Not Wanting a Girlfriend is a "Serious Illness"

[Shock and Awe]

From what I keep hearing of Japan it seems they have some serious cultural issues going on, maybe thats what you get when an ancient civilization barely gets anything from the rest of the world, and then gets blasted full force for fifty years, or maybe thats just silly supposition. *shrugs*.

On a side not, it seems to me that the guys the US military has over there probably don't have many problems finding dates besides the language barrier.

 

[Waaghpowa]

You think you got it bad? Japans women are like that till the day they die. They can only date the hot looking guy, as if the guy looks in the least bit unattractive, its a huge social taboo there.

Sometimes woman never "grow up" as well and constantly make poor choices in a man. If it's a big social taboo thing in Japan, it makes it even sillier to suggest that it's the cause of video games and anime for this. Of course they're not going to blame their culture, no no no...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackjack

And hookers.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

Spoiler: Ahh Japan.

Eh, the solution is easy. Japan too few people, China too many. Import Chinese.

Can't wait till we get fuckable robots.

[http://player.vimeo.com/video/12915013]
Click me!​

 

[Fappy]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackkack

And hookers.

Write about it so I can live vicariously through your sinful shenanigans

 

[Daystar Clarion]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackkack

And hookers.

Write about it so I can live vicariously through your sinful shenanigans

I'll be sure to emphasise the part where my significant other breaks both my legs and makes me play Superman 64.

[sub]The horror...[/sub]

 

[Fappy]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackkack

And hookers.

Write about it so I can live vicariously through your sinful shenanigans

I'll be sure to emphasise the part where my significant other breaks both my legs and makes me play Superman 64.

[sub]The horror...[/sub]

I have a copy you can borrow!

 

[LadyDeadly]

Its my choice if i want a girlfriend or not. That and im intimidated by all the pretty japanese girls. They're like dolls. Pretty pretty dolls.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackkack

And hookers.

Write about it so I can live vicariously through your sinful shenanigans

I'll be sure to emphasise the part where my significant other breaks both my legs and makes me play Superman 64.

[sub]The horror...[/sub]

I have a copy you can borrow!

It's been done?

Well shit.

Fuck it, I'll write my own book.

With Blackjack

And hookers

[sub]Why do I never get tired of this joke?[/sub]

 

[chinlamp]

Well, if what I've read about Japanese society is to be believed (let's just go with it as true, even if it's not, for arguments sake), then Japanese women only date good looking guys with high paying jobs. Or medium looking guys with high paying jobs. And they take as much money as they can from their husbands, leaving them with something like $10 a day for lunch and keeping the rest for themselves.

If that was what I was looking at, I wouldn't want to date the women around me and would probably go for that innocent anime girl too.

Also, I've heard that Japanese women are looking for manlier men these days (as opposed to the rest of the world), but Japanese men are getting more effeminate (is that how you spell it?). Don't know if that's true, but again, it would explain a lot of the lack of interest in relationships and sex ON BOTH SIDES. Something that this 'professional' is not doing.

 

[RaikuFA]

You think you got it bad? Japans women are like that till the day they die. They can only date the hot looking guy, as if the guy looks in the least bit unattractive, its a huge social taboo there.

Sometimes woman never "grow up" as well and constantly make poor choices in a man. If it's a big social taboo thing in Japan, it makes it even sillier to suggest that it's the cause of video games and anime for this. Of course they're not going to blame their culture, no no no...

Too much pride I reckon. Its a sad fate though, espesially when its whats considered the "more important sex" is dictating whether a whole country lives or dies cause too many of them still have their mindset in high school.

 

[Woodsey]

I can already see this slipping into a classic Escapist Relationship Thread.

Anyway, does this guy also happen to work for the censorship board that claimed sexually aggressive women turn young boys gay?

 

[RaikuFA]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackkack

And hookers.

Write about it so I can live vicariously through your sinful shenanigans

I'll be sure to emphasise the part where my significant other breaks both my legs and makes me play Superman 64.

[sub]The horror...[/sub]

I have a copy you can borrow!

It's been done?

Well shit.

Fuck it, I'll write my own book.

With Blackjack

And hookers

[sub]Why do I never get tired of this joke?[/sub]

I love that joke too. Use it whenever I can, like when I didn't get into the Starhawk beta yet all my friends did.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackkack

And hookers.

Write about it so I can live vicariously through your sinful shenanigans

I'll be sure to emphasise the part where my significant other breaks both my legs and makes me play Superman 64.

[sub]The horror...[/sub]

I have a copy you can borrow!

It's been done?

Well shit.

Fuck it, I'll write my own book.

With Blackjack

And hookers

[sub]Why do I never get tired of this joke?[/sub]

I love that joke too. Use it whenever I can, like when I didn't get into the Starhawk beta yet all my friends did.

Screw those guys.

We'll make our own Starhawk beta.

With Blackja-okay I'll stop now.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Maybe it's not the men, maybe it's the women. Maybe women don't like being objectified in every form of media Japan has. I'm just saying that it can't be easy having a relationship with a boy who owns a stack of porn full of rape, incest, bestiality and worse.

I mean, over here a girlfriend gets understandably annoyed if she finds a nudie mag in her boyfriend's bedroom. Imagine the levels of awkward a girl must go through when she learns a guy she's dating goes home and has sex with a Sailor Moon pillow?

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Well gentlemen, I don't know about you but I volunteer to go to Japan and make sweet sweet love to all the lonely japanese women to raise the population of Japan

 

[RaikuFA]

So what this piece is saying is... every single man should book a flight to Japan to bag some fine young thing (considering none of the apparently have boy friends).

That's what I'm getting from this.

I'll get us some plane tickets, you bring the beer.


[sub][sub]Not really, I'm engaged, but I likes to make the funnies[/sub][/sub]

That last bit reminded me of this for some reason:


Also, I have a woman as well... >.>

We can still enjoy the beer though, right?

I also... don't drink.

I AM SORRY I AM SO LAME D:

Well fuck this plan then.

I'll plan my own trip to Japan.

With Blackkack

And hookers.

Write about it so I can live vicariously through your sinful shenanigans

I'll be sure to emphasise the part where my significant other breaks both my legs and makes me play Superman 64.

[sub]The horror...[/sub]

I have a copy you can borrow!

It's been done?

Well shit.

Fuck it, I'll write my own book.

With Blackjack

And hookers

[sub]Why do I never get tired of this joke?[/sub]

I love that joke too. Use it whenever I can, like when I didn't get into the Starhawk beta yet all my friends did.

Screw those guys.

We'll make our own Starhawk beta.

With Blackja-okay I'll stop now.

In fact, forget the starhawk beta. Gotta love Futurama.

 

[oneeyemug]

Does this mean Japan hates homosexuals as well?