Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not to me, you're not.
[sup]Aannnnnnd...9000! Woohoo!
If anyone makes a horrible joke about that post count, I'll just have to strangle you with a pair of scissors. You have been warned >[/sup]

Blue staples are awesome.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Red is better
[sub]Must resist over 9000 joke![/sub]

I am having trouble resisting!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if you remember the scissors!
[sup]You must resist. You can do it.[/sup]

My badgers are waiting to maul AJB if he utters those words.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I don't care!
[sub]Your post count is OVER 9000!
There i said it...[/sub]
Neon's readying his killing tools

 

[Hollow Grimm]

OBJECTION!
Neons readying his killing TOOL!

Im watching YOUTUBE POOP.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! it's shit, admit it.


I'm going to burn the next useless person to walk through my kitchen with a red-hot metal spatula.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're watching porn. It's okay.
You're gonna cut them up!
[sup]Sigh. AJB, you made me do this.
*unleashes 400,000 angry badgers in AJB's direction*
Hey Chef![/sup]

This should be fun. They'll drag you back to me.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! They'll drag what's left of him to you.

Can't resist...I ninja'd Neonbob! HA!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You ninja-dog...thingy...curses.
[sup]How's the cooking going?[/sup]

A chainsaw gun would be so freaking sweet.

 

[chefassassin2]

A chainsaw gun with optional RPG would be sweeter.
[sup]Going. To. Go. Ballistic. And. Slaughter. My. Staff.[/sup]


Nine Inch Nails' "Heresy" is saving my sanity right now.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I like to think we're doing something for you too.
[sup]Oh. Poorly then. Is that guy bugging you still?[/sup]

I want tickets. Chef should make an event and sell them!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
When nine inch nails is saving your sanity, somethings gone wrong...
Find some yourself!
[sub]I killed your badgers!
Chef i am glad i don't work for you...[/sub]

This milkshake is good

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! I'll let a select few of you in for free! The rest have to pay.
[sup]and yeah y'all're helping a bit now. My sous-chef's girlfriend showed up and he came to a screeching halt. I'm about to run her over running around the kitchen and burn him with the pan that's coming out of the oven in about 10 minutes.[/sup]


I can't abide useless people.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You can use them. In pies.
[sup]Sigh. Oh well. I suppose I'll just have to do it myself. At a later date.
>:-D
Wait...why did the guy think that having his girl in the busy kitchen would do any good?[/sup]

Having four arms would be useful.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
What would you do with four arms?
[sub]Neon we went over this... If you kill me you would have to find a way to capture my soul![/sub]

FUCK!
I threw my retainer out!!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You tossed it lightly.
[sup]Neonbob, I have no idea. The guy doesn't think.[/sup]
[sup] What's up AJB!?[/sup]

I wish I could fly.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
If you could you would fly into a plane turbine!
[sub]Not much, my mom finished bitchen at me, i left the stove on all night... Sounds like your having fun chef![/sub]

I need to play Majoras Mask

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You'd think so, but in reality, it'd be a pain in the butt. You couldn't pretend to jump anywhere, and bugs would get in your teeth.
Not really. It's not that good.
*raises massive flameshield*
[sup]AJB, you know I have a soul cage. That can be attached to some arms leading to a keyboard.
Sigh. His ass should be grass right now. Or souffle.[/sup]

I know what souffle is.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I feel that was an insult directed at my vocabulary...
[sub]My soul is small and can slip through the bars![/sub]

I love the thriller music video

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You really don't. You just like it.
[sup]That's what the Soul Reavers are for. To keep your ass in the cage!
Why do you think they haven't made another game?[/sup]

Life is better when the parents are gone.