Objection!!!!!

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Only if you pet me the right way.

Neonbob is pretty fucking witty.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only at the right times. Like when a complex blood-circuit has been filled with the sanguine liquid of a maternity ward's contents. Yeah. Just like then.

"Bro-mance" is one of the stupidest terms ever to exist.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! "Bro-mance" is a beautiful thing. When one hetero male enters into accored with another hetero male, excluding even girlfriends.... Screw it, I can't even start to defend the term bro-mance.

I'm gonna be a monkey, a monkey monkey monkey.
[sup]kudos to anyone who can figure out that lame-ass reference.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're gonna be a mad chef. Ummmmmmm...nope...not getting it.

Comedies are the best kind of movie.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!!!
action commedies are the best

Dr rockso the rock'n'roll clown, does alot of cocaine

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He does boatloads. "Lots" is an understatement.

Explosions are indeed awesome.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Explosions are FREAKING SWEET!!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Blank posts are FUN!

There is nothing I do not know.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

You sir know absolutely nothing

I can surf 10 channels in 1 minute

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You can flip through them. And it takes you twenty. You're the slow one

Big televisions are awesome.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Big Tv's are great until they break.

I kicked the baby and scored a field goal

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It only went in because it hit the landmine and got a good bounce.

Late nights enhance randomness.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

No objection.


I got a lifetime supply of ice cream

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It'll only last a few years.
Dun-dun-duuuuun!

Talking is overrated.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Talking is over-used


The Monarch is qutting arching

 

[atv_chic_18]

OBJECTION!
She just has a monthly poker group.

Text messaging and driving is stupid.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not if you need to give dire informationto the president without the dog in your backseat knowing!

That made little sense

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Made perfect sense. I know the dog is watching me.

I have to work for 15 hours today. That makes me an angry chef.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It makes you an irate chef. With a big knife...and tons of force behind it...I almost pity your prep cook.

A tamed tiger would be the best pet.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! A mind-controlled tiger would be better.
[sup]Yeah, I already yelled at him once for being an hour late. He's working his ass off now.[/sup]

Boxing should be an acceptable, legal way to resolve disputes.