Objection!!!!!

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
All of them do
[sub]No, she's tellin me to say that, i am not shitting you...[/sub]

I have to get off the computer and work now

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You should. You don't have to.
[sup]I meant the content of the story, not that she's asking you. As in, I doubt that really happened.
And Lost in the Void is an exception.[/sup]

Rules are meant to be broken and destroyed.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Rules are for the weak and frightened.

money is good.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is wonderful and horrible.

Boredom is too common.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It is the one truth
[sub]Oh, well in that case, yes. Nothing in her story is remotely true[/sub]

That mcdonalds was damn good

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was really fucking sweet.
[sup]Dat's what I thought!
Hate people who edit history to fit their needs. It reminds me too much of sibling rivalries.[/sup]

Ergonomic keyboards are great.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Are they?
[sub]And on top of everything my phone's been ringing off the hook with calls from: Her, her parents, her lawyer, and his lawyer. I'm ready tokill my school for giving them that information.[/sub]

Water is a good drink

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's okay. Soda is better.
[sup]Dear lord. If you do decide to, send me some stuff, too! I want an arm, a thigh, and eyeballs. Can you swing that?[/sup]

Sending body parts via mail is a difficult thing to do.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not as difficult as via email!
[sub]The thigh and arm maybe, my dog's have a fondness for eyes.[/sub]

I want to kill my brothers idiot friends!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You wanna eat them in fire.
[sup]Sigh. I suppose I can settle for that.
Deep fried fuckhead is always good.[/sup]

I hate frivolous lawsuits.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You hate them?
[sub]I'm thinking about posting that story in the off topic, you think i should[/sub]

Having a phone sucks because people can bother you

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It sucks because your parents can bug you.
[sup]It might make a good topic. I say do it. Also: Yay for you knowing that word! [/sup]

Patronizing people can be fun.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It is always fun!
[sub]I know most words...[/sub]

I'm watching zero punctuation

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's over by now, so no, you're not.

There are few things in this world better than Bacon.
[sup]Yeah, I capitalized Bacon. What's up?[/sup]

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Name 5
[sub]You capatalized it cuz it's fucking AWESOME[/sub]

I'm beating chef in the post challenge!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Dammit you are! Grr. Chef Angry. You won't like Chef when he's angry!! But naw, if I had more time to be on I'd be whooping ye, young'n!
[sup]1-More Bacon. 2-Bacon-wrapped Bacon, 3-Steak wrapped in Bacon, 4-Bacon-compound butter, 5-Bacon-wrapped Steak with a Bacon-butter sauce.[/sup]

I think I just heard a few of my arteries slam shut!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

That was me pulling them out of your body


I cleared out a room in just one fart

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It was your face that did it!

Naps are better then sleeping at night!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're not better. They're just as good.
[sup]Why did I miss this talk of the wonderful Bacon?[/sup]

Bacon is the food of the gods.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Too late, you missed all the bacon
[sub]Ha! You may have 8,000 posts, but i have BACON![/sub]

I can't believe my court thread was locked already....