he killed me again*
Player: AGAIN! HAHA! Why don't you go flame up the ass of your gay boyfriend!
*At this point I was a bit annoyed, but I kept going. Then I came behind him, flamed his ass to death, then I taunted over his burning body*
Player: YOU FUCKING NOOB! FUCKING ASSHOLE SHITFACE FUCK etc.
That kept going for a while. After a minute of swearing he calmed down. Then I killed him again. I had to mute him at that point. Was fun. I kept killing him now and then, while he got the lucky shot at me. Eventually I ended up Dominating him. Several people asked him to shut up, so it seems he was swearing the rest of the game. T'was fun.
(I know this wasn't a case of "I know everything better than you even though I have played for only five minutes" noob, but he acted like a typical douchebag noob)