Objection!!!!!

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Chocolate fire breathing panda-lion-eagles!
[sub]Cuz im awesome!
Can't be a crime just to kick a dope rhyme![/sub]

Falcon PUNCH!

 

[The_Chief]

TO THE CROTCH!
[sup]now much. i want some dope![/sup]

FALCON KICK!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Eagle claw kick.
[sup]Oh, but it can. Especially if the dope rhyme being kicked is slang for a cop![/sup]

When your brain is tired, you can think of more outlandish things.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Windy york bananas in the youtube cattle to operate maximum output technicality's
[sub]Damn! He's on to me *flees scene*[/sub]

I doubt neon can figure out where i got the banana thing from!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You know I won't.
[sup]Hah. It's okay, AJB. The cops are dead.
*walks back into shadows*
Skittish child...
[/sup]

Mumbling is handy when you want to say something unintelligible.

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
i loved you piggy! i loveded you!!! a room with a moose!!!
[sup]well good night good sirs.[/sup]

I WANNA GO TO FRIENDLIES

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You really want to go to Hooters.
[sup]Good night, Lazor.[/sup]

Dancing Irish people are a sight to see in the light of the flames cast by the burning hair of seven hundred vixens.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Fuck!
[sub]Mom's coming up here, not supposed to be on this late, later![/sub]

I am outta here!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're offline.
[sup]Goodnight AJB![/sup]

I'm the only one here, so I may as well practice bone whittling.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
My parents went out and i am here again!

I am home alone!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
There's someone in your closet. Muahahaha.

I'm actually off to bed in the next ten minutes.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I stole your bed!

I'm probably doing the same...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You definitely are. I drugged your soda.

Chatting with people on steam is a good time.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Ehhh i can barely make out words and im fallin asleep...
[sub]Night neon![/sub]

Bed is good fror sleep!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's also good for several other things that you'll learn about later in life.
[sup]Good night AJB!
Yay for 10k at 5:15AM![/sup]

I have made sense even as my brain shuts down.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Then your brain must permanently be shut down.

SHOOP DA WOOP

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Wop a doo bop.

Originality in the face of genericness will always win.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It will be better, but will not win. As Exhibit A, I give you Abney Park vs Hannah Montana. Which one is well-known and loved by many, though loathed by me? And which one is a badass Steampunk Pirate crew creating fracking amazing music?



I'm so bored.[sup]With Work right now, I mean, not on the Escapist.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're bored with everything.
[sup]I...I feel compelled to look that band up now...[/sup]

Nothing is better than a troupe of dancing monkeys who also rob banks.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! A troupe of dancing monkeys robbing banks and escaping on mopeds=better.
[sup]Look up Abney Park Sleep Isabella on youtube, it'kll be the one that says Abney Park at the Edison. It's been haunting my brain for days. And also Herr Drosselmyer's Doll.[/sup]


I need a dancing monkey.