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SnipErlite

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Irridium said:
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Irridium said:
knux25 said:
Sorry to tell you man, but i fired it up a couple days ago to see how it was and the wilds are gone. The graphics are better but they took out too many other things... and they still have the same old quests for free users. Lame.
Wait, what?!
The wilds are gone?!

but...
they...
I...

Why would they take out the Wilds?
Because they're stupid - the Wilderness used to be such fun.....
Man... lame.
Many-a-noob I led out there ad destroyed...

I remember one time, me and a group of friends set up an ambush, I'd lead a party of noobs in, and BAM, desruction. We were even able kill some high levels...

*sigh* but I guess thats all in the past now...


*cries*
I think they replaced it with certain fighting areas and whole servers where open combat is allowed (like the wilderness)

But I can't imagine it would be as good =(
 

Jonny49

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Nechti_Visara said:
As an irl example, in my Spanish class last year we all got distracted really easily. So suddenly this kid sitting behind me raises his hand and asks the teacher

"What's the difference between butter and margarine?"

I turned around and, with a completely straight face, said "Margarine is made of fail."

He must have stared at me for a good minute before asking, "What's fail?"
Kudos to you sir, that made me lol.
 
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SnipErlite said:
I think they replaced it with certain fighting areas and whole servers where open combat is allowed (like the wilderness)

But I can't imagine it would be as good =(
It just isn't the same...

Hell, its the only reason I played the game.
 

SnipErlite

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Irridium said:
SnipErlite said:
I think they replaced it with certain fighting areas and whole servers where open combat is allowed (like the wilderness)

But I can't imagine it would be as good =(
It just isn't the same...

Hell, its the only reason I played the game.
And now I just lost The Game - damn.
 

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going to have to with a time when i was playing TF2. we were on one of the orange maps and neither side was getting anywhere (of course not it's an orange map), then this kid gets on and starts talking about how he knows how to win the game. he goes on for about 10 minutes and sounds like a tool, so i typed him "so-and-so how old are you?" no response. another guy on my team gets on his mike and asks him. he was 5, he couldn't read, TF2 is rated M, something's wrong. needless to say he died often
 

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It was WoW. Patch 3.2 had just arrived, and so did the Argent Coliseum. I found this pugged group for Trial of the Champion and there was a warrior there. Someone noticed he was doing like 500 dps. I saw that he had a shield (crappy one at that) and said, so? he's tank. What was strange that had mostly dps gear on, and only a few pieces with shield block.

After a few minutes of grilling he said he was a shield dps warrior. He said that the spec had just come out recently and his friends told him he needed to try. Needless to say it was pretty damn funny that most of his damage came from shield bash and he truly believed he was supposed to be doing this.
 

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Well this one time, some guy made a stupid thread about things noobs say on The Escapist, not even realizing how much of an annoying elitist it made him sound.

Poor guy......wonder whatever happened to him...
That is the first and only thing that crossed my mind.
 

VicunaBlue

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I got asked to make a portal to dalaran when I was lvl 36... on a druid... in bear form.
 

Spiner909

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On RuneScape, I made a guy drop trade between his accounts. When he logged out, I stole over 30m in loot. I told him the game must have eaten his items.
 

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starfox444 said:
cocoadog said:
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cocoadog said:
i think noob is a pretty noob thing to say
You said it twice.......
either your a 13 year old who cant detect sarcasm, or you have mental health issues either way FAIL
Sarcasm only works on the internet given tags or hyperbole. Your post contained neither.
TEH MOAR U KNOW
or you can use common sense...
 

The Warden

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Macgyvercas said:
Zepren said:
This being the escapist, I can safely say there's no noobs here to flame this so here it goes.
What is the funniest thing you've ever had a noob say to you on any game?

One of mine was back when I played Runescape years ago, a noob came up to me say "WHAT DO I RUN FROM?!?!?!?!". I was like "wtf?". It turned out he thought the game was called "Run Escape!" lol ah good times, so whats yours?
Wow. That's just...Wow. Considering the proper title is RuneScape, that's sad
To be fair, the guy COULD be dyslexic.
Here's mine:
Left 4 Dead, No Mercy. I'm pretty sure we were in the hospital, and the Witch music was playing, so I was walking, trying not to accidentally run into the Witch, then the following happens:
Noob:Hey, hurry up ya idiot!
Me: Um...No?
Noob: Fine, just walk along and get raped by the horde, I'm leaving! Damn Noob...
He takes off running, and shortly after I hear him yelp, his illumination jumps back, and I hear a shotgun blast.
I enjoyed watching the Witch tear out his guts.
 

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I hate the terminology. Stop saying the word, gamers new and old need to ban together to enact change in the industry, not l33t speak to each other and use derisive terms. I bet Austrailia would be having a far easier time if we were fighting injustice in the industry rather than fighting amongst ourselves who is the best.
 

x0ny

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A few years ago, my manager bought a ps3 for her husband but didn't buy him any games =P

edit: word order error