Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You need several ones.
[sup]Looking them up now!
Have you heard Bayside?[/sup]

Not having a chair to sit in is a very annoying situation.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Better than my broken chair.
[sup]No, but I'll look it up.[/sup]

My sauce needs more basil.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It needs salt, too.
[sup]The Walking Wounded is fucking incredible.[/sup]

I just got comfy.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You only think you're comfy. Wait 'til you move your right leg a hair to the left. Then you shall know what comfort is.
[sup]Good to know![/sup]

Neonbob's right, it did need salt.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I...I was? I don't know if that's the best thing to say...
[sup]Damn you for addicting me to Abney Park!
[/sup]

They're a good band...and I can't stop listening to their stuff.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! They're a great band!
[sup]Ha, welcome to my world![/sup]


Must...Not...Admit that...Neonbob...Was right...About Walking Wounded...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's okay. You can admit it. My ego can always be boosted a bit more.
[sup]It's...it's got an interesting smell.
-They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns
-Head on a Plate
-Dear Your Holiness
-Thankfully
-I and I
-Masterpiece
-Carry On
Just a few more of their good songs.
:-D[/sup]

Lots of songs on your iTunes account is not always for the best.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's always for the best, you just need to open your mind and realize this.
[sup]Right on, I'll look 'em up while I wait to get out of here.[/sup]


I dropped my phone into a pitcher of water.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It's called a cup!

I need some thread necroing.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
The phone no longer works!
What does that mean!?
[sub]I can top that! Once i jumped into a pool, phone in my hand! Got the thing for christmas, whent in the pool at a superbowl party.[/sub]

Boredom is not fun

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Could be worse, you could be bleeding from your anus.
[sup]My brother-in-law went through 2 Blackberries and 3 Iphones so far by going swimming with the things in his pocket. He's a drinker and forgot.[/sup]


I love being a chef.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love cooking. Being a chef is a nice title benefit.
[sup]How...wha...the forgetfulness/thickness hurts my head.[/sup]

Life is tedious.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It's boring.
[sup]ajb, it means I need to bring the fatality game back to life in a few months for my 5000th post.[/sup]

I'm going to have a shower now.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
My eyes! They burn!
[sub]Ok, but i wasn't drunk when i did it...[/sub]

I am proud of that!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're going to take a bath.
You're relieved that you don't display that kind of behavior.
[sup]Yay![/sup]

Canada is a shnazzy shmexy hat for America.
/Ramthundar's phrase

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Well Mexico's it's big, hairy balls pants
[sub]Well, i'm off ot try and rent prototype!
Later peoples![/sub]

Pop-ups are irratating

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They are infuriating.
[sup]Good luck! It is epic![/sup]

Epic music makes everything better.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Epic musice could not fix all that is wrong with the existence of Hannah Montana.


I got a new paring knife today!!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You got several new knives today.
[sup]Ooh. What kind?[/sup]

I'm listening to Bayside.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You are absorbing Bayside into your conciuosness.
[sup]Wusthof bird's beak, baby. Been wanting one for awhile, but they discontinued, so I had to search for it.[/sup]


I have too many tabs open right now.