Noobs say the funniest things
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Because no one from any other country is that stupid right? [/sarcasm]comadorcrack said:
OT: I have an account on Bungie.net so, when I play Halo 3, I have the seventh column symbol next to my gamertag. A few different kids have thought that I worked for Bungie because of it. Good times.
That is absolutely hilarious.Davey Woo said:
Ooh I got another.
I was playing Quake Live and I was desperately in need of some health. I grabbed the mega health (+100 HP and overheal) but I didn't realize someone else was running for it. Said person was at full health even though I had about 4 HP. So he follows me into the enemy base, shooting me constantly, making as much noise as possible. We both die because all he had was the crap machine gun and we were surrounded.
I hate those people.
You've heard the expression "humans burn alike anywhere in the world?"Zepren said:
Oh wait, you probably haven't, I just made that up.
POINT BEING!
There's bound to be noobs everywhere, so don't ever assume safety. They might attack you whenever you expect it.
NOT A NOOB, BTW!KTHNX!
Funny you should mention Gen, he's my character of choice too. My favorite method of dealing with Ken users is waiting for them to inevitably whiff a fierce Shoryuken, then catch them with the Mantis Super into Crane Ultra combo as they land.lacktheknack said:
I love hearing noobs diss Gen. It makes destroying them much more satisfying.
Playing Team Fortress 2 online "I am the owner of this server if you kill me I will kick you"
He got banned immediately haha.
Playing Street Fighter 4 "How did you make your fireball red?", or "How do you make Cammy take off her clothes?" I heard these both online.
He got banned immediately haha.
Playing Street Fighter 4 "How did you make your fireball red?", or "How do you make Cammy take off her clothes?" I heard these both online.
well in general on cod4, n00bs would always pronounce martyrdom marty(as in the guys name)dome (as in the sports arena) martydome,
<image=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/826309~Chocolate-Chip-Cookie-on-White-Background-Posters.jpg>Davey Woo said:
EDIT: Sorry, image fail. It was a cookie.
Mine was on Modern warfare 2...
on MW2 we can see the UAV plane right?
someone said on voice chat, "hey can we kill the birds that are flying over head"...
another player said "what there are no birds"
he said "look up noob"
there was a 10 min argument about this until someone blew up another UAV
he then said so you can kill them... couldn't you of just said?
everyone just groaned and went after him (this was on free for all)
yep i loved that moment
on MW2 we can see the UAV plane right?
someone said on voice chat, "hey can we kill the birds that are flying over head"...
another player said "what there are no birds"
he said "look up noob"
there was a 10 min argument about this until someone blew up another UAV
he then said so you can kill them... couldn't you of just said?
everyone just groaned and went after him (this was on free for all)
yep i loved that moment
I was playing WoW and my priest alt and this guy kept following around asking me to be for me to join his guild even offering to make me the guild leader,I asked my cousion who was sitting next to invite me to his alt guild, Then put him on the ingnor list.
This is the best story I got because I end up being the noob most of the time, exept without the whole asshole part.
This is the best story I got because I end up being the noob most of the time, exept without the whole asshole part.
I was playing CODWaW zombies (only reason I play it now) on the origional 3 room map
I had to go sort of urgently, but not that bad
I mentioned leaving, and one of the other players (who sounded about 6) threatened to screw up my account because, as he announced numerous times, his dad worked for microsoft.
After losing several times because the kid took suckage to a whole new level, I mentioned leaving again...
kid "MY DAD WILL SER-"
I swear there was a triple ragequit at that very moment
I had to go sort of urgently, but not that bad
I mentioned leaving, and one of the other players (who sounded about 6) threatened to screw up my account because, as he announced numerous times, his dad worked for microsoft.
After losing several times because the kid took suckage to a whole new level, I mentioned leaving again...
kid "MY DAD WILL SER-"
I swear there was a triple ragequit at that very moment
Well I remember when I first started out seriously playing pc shooters online I was confused by so many things which now make perfect sense to me. Most of these questions I took to my friend who was able to answer alot of them. For instance, when I first started out I thought sprays in game were actually people modding the game to have pictures. Luckily my mate explained it to me. So that was a noob moment on my part.
Probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard a noob say is in a game of counter strike for a minute after this ten year old (You think American ten year olds are bad, try an Australian one) killed a defenceless guy with a sniper rifle he was literally saying things in the manner of "Lol yeah noob you got owned". Though I actually play alot of matches with people...under let's say 13 and normally they play like the rest of the players and only use their mics to point out objectives, plans etc.
And I guess I could go on forever with all the twenty something retards who do nothing but mic-spam and make racist or sexist comments. Normally I find mic-spam funny and if people are just joking arounding a game and occasionally cracking racist or sexist jokes that's normal. But you know how sometimes people play disturbing audio over their microphones like uh, the sound of a guy getting raped or staright after that playing a clip of a reliious mother swearing at her atheist son. And then these retards who just say things like "Get those fucking immigrants" or "N***er n***er n***er" for the entire match it stops being funny and starts getting wierd.
Probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard a noob say is in a game of counter strike for a minute after this ten year old (You think American ten year olds are bad, try an Australian one) killed a defenceless guy with a sniper rifle he was literally saying things in the manner of "Lol yeah noob you got owned". Though I actually play alot of matches with people...under let's say 13 and normally they play like the rest of the players and only use their mics to point out objectives, plans etc.
And I guess I could go on forever with all the twenty something retards who do nothing but mic-spam and make racist or sexist comments. Normally I find mic-spam funny and if people are just joking arounding a game and occasionally cracking racist or sexist jokes that's normal. But you know how sometimes people play disturbing audio over their microphones like uh, the sound of a guy getting raped or staright after that playing a clip of a reliious mother swearing at her atheist son. And then these retards who just say things like "Get those fucking immigrants" or "N***er n***er n***er" for the entire match it stops being funny and starts getting wierd.
Me and my clan in MW2 outfitted all riot shields for team death match.
Our whole team would create lines and just demolish the opposition every match, Everybody after each match would call us huge noobs and they can kick our asses. One particularly obnoxious kid started calling us derogatory words so we challenged his clan to a rematch. We won 7500-4500.
They left immediately.
Our whole team would create lines and just demolish the opposition every match, Everybody after each match would call us huge noobs and they can kick our asses. One particularly obnoxious kid started calling us derogatory words so we challenged his clan to a rematch. We won 7500-4500.
They left immediately.
...Is your friend retarded?TheNamlessGuy said:
Its so much fun doing that. And before I get banned I just hand the armor to a friend.KaiRai said:3 words my good friends, 3 words.
FREE ARMOUR TRIMMING >
and wait for the masses of trades that come through.
I would get noobs to follow me into the Wilderness. I told them that there's "rare armor and weapons" out there. When we get deep enough, I murder them.
Good times, good times... makes me want to play runescape to do this...
Actually, I think I will do this, for old times sake. I haven't played the game in years, wonder whats differant.