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Nocta-Aeterna

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I suddenly remember something. It's not really about size, but more about scale.

In the videogame of lotr: the two towers, there was some kind of unlockable feature/cheat that reduced the enemies' size, but leaving their weapons unaffected. Now imagine the Hornburg being stormed by dozens of 30cm high Uruk-Hai waving their 1m long swords around...
 

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Anachronism said:
zen5887 said:
Both Cloud and sephiroth's sword from FF VII

Woah...
This.

How the hell does he carry that thing? It's bigger than he is and must weigh upwards of 200 pounds! The fact that he's even able to lift it up is impressive enough, but he's able to use it as if he were using a shortsword! This should not be physically possible!
Actually a guy made a life size real version of the buster sword and he was able to lift it and swing it around abit, however like you said its no shortsword so he couldnt swing it very fast or for very long till he was exhuasted.
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Firstly I'll just generalise my answer and say go look at a JRPG.
Alright, I found one from World of Warcraft.
Just look at those shoulders!

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You know what? I feel neglected and unwanted here. I never received an official welcome and i've seen you give out two today. And seriously? I've been wondering about that body... no one ever told me to ignore it...
 

grimsprice

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Sonicron said:
Nazulu said:
Sonicron said:
gentleben said:
I know the OP said no WMDs, but this must at least rate a mention...

-snip-
Win. Pure win. I think I'll watch that movie right now.
What movie is that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Strangelove

Everybody should see this movie at least once in their life.
!!!!!!!MINE FUHRER!!!!!! I CAN WALK!!!!!!!
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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grimsprice said:
You know what? I feel neglected and unwanted here. I never received an official welcome and i've seen you give out two today. And seriously? I've been wondering about that body... no one ever told me to ignore it...
I didn't get one either, y'know.
 

grimsprice

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
grimsprice said:
You know what? I feel neglected and unwanted here. I never received an official welcome and i've seen you give out two today. And seriously? I've been wondering about that body... no one ever told me to ignore it...
I didn't get one either, y'know.

Does it still hurt? Do you cry about it at night? Its ok... you can open up to us... we will only laugh at you a little bit...
 

Julianking93

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Look at Pyramid Head. He has a gigantic sword and rapes people.

He's overcompensating for something without a doubt
 

Firia

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Julianking93 said:
Look at Pyramid Head. He has a gigantic sword and rapes people.

He's overcompensating for something without a doubt
We've already established that Pyramid Head under-compensates. ;)
 

Julianking93

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Firia said:
Julianking93 said:
Look at Pyramid Head. He has a gigantic sword and rapes people.

He's overcompensating for something without a doubt
We've already established that Pyramid Head under-compensates. ;)
Must have skimmed past that one :)
 

FinalHeart95

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Anachronism said:
zen5887 said:
Both Cloud and sephiroth's sword from FF VII

Woah...
This.

How the hell does he carry that thing? It's bigger than he is and must weigh upwards of 200 pounds! The fact that he's even able to lift it up is impressive enough, but he's able to use it as if he were using a shortsword! This should not be physically possible!
Now's the part where, if I was a FFVII fanboy, I would point out that Cloud was infused with Mako, which gives him superhuman abilities. If I was a FFVII fanboy I would say that, but I'm not so... I won't.

Anyway, in all seriousness, it has to be Cloud. Especially since he twirls that thing around in the air every time he wins a battle. I'm still waiting for him to break a wrist from that.
 

Hikikomori Ookami

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Erana said:
And the thing is, despite this being a Japanese game, his head is to scale. Yeah, that's some stupidly big armor.
That looks like Legend of Dragoon but I don't recognize the armor...
 

Sightless Wisdom

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Erm JRPG or anime/manga weapons. That is all.(translation: I'm too lazy to find some good examples but there are hundreds so find em yerself >= |
 

greasedweasel

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Pretty much any of the beam katanas in No More Heroes. And the bike, come to think of it. But then that's intentional.
 

Dr Ampersand

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Erana said:
And the thing is, despite this being a Japanese game, his head is to scale. Yeah, that's some stupidly big armor.
I wonder if you tip him over whether he'll be able to get back up again or not?

Sonicron said:
Le snip snip snip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PubuUrl3u78
Off topic, but you could easily dub that scene with TF2 quotes.

Anyway I choose the spy when disguised as a Heavy. A minigun would be far to heavy for a puny Spy to carry!
Damn thing belongs on a helicopter [http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/062/f/3/TF2_Heavy_Wallpaper_by_conju.jpg]
 

khaimera

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maddawg IAJI said:

Draw ************!
I like the hairstyle. It matches the lameness of his pistol.
 

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AboveUp said:
Nocta-Aeterna said:
Giga Drill Breaker, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
side note: those mecha are at LEAST 20 meter's tall, except Chouginga Gurren Lagann, which is rougly the size of the moon. Yes, the MOON. [/spoiler]
Wasn't the final form of that thing throwing galaxies around as frisbees?
Yeah. It's about 10 million light years tall.
 

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titanium turtle said:
AlexTheBucket2112 said:
don't forget Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

how can.... you use that- it is frigging ridiculous
I...I don't really know, untill we can find out, let's just say he's channeling chuck norris or something.

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