Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Brilliant for the people behind it, maybe. A bane to some others.

Batteries are fun to play with.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not when you spill acid on yourself, i know from experience...

Acid burns...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It dissolves.

L4D is too much damn fun.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It is only fun if you are playing with friends!

I'm tired

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I think you're just weary.

Watching a thread die is never fun.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
This thread isn't dying is it!?

I hope this thread doesn't die

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It isn't. I was talking about some new ones.

We shall keep this alive until the mods kill it.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! We will fight to the death to keep it open. Or, y'know, plead politely. Whichever.


I have no desire to do anything today.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're here, aren't you?

I shall post the most epic thing you have ever read on a forum for 8K.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! But then there would be no wonder about what the most epic thing ever would be.


I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're not short.

I'm about halfway through the great kill.
[sup]You're in it, Chef![/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! By now you should be quite close to finishing.

I'm so hungry I could eat a nuked whale.
[sup]YAY!!![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You could eat two.

I have to be off now.
[sup]let me know if you wanna see the opening bit! I'm using lotsa spoilers in the post.[/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! I'm leaving first!

I'm gonna go take a nap.
[sup]Hell yea I wanna see it![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're gonna read.

I sent something that foreshadows horrible occurances.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It foreshadows horrible occurrences. Spelling, kind sir, spelling.
[sup]Epic 8K post, amigo. Well done!![/sup]

I died.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You were killed and eaten.
[sup]Why, thank you very much! Took damned near forever to write. You have a favorite?[/sup]

Munching on people is fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Rending the flesh and roasting the bones is better!! And brings out the subtlety of the flavors more.


Someone just gave me a really nice compliment, and now I smile.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You beam.

Adjectives are fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Nonthing beats a noun.

Constipation sucks.
[sup]My prep cook is bitching not being able to poo. It's kinda funny.[/sup]