Objection!!!!!
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Objection!! You don't need anything clever. Boring can be acceptable sometimes. Just look at the dumb crap I write.
Damn, I'm boring today.
Damn, I'm boring today.
OBJECTION!
You should have tried. But we both know I'm more clever. The monkeys pulling levers in my head know that.
You hate math in general.
[sup]What the hell happened?
Also, this making fun posts is getting me ninja'd. Damn you all and such[/sup]
Curb-stomping people is fun.
You should have tried. But we both know I'm more clever. The monkeys pulling levers in my head know that.
You hate math in general.
[sup]What the hell happened?
Also, this making fun posts is getting me ninja'd. Damn you all and such
[/sup]Curb-stomping people is fun.
Objection!! It is neccesary sometimes to show who's the alpha male.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
OBJECTION!
There is your handle, there is your spout!
[sub]Hell if i know, it was a good three months ago... I can only remeber the jist of it and mainly here it is. Me and some of my friends were sittin out in front of the school, random guy i don't know but one of my friends is real close to comes over. He starts messin with her, starts dry humping, she laughs. Sits on her, she laughs. She punches him in the nut's, he punches her in the crotch (Both jokingly). Her parents sue, i go to court. What a fair world...[/sub]
I will be pissed if i got ninja'd
There is your handle, there is your spout!
[sub]Hell if i know, it was a good three months ago... I can only remeber the jist of it and mainly here it is. Me and some of my friends were sittin out in front of the school, random guy i don't know but one of my friends is real close to comes over. He starts messin with her, starts dry humping, she laughs. Sits on her, she laughs. She punches him in the nut's, he punches her in the crotch (Both jokingly). Her parents sue, i go to court. What a fair world...[/sub]
I will be pissed if i got ninja'd
OBJECTION!
No but i am trying to chaoke back my laughter so i don't draw attention to myself
[sub]Tell me about it... Then she tries to say she was holding back the tears and pretending not to mind... Lying slut... And on top of it all the guy is a huge "gangsta" black guy which means my ass will be kicked... Just to clear things up i will have my asked kicked because he thinks he's "gangsta" not because he's black. Lol rusty iron dildo...[/sub]
Life is horrible
No but i am trying to chaoke back my laughter so i don't draw attention to myself
[sub]Tell me about it... Then she tries to say she was holding back the tears and pretending not to mind... Lying slut... And on top of it all the guy is a huge "gangsta" black guy which means my ass will be kicked... Just to clear things up i will have my asked kicked because he thinks he's "gangsta" not because he's black. Lol rusty iron dildo...[/sub]
Life is horrible
OBJECTION!
It is meh.
[sup]Oh good christ.
Meh. Just ignore him. If he kicks your ass, that's just another thing he'll have fucked his future with. Might not be much help while he's doing it, but when he's in jail in ten years, you can point and laugh all you like.
I do like that saying. It's so vivid and random.[/sup]
"Fuck me running" is a funny phrase.
It is meh.
[sup]Oh good christ.
Meh. Just ignore him. If he kicks your ass, that's just another thing he'll have fucked his future with. Might not be much help while he's doing it, but when he's in jail in ten years, you can point and laugh all you like.
I do like that saying. It's so vivid and random.[/sup]
"Fuck me running" is a funny phrase.
Objection! Fuck me running with a chainsaw adds more pizzazz.
Air conditioners are a good thing to have when they're working.
Air conditioners are a good thing to have when they're working.
OBJECTION!
Not one to be taken literaly though....
Not for Chuck Norris =P
[sub]And that is what i shall look forward to! She's gettin pissy with me cuz i'm ignoring her texts where she's tryin to tell me what to say in court... I'm close to saying "Fuck off i'm taking his side!"[/sub]
Orange soda is good
Not for Chuck Norris =P
[sub]And that is what i shall look forward to! She's gettin pissy with me cuz i'm ignoring her texts where she's tryin to tell me what to say in court... I'm close to saying "Fuck off i'm taking his side!"[/sub]
Orange soda is good
OBJECTION!
Not as strange as Fillup
[sub]"He pushed her against the wall and put his hand down her pants. She begged him to stop but he just laughed and put his tongue in her mouth" It goes on but the rest is a bit wrong...[/sub]
Just 40 more mins left in class!
Not as strange as Fillup
[sub]"He pushed her against the wall and put his hand down her pants. She begged him to stop but he just laughed and put his tongue in her mouth" It goes on but the rest is a bit wrong...[/sub]
Just 40 more mins left in class!