Noobs say the funniest things

[blankedboy]

I don't have the original convo, but something along these lines was on IRC:

: If you type in your password, it comes out as stars!
: ****** See!
: hunter2
: It looks the same to me...
: I know, it only appears as stars to other people.
: I see it as *******.
: I'm going to hunter2 your hunter2ing hunter2
: LOL I bet that looked weird
: Yeah, lol.
: I didn't know IRC did that!
: It's weird aye? All I see is *******, but to you it looks like hunter2.
: Wait, how do you know my password?
: Oh, I copy/pasted the second one there so it appears to you as hunter2 again.
: Oh, ok.

 

[DoubleH100]

wait a minute.. i am a noob, to the escapist anyway.

...EVERYBODY RUN!

 

[DoubleRainbow]

"Superman can fly?!"

God, sometimes I doubt my natural choice of friends

...Is your friend retarded?

3 words my good friends, 3 words.

FREE ARMOUR TRIMMING >
and wait for the masses of trades that come through.

Its so much fun doing that. And before I get banned I just hand the armor to a friend.

I would get noobs to follow me into the Wilderness. I told them that there's "rare armor and weapons" out there. When we get deep enough, I murder them.

Good times, good times... makes me want to play runescape to do this...

Actually, I think I will do this, for old times sake. I haven't played the game in years, wonder whats differant.

Sorry to tell you man, but i fired it up a couple days ago to see how it was and the wilds are gone. The graphics are better but they took out too many other things... and they still have the same old quests for free users. Lame.

 

[Irridium]

Sorry to tell you man, but i fired it up a couple days ago to see how it was and the wilds are gone. The graphics are better but they took out too many other things... and they still have the same old quests for free users. Lame.

Wait, what?!
The wilds are gone?!

but...
they...
I...

Why would they take out the Wilds?

 

[Avatar Roku]

well in general on cod4, n00bs would always pronounce martyrdom marty(as in the guys name)dome (as in the sports arena) martydome,

Yeah, that one annoys me too, especially since several of my friends (who are really only friends because I know them in real life) say it and won't stop even when I tell them how it's really pronounced.

 

[Zepren]

From a hillbilly, everyone knows Great Britain is part of England are you stoopid?

I'm suprised the hillbilly knew tht great britain existed

 

[cocoadog]

i think noob is a pretty noob thing to say

 

[TheColdHeart]

I had a noob hassling me on an MMO he was scamming with the usual
"I've been hacked and lost all my gear loan me some money please" crap no one ever falls for.

He followed me about for a while untill I went

"You know if you press Alt+F4 it brings up a hack menu for getting free items"
"Aww cool, thanks man!"
5 seconds later his avatar vanishes...problem solved

I get a private message about 5 minutes later
"I don't think it works, my game just closed and I tried twice?"

Sigh...

 

[Zepren]

i think noob is a pretty noob thing to say

You said it twice.......

 

[cocoadog]

i think noob is a pretty noob thing to say

You said it twice.......

either your a 13 year old who cant detect sarcasm, or you have mental health issues either way FAIL

 

[NotAPie]

My girlfriend (or just a friend now I guess) got an Xbox 360 (her brother pawned the one I got her, asshole.) for christmas, now usually I'm okay with people asking me where to go on left 4 dead...but come on, I was getting asked every god damn second!
So I let her try the Orange Box, I mean...she couldn't even find her way through the first part when the combine start coming up the stairs and stuff, I know we've all had trouble like that but shit man it took her 4 days to figure it out.
I'm just waiting for her to get a wireless adapter or something so we can play left 4 dead together.

 

[Zepren]

i think noob is a pretty noob thing to say

You said it twice.......

either your a 13 year old who cant detect sarcasm, or you have mental health issues either way FAIL

Or maybe you have no sense of humour? sorry but i had to make a thrid choice as your options were abit extreme. and "FAIL" at the end? just no.

 

[AngloDoom]

I don't have the original convo, but something along these lines was on IRC:

: If you type in your password, it comes out as stars!
: ****** See!
: hunter2
: It looks the same to me...
: I know, it only appears as stars to other people.
: I see it as *******.
: I'm going to hunter2 your hunter2ing hunter2
: LOL I bet that looked weird
: Yeah, lol.
: I didn't know IRC did that!
: It's weird aye? All I see is *******, but to you it looks like hunter2.
: Wait, how do you know my password?
: Oh, I copy/pasted the second one there so it appears to you as hunter2 again.
: Oh, ok.

Just plain fantastic!

I so want to do that...

 

[DuplicateValue]

how do you start a thread/forum? not a noob but a real ?

Yeah, I'm curious too.

In each forums section, there's a big red button saying "New Topic". Click it to make a new thread.

But first use the search bar or you'll hear about it later from a lot of people.

 

[Nechti_Visara]

As an irl example, in my Spanish class last year we all got distracted really easily. So suddenly this kid sitting behind me raises his hand and asks the teacher

"What's the difference between butter and margarine?"

I turned around and, with a completely straight face, said "Margarine is made of fail."

He must have stared at me for a good minute before asking, "What's fail?"

 

[Captain Awesome]

I don't have the original convo, but something along these lines was on IRC:

: If you type in your password, it comes out as stars!
: ****** See!
: hunter2
: It looks the same to me...
: I know, it only appears as stars to other people.
: I see it as *******.
: I'm going to hunter2 your hunter2ing hunter2
: LOL I bet that looked weird
: Yeah, lol.
: I didn't know IRC did that!
: It's weird aye? All I see is *******, but to you it looks like hunter2.
: Wait, how do you know my password?
: Oh, I copy/pasted the second one there so it appears to you as hunter2 again.
: Oh, ok.

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.

 

[open trap]

I had a noob hassling me on an MMO he was scamming with the usual
"I've been hacked and lost all my gear loan me some money please" crap no one ever falls for.

He followed me about for a while untill I went

"You know if you press Alt+F4 it brings up a hack menu for getting free items"
"Aww cool, thanks man!"
5 seconds later his avatar vanishes...problem solved

I get a private message about 5 minutes later
"I don't think it works, my game just closed and I tried twice?"

Sigh...

What does alt F4 even do because i have never pkayed that game much, i got bored and always stop.

 

[Uber Evil]

I had a noob hassling me on an MMO he was scamming with the usual
"I've been hacked and lost all my gear loan me some money please" crap no one ever falls for.

He followed me about for a while untill I went

"You know if you press Alt+F4 it brings up a hack menu for getting free items"
"Aww cool, thanks man!"
5 seconds later his avatar vanishes...problem solved

I get a private message about 5 minutes later
"I don't think it works, my game just closed and I tried twice?"

Sigh...

What does alt F4 even do because i have never pkayed that game much, i got bored and always stop.

Closes out of the game.