Objection!!!!!

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Would be AWESOME!

Brownies are good

 

[The_Chief]

Objection!
latin people are good
[sup]those are the kind of brownies you were talking about, right?[/sup]

TACOS!!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
PASTA!
[sub]Well no, but that is true...[/sub]

Portal has some genius one liners

 

[The_Chief]

OBjection!
portal also has some genius 2 liners
[sup]i know right? im one of them[/sup]

SURE AS PIE!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Sure as the sun will explode in several million/billion years.

I missed too much while I was sleeping.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Not as much as when you die.


I am really enjoying the coffee drink I just bought.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You enjoyed it. You drink fast.

Chef's dog avatar is awesome.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Nuke the Whales is better!

There's no place like home.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Penthouse suites are pretty nice.

Orange cream soda is amazing.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Everyone knows sarsparilla kicks Orange cream out of the water.

I don't wanna grow up. I'm a toys 'r us kid.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You can say that all you like, the police still wanna talk to you.

Nothing is more fun than beating people with their own limbs.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! That's just the icing on the cake that is ripping the limbs off in the first place.

I'm a Pisces.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're a person. Sheesh. Getcher classifications straight.

Metal Gear Solid isn't god's gift to the world.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Actually, if I object the gods will hunt me down, so I'll give you that, ya wee git.


Now I'm bitter.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're sour. Bitter is no fun. But being sour lets you vent on the world so much better.

Kratos is cool, but not too cool.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! He is Awesome, just not too Awesome.


I'm sick of hearing about religion.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're sick of people trying to convert you. You can stand to hear about it a little more.

Politics are just an exercise in irritation.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Politics are an exercise in, "ok, grab your ankles and take a deep breath."

I'm going to send my bible-thumping kitchen clerk through the dishwasher if he says I'm going to hell because I have tattoos one more time.
[sup]Little sour right now, bear with me[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're putting him in the oven.

Fresh breath is good.
[sup]Oh lord. Sorry about that, man. Really? Really. He's giving you crap about tattoos? Is this guy a baptist?[/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Bad breath can be a good deterrent.

I like cold water to drink.
[sup]Born again Catholic. And yeah, apparently my ink means that I don't appreciate what "God" gave me, so I've defiled my temple and he will take retribution at my judgement. I'm gonna fillet hium into steak pretty soon.[/sup]