North Korea threatens the US with a Nuclear War.

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lukenhiumur

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Honestly, if the rest of the world didn't think that N. Korea was falling apart from the inside, the US army would be more than powerful enough to take out N. Korea's technologically weak army.
 

Nannernade

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What else is new? Haven't they threatened us before like a couple years ago and every time we look at them?
 

Kortney

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Annoying...

North Korea are like that stupid little dickhead at school who tries to be tough and wants people to be scared of him, but no one really is.

Why don't they just shut the fuck up? No one cares about them for a reason. A part of me wants something to kick off so other nations can come in and wipe the floor with them, at least then maybe there might be a change there.
 

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somelameshite said:
If it escalates to a nuclear war, America will be in a bit of a pickle as they cant nuke North Korea, but North Korea has no problems in nuking America.
........The Us has nukes aimed at ever country on earth. Even if it is 100% they will kill us first...they will be destroyed also
 

shadow741

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Just realized that North Korea is actually the biggest troll ever. They said they would do other stuff like this but haven't. Ignore them.
 

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ImpostorZim said:
NickCaligo42 said:
somelameshite said:
If it escalates to a nuclear war, America will be in a bit of a pickle as they cant nuke North Korea, but North Korea has no problems in nuking America.
Except the delivery system...

That's the thing, it's not like you can just have a nuke and throw it at someone anymore. You need a delivery system, a cruise missile or something. Then you need it to be accurate. Then you need it to not malfunction. And those are the hurdles that almost every country who claims to have nuclear weapons can't seem to get over. It's kind of a joke, actually. ICBMs went obsolete years ago, and now the only way to reasonably nuke someone is to use a cruise missile that travels really close to the ground, with a tracking system way too sophisticated or expensive for most countries to be able to produce it.
To pull something like that off, you'd need some kind of weapon that could launch nukes and remain completely undetected... I'm thinking METAL GEEEARRR!!
Metal Gear's more what you'd call a launch platform than a delivery system. It definitely makes it easier to hit, say, Chicago if you've got a mobile platform that can stand in Indiana and launch a huge nuclear slug or a missile with a railgun, but... come on, just try and sneak one of those things on a plane. Undetected my ass. We can spot regular ol' tanks from space, what chance does Metal Gear Rex honestly have?

I'm talking mainly about the guts of the missile itself; maneuvering thrusters and navigation software and whatnot. Sophisticated equipment that seems insignificant compared with the power and magnificence associated with uranium... but actually costs millions, possibly billions more than a Metal Gear OR a warhead would in itself, particularly to work at the level somebody would need it to in order to hit any major target within a major country.
 

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nofear220 said:
somelameshite said:
If it escalates to a nuclear war, America will be in a bit of a pickle as they cant nuke North Korea, but North Korea has no problems in nuking America.
Um, what makes you say this? The US has more than enough nukes to wipe North Korea off the fucking globe and what is there to stop them if the North declares war?
How about the presence of allies close to North Korea? The resulting fallout of the nuclear warheads may very well spread to South Korea, Japan, maybe China. Its probably the reason why America didn't nuke North Korea yet.
 
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Essentially this...

Mantonio said:
Subzerowings said:
The discussion here is: "Who do you side with and what should happen?

Normally, I'd side with the US, but I've lost a heck of a lot of trust in them since the child porn scandal in the Pentagon.
North Korea might always be seen as either "the enemy" or "the insane ones", but how do you know for sure?
It's like saying that all Americans are fat and stupid.
This is a stupid opinion founded on ignorance, if you don't mind me saying. Nobody in their right mind would side with North Korea, as it is a truly insane Orwellian State. The people are brainwashed, starving, and the government is doo-lally.

A good documentary about this can be found at http://www.vbs.tv/newsroom/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-14.

Another, more humourous example is http://www.cracked.com/article_17165_6-reasons-north-korea-funniest-evil-dictatorship-ever.html

And for the record, their Nuclear Weapons are absolutely laughable. The most they could do is hit the very closest tip of Alaska, killing one Polar Bear in the process.
...and this.

Guest_Star said:
Wont happen.
China will be laying down the law pretty hard if NK tries to be serious with nukes and shit.
Even a conventional attack against SK (or Japan for that matter) will end up with a new (and more puppetlike) govt in Pyongyang.
China aint got time for war in their own back garden, they are far to busy being a nascent economic superpower. Anything that threatens that will be crushed ruthlessly.
One should also point out that the NK economy is on the brink of collapse for years now and tensions within the country seemed to rise with the failed currency revaluation last year. So, instead of a war a revolution (or a change of government in general) is far more likely. The aggressive stance of the NK government and their saber-rattling with nuclear warfare might be just a method to divert attention of NKs Population from internal problems...

For more Information: http://www.economist.com/node/16214349?story_id=16214349
 

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China would be quite glad to see the back of North Korea, as they're one of the final bastion of Soviet-style communism in Asia. (They might actually be the last in the world, though I can't admit to knowing much about the political workings of all the Nation on earth, so I won't make that claim...)
 

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Whats that? North korea making demands and threats like they do every other week? How shocking. One day they'll think they can actually do something and try something and then they'll be destroyed and that will be that.
 

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Dajosch said:
One should also point out that the NK economy is on the brink of collapse for years now and tensions within the country seemed to rise with the failed currency revaluation last year. So, instead of a war a revolution (or a change of government in general) is far more likely. The aggressive stance of the NK government and their saber-rattling with nuclear warfare might be just a method to divert attention of NKs Population from internal problems...
Yeah, just like the US.
North Korea is trolling. That's pretty much it. Of course, Americans just had to get involved, waving military-peen.
Maybe Koreans will calm down once they get StarCraft2. If you don't have a bombshelter, you'd better pray they like it. Or not too much.
*Nuclear Lunch Detected*
Fuuuu....
 
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Christopher Dudgeon said:
Kim jong Il Is possibly the only leader who is crazy enough to actually push the damned button
Yes, but unfortunately for him(and fortunately for us), his "missile delivery system", and I use that term very loosely, is probably just 200 North Koreans picking up the missile and tossing it in the air. At most, it would probably land in his front yard.

angry_flashlight said:
Remember people, despite being a "God-Emperor" Kim Jong Il is this:


Not this:

If he was ^this I would be very, very scared, but he's not.

He's just a petulant dictator yelling "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" over and over again at the other nations of the world, hoping they'll toss him some scraps of food that he can misuse.
Actually Kim Jong-il is not the God Emperor of North Korea. His father is, and his father is dead. Yea, apparently in their constitution there is a line that says, "Under the leadership of the Workers' Party of Korea, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and the Korean people will hold the great leader Comrade Kim Il-sung in high esteem as the eternal President of the Republic."

Yea, I know it's scary. So, apparently Kim Jong-il is the de facto, or acting, leader of the country, but his father is the official leader, despite being dead for the past 16 years.
 

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Lonan said:
North Korea threatens U.S. with a good mooning. North Korea threatens to unlock a rift in the fabric of the space-time continuum releasing the Dalek race upon every nation of the world unless the U.S. stops giving food to it's people, who are still starving.

Kim Jong Ill is said to be in talks with Emperor Palpatine. While the Emperor was unavailable for comment, his closest aid believes a fruitful working relationship is possible between the two parties: "My Master finds this Kim Jong Ill to be most agreeable." said the Sith Lord who goes by the name "Darth Vader".

The ageing North Korean leader also appears to be in dealing with a mysterious race from beyond the galaxy's edge only known as the "Reapers." Concerns were raised when it was suggested that this race may have wiped out an ancient space faring race called the "Protheans," who's empire is believed to have once stretched across the entire galaxy.

Experts are taking all of these threats equally seriously.
I wonder what will happen when his 'Yes-Men' finally own up to the fact that all of his allies are fictional villains.

Maybe he'll have another stroke.
 

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imnotparanoid said:
new idea!
parachute chuck norris into N.Korea, should wrap this shit up in about,10, better make it 11 second's
dont be silly, he doesnt need a parachute
 

lacktheknack

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What do I have to say about this? I say:

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Not much else I say will be coherent.
 

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Champion360 said:
Wadders said:
Radeonx said:
Wadders said:
Radeonx said:
You do realize that America was in the Korean war that was like 20 years ago, right? And they actually had a reason to be there. It's basically fighting old battles, which is stupid, but I can see why we'd want to fight them.
Erm the Korean war took place in the early '50s, so more like 60 years ago...
That doesn't really change much, considering it was still part of the Cold War.
But thanks for the correction.
Yeah, true that.

And the Korean War is still actually going on. It hasnt ended, theres just a ceasfire so I guess you could say you were right after all in a way :p
If you look at the original post it says 60 years ago.
No.

He's since edited it. If you look at this quote tower you can see he originally said 20 years ago, and several posts later thanked me for my correction.

If you're that bothered about it, ask Radeonx himself.