Objection!!!!!

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ajb924

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OBJECTION!
Killing is better in real life!

The cops will be on my ass for that comment...
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! They will be after you. If they were on your ass, that's sexual harrassment.

I got to work way too early in the morning today.
 

Neonbob

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OBJECTION!
You can never be too early to start with the making of glorious food!
[sup]Hello everyone.
Jesus.
AJB? You and Hollow Knoll look very similar. It was a bit confusing looking through this page :-S[/sup]

Breaking people in half is fun.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! Breaking them in half means you're only half done.
[sup]Whatup, Neon!?[/sup]


I'm pretty close to going Gonzo, I just realized.
 

Neonbob

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OBJECTION!
You're really close!
[sup]Not much. Just killing about half an hour here. Then I've gotta go do something :-(
How about you?[/sup]

Snakes are good pets.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! When dead, their skin makes better boots.
[sup]Nada, just working another long day, killing about half an hour.[/sup]

There's alot of new people joining the escapist today.
 

Neonbob

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There are some joining every day.
[sup]What's on the menu today?[/sup]

Feeding off insanity is healthy.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! Feeding off insanity is fun, feeding off hate is healthy.
[sup]Grilled chicken with a mozzerella and roasted tomato beurre-blanc, sauteed squash with red pepper, garlic mashed potatoes, and s'mores creme brulee.[/sup]

Eggs are part of a balanced breakfast.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
Part, yes. But not the most notable part.
BACON!
[sup]I'll be honest. Only three sections of that made any sense to me. The grilled chicken, garlic mashed potatoes, and the mozzarella and roasted tomato.
Damn you and your fancy cook-speak
:p[/sup]

Everyone should open their own portal to hell.
 

chefassassin2

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Agreed!! I have no objection to that.
[sup]Mmmm...Bacon. The beurre-blanc is a french butter sauce, and I'm adding the mozz and tomato at the end for a creamy little goodness. Mmmmm...Bacon.[/sup]


My kitchen is losing it's mind!
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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The people there are losing their minds. Hopefully the kitchen itself does not have one.
[sup]Ohhh...okay. Makes a bit more sense now.
Bacon. I wish I had the time to make some right now.
Crispy or chewy?[/sup]

Caffeine is the best way to start a day.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! Caffeine and Bacon!! Duh.
[sup]Chewy, man! crispy means loss of flavor.[/sup]


I should buy some Mana Energy Drinks.
 

Neonbob

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OBJECTION!
Vault or Amp would be better. And cheaper.
[sup]I suppose. But there's something so rewarding about hearing and feeling that wonderful crunch![/sup]

Latin is a difficult language.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! I learned it young, so it comes a bit natural. Mandarin is tough!
[sup]That is a good point. we need to find a happy medium of chewy and crispy. Then rule the world!! Mmmm...Bacon.[/sup]


Voltaire's a good singer.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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He's okay, but Ozzy is better.
[sup]I think.
And that would get the makers a world-ruling crown for the rest of their days...sigh.[/sup]

"Bling bling" should be a killable offense.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! I think some torture is excusable in those instances.


The next time I hear someone speak a variation of this sentence-"So, I was all like WTF (or OMG)", heads are gonna roll.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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They are going to fly first.
[sup]Curse modern rappers and pop stations for making those sentences![/sup]

McAfee is a crappy program.
 

Neonbob

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OBJECTION!
It growls.
[sup]If I could firebomb them all today...I would be so happy.[/sup]

Coke Zero Cherry is magnificent.