Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I think it probably bloats.

Chef is about 5x cooler in my book now.
[sup]hah! I wonder what would happen if he got punched in the gut...[/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! I'm not actually cool at all, I've just got some cool stories.[sup]Give it up for self-deprecation![/sup]


I can't wait to go home and get out of my chef's whites.
[sup]Don't give me any ideas, man![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love cooking. You can wait.
[sup]Wooho! The 6'10" thing was what impressed me the most, honestly. And again: that one guy was still giving you shit?![/sup]

I have to go to a meeting soon.
[sup]ideaIdeaIdeaIdea...hehehe[/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You GET to go to a meeting soon. Meetings are fun! /sarcasm.
[sup]Yup. The man has no sense of self-preservation.[/sup]


I have an Idea!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You have a mind-gasm!

Bioshock is fucking awesome!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
What?

Youtube is only good for amv's!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Um...it's good for some other stuff too...like righteous outrage.

Papercuts don't hurt that much.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!!
they hurt a lot in the right place and with the right amount of force.

Someday i'll make real bullets capable for use in nerf guns

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'll beat you to it!

Powerwashing is no fun.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I havn't done it, but it says power, it can't be that bad!

Ozzy made some great music

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He made lots of great music.

Epic is the best compliment you can get.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
What about, super epic awesome pwnage!?

WoW is stupid

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's addictively stupid.

Having more processors is good.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It is awesome

Building computers is fun!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Not if you don't know what the hell you're doing.

I'm drinking a Diet Pepsi

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a Diet Dr. Pepper.

Chef has a fun job.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not if you can't cook

Being jobless is fun!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if your parents bug you all the time.

ESPN is not that good.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's terrible!

Using dead squirrels as hand puppets are a good way to creep out children.